The GREATEST way to die

[International 4-8818]

One would be eating 500 pounds of butter, ahaha yeah.............

But this one is good.
Okay get naked, go back in time to world war II. find hitler and start fighting him and have me put in the histroy books as naked menace curtis defeats hitler. But all of a sudden I have to fight his regime of nazi's and kill them all with the blinding light of my nude body, and then my time machine just went horrible wrong and sends all of times historic figures like george washington, abraham lincoln, mao ja dong, barbara strizand, Kim jun ill, bill clinton, paris hilton, and so many great histroic icons and then jesus comes through to help me fight them to the death. then after that i kill all of these zombies led by evil leader hillary clinton while to the tune of "we're not going to take it" by twisted sister and then they die, and then i die because i got hypothermia from being exposed to the elements. yes that would be awesome.

[Azel]

One would be eating 500 pounds of butter, ahaha yeah.............

after that i kill all of these zombies led by evil leader hillary clinton while to the tune of "we're not going to take it" by twisted sister

You can't kill Hilary Clinton's Zombies. They are master shape shifters. First they are liberal, then they are neutral, then conservative, then republican, then back to liberal.

[Alicaryn Silentread]

I'm totally PROBABLY going to get into trouble for this answer:

The best way to die is doing the "dirty."

[International 4-8818]

I'm totally PROBABLY going to get into trouble for this answer:

The best way to die is doing the "dirty."

awww haha...........................ha................. .........how can that be done? That just seems impossible............ to do that?


Uh yeah you see i would make Hillary clinton even more annoying so everyone can identify her.

[Azel]

awww haha...........................ha................. .........how can that be done? That just seems impossible............ to do that?


Uh yeah you see i would make Hillary clinton even more annoying so everyone can identify her.

Perhaps it's not impossible. Maybe you just do it until you get an extreme headache and there is severe hemorrhaging. Anyway, I could see why you would want to make Hilary's presence more noticed. She is often mistaken for a guy.

[International 4-8818]

So does that make Bill the wife in the family?

[Ashminigun]

Probably the greatest way to die is standing in front of Eris's Lunar Death Ray already on overcharge phase pointing at Earth with an automatic quantum dead man's switch; which will detonate a gravitational singularity bomb that will destroy Moon and eventually Earth itself.

Yes, I feeling random today.

'nough said...

[splark23]

i think the greatest way to die would be....

get my 2 best friends, and rob fort knox while dressed as mitchillin men. we rob all the gold, then jump in a helicopter and fly away to madagascar, while being chased by hundreds of army choppers. we chase them of, and then make our way to australier, where we buy all the things we ever wanted, get pet koalas and kangerroos, only to be tracked down by the army again. so then we hide all the remaining gold in the kangeroo pouches, and then run to the coast, where we are picked up by some friendly dolphins, who swim us to new zealand, where we run to the hills with a life times supply of beer and hole ourselfs up in a cave and sit there getting drunk, mucking around and remembering all the fun stuff we did until we died......yeah....that's how i wanna die

[-Batman-]

get my 2 best friends, and rob fort knox

LOL, What?
This isn't 1970...No one robs fort knox anymore. You could probably walk right in tomarrow, by yourself, with a T-Shirt saying "I'm plan on robbing fort knox on (Date) While wearing this shirt" and no one would try and stop you.

[realms89]

in an old viking battle (that way id gain the right to valhalla)

[UrusaiSevera]

Best way to die.... when you want to ... >>

[Capernicus]

Christina Richi was in Beetlejuice? I thought that was some other girl. time to IMDB this biznatch.

Two things.

1.) Christina Richi was NOT in 1988s' Beetlejuice. That was a VERY young Winona Ryder.

2.) What you just said makes you sound a TERRIBLE amount like a Child Pedophile Capernious, I'm reporting your post.

You're obviously an idiot, so I will excuse that comment.

Thanks though, Winona looked pretty hot in that movie.


So deliciously goth. XD

[███]

Playing chicken on the road.

[pyre]

Best way to die for me? To die of old, very old, age.

Yeah, I'm pretty boring. But I'm the kind who wants to see everything she can.

[~Mithrosent~]

Greatest way to die? Eh Either Having an OverDose Of Poprocks and Soda and having my head 'Splode OR Be driving to go See Shane and Tim and totally get crushed by a giant Campfire. Like The logs, and ash, and FIRE getting dumped on my car by some cruel evil Boyscout. o.o; Painful, BUT COOL. To me. <3 (Ish hyper off of a piece of REALLY sugar crammed piece of gum). Oh man.
~M~<3

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Death During Sexual Intercourse: Due to your heart rate increasing, you can die of an Heart Attack.

Fort Knox: Fort Knox is STILL a United States Army Basic Combat Training and Military Operations Base. You COULD try and rob it, but you'd very much DIE before leaving.

Capernicous: You're a dumbby and I'm not ignoreing you. You still sound like a pedophile.

Pyre: Not everyone wants to live to an old age. I know I DO NOT. Too much colon cancer, heart disease, alzheimers, and diabeties running in my family to look forward to that. Thats why I hope I die of 2nd Hand Smoke. People say "if you quit smoking now, you'll save 10 years on your life." DO you know what 10 years that are? The adult diapers, kidney in dialasis years. Go head smoking, take off those years. WE DO NOT WANT THEM!

Mithro: Poprocks and Soad DOES NOT WORK. I ate 3 lbs of poprocks and drank 4 liters fo soda. DOES NOT WORK.

[Capernicus]

Capernicous: You're a dumbby and I'm not ignoreing you. You still sound like a pedophile.

Nobody said anything about ignoring. And I don't take offense to someone who can't even spell my name OR take the time to scroll up to cheat and look at it.

And don't steal my way of dying, idiot.

[benjamin89]

Im in the middle of a public place. There is lots of people, and even a television crew shooting the news there.
A psycho takes a small innocent girl captive, holding a gun towards her head.
The tv crew is filming it all live. The girls parents are crying like crazy.
The police is called, but none of them manage to save the girl. The madman shoots wild and blindly around him, no one dares to even come close.
I run towards him and get shot in the chest, but keep running. When the madman is in range, I roundhousekick him across the street (like Chuck Norris would have done). He dies in an instant.
As the people around me is cheering for me cuz Im a hero, I die from my injury.

Now thats a way to die right? Thou I doubt I would done that if I actually stumbled across sutch a situation..

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Copperniucus: My misspelling is intentional. I don't want to flat out own your face. I want people to feel as though they're better than me when I prove I'm not as invicible as they think that I am. I'm not stealing your death, I just suggested how one WOULD die from sexual intercourse. You still sound like a pedophile though.

I just remembered another good way to die. I'd like to die in my sleep rather it be a hand granade tossed through my window, someone blowing air into an IV that's in my arm, you know. It's a pretty decent way to die.

[Bucky Katt]

I think dying in a fight between Chris and Capernicus as an innocent bystander would be pretty great. Probably suck to be a survivor, xD.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

Another fun way is to piss off your pregnant PMSing wife....OR, die by tring to speed up the Lava Lamp heat process on a stove, and the glass shards fly into you...when it goes boom. I don't know...

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Bucky: Yeah that would be cool since we all know I'd win hands down.

Jack: Your wife can not PMS during pregnancy. She may have violent mood swings yes, but she's cannot have her peroid.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

I'm just exaggerating things for poor humor..I know, I suck.

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Sorry, Sarcasim is hard to tell over the internet.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

Bahh, it's ok.