I don't drink coffee, as it is technically a drug and I am straight edge. Also, the combination of smoking and drinking coffee is a great recipe for late-twenties heart attacks, so no thanks.
Tea it is.
Addendum: if you don't drink your tea with milk in it you need to get out of my face.
That gave me a weird thought. Do you reckon urophilliacs binge on coffee for this exact reason?
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