Say a lie about you!

[Sympathy]

my life is a fantastically entertaining roller coaster ride of fun times and memorable events

[Astral_Mage]

I impulsively lie.

[Nesh]

I am the reason for everyones misery.

[Astral_Mage]

I am the reason for everyones misery.

You're the reason I have a frown in my face

[Nesh]

You're the reason I have a frown in my face

That is...correct.
I'm also the reason why you'll go bald in the next four seconds.
Tik-tok, tik-tok.
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Tada!
Enjoy your new hairstayle xD

[Astral_Mage]

That is...correct.
I'm also the reason why you'll go bald in the next four seconds.
Tik-tok, tik-tok.
............ ............ .......... .........
..... ....... ....... ...... .. .. .. . . ....
Tada!
Enjoy your new hairstayle xD

Meh.. I was going to be bald anyway, it was just a matter of time

[Nesh]

Meh.. I was going to be bald anyway, it was just a matter of time

Well people tell me that I am very very considerate towrads others so there.

P.S. the next Porshe that drives right past you and splashes you just know that it was me.

[Astral_Mage]

Well people tell me that I am very very considerate towrads others so there.

P.S. the next Porshe that drives right past you and splashes you just know that it was me.

I know I'll feel great being run over by a sky blue Porshe, so bring it on

[Albear]

I hate YOU ALL! Scrubs.

[Zainox]

I'm a magical pony that likes wearing corn on my forehead.

[henryford]

I despise dogs with all my life, the Final Fantasy franchise never appealed to me, ever, I am not fond of tofu and I totally have a normal body clock lol

[Kissed by Obito]

I hate walking in the rain.

[Astral_Mage]

I hate YOU ALL! Scrubs.

I hate you too

I hate walking in the rain.

Walking & being under the rain is not my thing either

[Zainox]

This one time I was peeling an orange and it started screaming and pleading for mercy.. that was the last orange I ever ate.

[Astral_Mage]

This one time I was peeling an orange and it started screaming and pleading for mercy.. that was the last orange I ever ate.

That reminded me of the onion which I softly made it cry while I was chopping it

[Sympathy]

i'm not impressed with @Astral_Mage 's post count. i don't think he's one of the guys now, he's still a n00b.

[someoneofforumpast]

I can cut an onion and not cry!!! LIKE A BOSS

[Astral_Mage]

i'm not impressed with @Astral_Mage 's post count. i don't think he's one of the guys now, he's still a n00b.

I am still a n00b

I can cut an onion and not cry!!! LIKE A BOSS

I believe many can do that, I make the onion cry

[Kissed by Obito]

I hate sleeping with the lights on.

[Sympathy]

I hate sleeping with the lights on.

why do you sleep with the lights on? are there scury monsters in the dark?

[Reshad]

i am a monster

[Initius]

Got a selfie with Barack Obama.

[Kissed by Obito]

why do you sleep with the lights on? are there scury monsters in the dark?

No not monsters. I don't see well. Without my glasses, and in the dark I don't see at all. So I sleep with the light on in case I need to get up.

[Sympathy]

No not monsters. I don't see well. Without my glasses, and in the dark I don't see at all. So I sleep with the light on in case I need to get up.

i suppose that's as good a reason as any. personally i like being in pitch darkness when i sleep.

[Nesh]

I'm always there...lurking in the shadows...trying to reach Senapai...

 

...guess I'll just eat his cat to get noticed.