Post your best puking stories

[Eris]

Tequila, toilet hugging, vomiting through my nose, etc.

Though really, the word "tequila" alone describes that scenario.

[miniPhil]

Not mine but a rather amusing IRC quote. Censored for the readers of AF.

 

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a dump
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh no... if i were taking a dump and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to beat him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

[Aulos]

This doesn't just have to relate to drinking, right? Because I don't do that.

Likewise, I don't have any really amusing stories. There was this one time when I went to the fair (yeah, where I live, people still go to the fair. lol) with some friends, though. It was obnoxiously hot and I was getting a migraine. I decided to buy a Coke (actually I think my friend bought it for me... ). We got out of the sun into this tent area, so I thought I was fine. I was wrong. I thought I was just going to burp, but that wasn't what happened. I covered my mouth anyway, which turned out to be a good thing, because I did more than burp...

It was a very awkward situation. Trying to tell my friends what happened, and then running into a friend that I hadn't seen since high school. She tried to talk to me but I couldn't take my hand off of my mouth... After I got in the bathroom and cleaned my hands everything was fine and my headache went away. Still very awkward, though. I didn't see that friend again that night. Oh well, she probably didn't need an explanation anyway.

[-GAZKUL-]

I don't usually throw up but there was this one time at a festival when i had 9(?) beers, 3(?) ciders, 3(?) snakebites and possibly some vodka........

[Genghis Beatrix]

lemme see...
On my sixth bday, I went to the movie theaters and saw the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie and ate too much popcorn and ended up puking it up... All over the livingroom, down the hallway, all over the bathroom, and the last bit in the toilet.

Then, several years later, my brother caught the stomach virus and passed it to everyone in the family... At christmas.

Years after that, I got so wasted that everything was spinning. It wasn't until i smoked a cigarette that i puked lol

[*MayMay*]

A friend and I overdid it once with some fruity drinks that we garnished with cherries. I don't remember ALL the details, but I do remember that when I was sick later that night, a cherry came out of my nose...Gross. xD I've refused to eat them since...!

[Trippy Hippie]

I had a really bad headache. So I laid down for a bit. Felt the urge to puke so I started to walk off the bed, I get to the end of it, my brother is standing below me, I puked right over his head. It was uh, weird.

[animeyay]

Eh...I was brought down with a very bad case of flu when I was around 8, and I ended up puking all over the floor. T.T

And that was my most recent throwing-up. The other times were even before that, and ALL caused by my motion sickness.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

Was hacking up phlegm when I was sick, got a lot more than I expected.

Good times.

[The Rebel]

Sadly, my BEST puke tail took place back when I was underaged for alcohol. Me and a few friends, (3 guys and one girl) decided to go to a motel for a bit of drinking tequila. Me and the young lady posed as a couple, rented the room, and then snuck everyone in. We proceeded to drink,,, and then try and cook hashbrowns. After awhile, one guys kept trying to drown himself in the tub, and then one of the guys fixing me another drink ran out of coke for the tequila, so he topped it off with orange juice. Needless to say, I had to rush to the bathroom. And having consumed "the worm", I woundup see miniture versions of the Beatles after the first time I puked. Then Paul was on the edge of the toilet lecturing me, so I knocked him into the toilet, puked, and flushed. The rest disappeared, and then I heard bubbling, which turned out to be the one guy trying to drown himself,,, yet again. I spent the rest of the night claiming I was dying. Come the next morning though, I was the only one without a hangover, and thus stuck driving the car back to town.

[Xeyuzio]

When I was little, very little like 7 or something, I puked all over Taco Bell probably from eating too much, when I was younger then that I puked in this kids head at the school park. -_-

[The Rebel]

I do have a slightly more recent story,,, but it wasn't me doing the puking.
I had just turned 21 so for my birthday, we pooled our money together and bought ALOT of hard alcohol. And sat around drinking for awhile. And at one point, 3 attractive young ladies I knew came by, and one of the guys at the party had invested in a pint of Bicardi 151. Being slightly drunk, he took a bet that he could finish it off before they left, which they only stayed for about 20-30 minutes to wish me a happy birthday. The guy did his best, and actually finished off the bottle, but not before they left. Eventually, he started to look pretty bad, and realized he was starting into alcohol poisoning. So,, we MADE him puke into a wastecan,,, and he filled it! A ten gallon can,,, FILLED. We then hauled him off to the back room to sleep it off. One of the guys who recently did bootcamp in Texas and picked up an accent, would check on him and pretend to be one of the girls to keep him in the room. Eventually, he came out feeling better,,, but wrapped in a blankket cause somehow he lost his clothes in the room. It was pretty freaking hilarious.

[sa5m]

One time I had the stomach flu and I threw up a lot.

Good puking story right?