The Age Old Question...

[haku10110101]

Say you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only bring 3 things and one person (That you know) with you. What would it and they be?

[Sympathy]

1. muscle milk
2. krunk bitches
3. weight bench

and i'd bring @Ugly.Ted . #buffmans

[haku10110101]

1. muscle milk
2. krunk bitches
3. weight bench

and i'd bring @Ugly.Ted . #buffmans

LOL that has to be the funnest thing I have read today so far.

[Kissed by Obito]

Matches
A cooking pot
A hunting knife
I'd bring my uncle John.

[Animedude5555]

I'd bring:
my computer with all my games and emulators and anime theme songs and videos
my nintendo wii with super smash bros brawl
a magic spell to summon a .50bmg sniper rifle out of thin air

and the person I'd bring is Miku Hatsune (though Asuka Soryu was a close runner up for this position)

[Ranshiin]

I'd bring:
my computer with all my games and emulators and anime theme songs and videos
my nintendo wii with super smash bros brawl
a magic spell to summon a .50bmg sniper rifle out of thin air

and the person I'd bring is Miku Hatsune (though Asuka Soryu was a close runner up for this position)

Have fun with the computer equipment that wouldn't work since there'd be no electricity for them, the sniper rifle without any bullets and a made-up non-existent person, then.

-rolls eyes.-

[someoneofforumpast]

1. A Water purifier
2. Cooking pot
3. Flint rock

Person I would bring is Bear Gryls cause he can survive anything.

[Sympathy]

Have fun with the computer equipment that wouldn't work since there'd be no electricity for them, the sniper rifle without any bullets and a made-up non-existent person, then.

-rolls eyes.-

damn, beat me to it.

[OrphanAngel]

I would bring a Bible, a crucifix and my fur suit. The person I'd bring would be my pastor, he actually has some survival skills and also would be a great spiritual aid in a trying time.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Have fun with the computer equipment that wouldn't work since there'd be no electricity for them, the sniper rifle without any bullets and a made-up non-existent person, then.

-rolls eyes.-

Laptop much?

But that would only last him for so long, lol. And he isn't the type that would use it wisely either. Definitely not.

[haku10110101]

wow o.o I didn't expect this thread to have this much of a response lol.

[Animedude5555]

Have fun with the computer equipment that wouldn't work since there'd be no electricity for them, the sniper rifle without any bullets and a made-up non-existent person, then.

-rolls eyes.-

Guns that are made with spells ALWAYS start with at least a few bullets in them. And if the spell persists, they may have unlimited bullets.

[Ranshiin]

Guns that are made with spells ALWAYS start with at least a few bullets in them. And if the spell persists, they may have unlimited bullets.

... No they don't? Maybe because the spells include the bullets, whereas you didn't stipulate that the spell gave you bullets.

So, have fun. Also have fun when it gets jammed because of sand or mud.

[Animedude5555]

... No they don't? Maybe because the spells include the bullets, whereas you didn't stipulate that the spell gave you bullets.

So, have fun. Also have fun when it gets jammed because of sand or mud.

If the gun isn't some cheep @ss knockoff made in China, then it won't jam. US made guns don't jam.

[ZombieWolf2508]

If the gun isn't some cheep @ss knockoff made in China, then it won't jam. US made guns don't jam.

Go tell that to some Vietnam veterans. Tell them an American made M16A1 won't jam and see if they don't slap the hell out of you.

[Astral_Mage]

If the gun isn't some cheep @ss knockoff made in China, then it won't jam. US made guns don't jam.

You want to know what rifle which almost never jam? AK-47 (Russian made), hate to break it to you bro, but American M16's jam in bad environments so yeah, switch to classical heavyweights

[Animedude5555]

Guns that jam are ones with full auto capability, because the mechanical parts are so precision made to allow for full auto mode, that even a bit of dust in the mechanism will jam it up. That's why machineguns always jam, as to M16s in full-auto mode or AK-47s in full-auto mode. But any of these guns in single-shot mode won't jam, likewise with guns who's only mode is single-shot (like most pistols, hunting rifles etc). The .50 cal BMG sniper rifle (which is so powerful that it is intended to be used as an anti-materiel weapon rather than an anti-personnel weapon), won't jam, because it only fires one bullet for each pull of the trigger. Furthermore, it doesn't auto-reload the next round. There's a bolt-action mechanism that requires MANUAL reloading. And this even further takes away from the complexity of its internal mechanical design, making it practically unjamable.

[Albear]

A cellphone.
A raft.
A fishing rod.

[星らぶ]

1. knife
2. rope
3. cooking pot

no people

[Sympathy]

A cellphone.
A raft.
A fishing rod.

the last 2 i get. but a cellphone? sorry bro they don't put up towers on or around deserted islands in the middle of the ocean. and eventually the battery will run dry. didn't think that one through, did ya =]

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Guns that jam are ones with full auto capability, because the mechanical parts are so precision made to allow for full auto mode, that even a bit of dust in the mechanism will jam it up. That's why machineguns always jam, as to M16s in full-auto mode or AK-47s in full-auto mode. But any of these guns in single-shot mode won't jam, likewise with guns who's only mode is single-shot (like most pistols, hunting rifles etc). The .50 cal BMG sniper rifle (which is so powerful that it is intended to be used as an anti-materiel weapon rather than an anti-personnel weapon), won't jam, because it only fires one bullet for each pull of the trigger. Furthermore, it doesn't auto-reload the next round. There's a bolt-action mechanism that requires MANUAL reloading. And this even further takes away from the complexity of its internal mechanical design, making it practically unjamable.

yeah you have no clue what you're talking about and i don't even have to rebuke your claims to prove my point. only full auto guns jam... man where do you come up with this stuff?

[Kirito]

I'd bring my best friend. Two swords to train. and then duh... a boat!

We'd train until we're ripped lethal killers, then take the boat back.

It's like straight out of anime duh!

[Nesh]

Books for entrainment, some chocolate bars, a knife and I'd bring Rambo.

[Albear]

the last 2 i get. but a cellphone? sorry bro they don't put up towers on or around deserted islands in the middle of the ocean. and eventually the battery will run out.

OP never mentioned a magic barrier that will keep me on the island. Nowadays, networking is possible almost anywhere. I intend to leave the island asap.

[Animedude5555]

the last 2 i get. but a cellphone? sorry bro they don't put up towers on or around deserted islands in the middle of the ocean. and eventually the battery will run dry. didn't think that one through, did ya =]

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yeah you have no clue what you're talking about and i don't even have to rebuke your claims to prove my point. only full auto guns jam... man where do you come up with this stuff?

I just assumed that. In the movies a guy shooting a machinegun jams he tries to unjam it but isn't successful before someone else shoots him. It's NEVER with an ordinary rifle, pistol, or sniper rifle.

[Dartanyan]

I'd bring a sword.
A first aid kit.
And a German Shepard to aid me. I refuse to bring a person with me. As far as entertainment, rope, guns and rafts?..well if we take this situation more seriously entertainment would be meaningless because its a survival thing. You have to focus all your energy on living. Rope wouldn't be necessary to bring cause you can make rope from trees or whatever way you can be creative. I don't think rafts would be too reliable if you consider getting attack out in the ocean...making a man-made boat lets say from trees with more addition to it can give more assurance. And guns wouldn't be a good idea to me. Thinking about land predators...it could attract too much or the wrong attention and you can only have a limited supply of ammunition. Either way a gun would only do justice for so long till it becomes useless. However, a flare gun is great!