My Cookie!

[Sympathy]

I throw drop bears at you while doing a drive by on my kangaroo. "My cookie!"

*steals cookie*

lol drop bears. do tourists really fall for that sht?

and i butcher your closest loved one before your eyes. the while you kneel beside the corpse, weeping, i serupticiously take the cookie. mikowkow

[Zainox]

I force pull the cookie away from you.

lol drop bears. do tourists really fall for that sht?

A lot do, I remember I even convinced someone that we all have our own designated kangaroo that we ride to work if we run out of fuel. I also have a mate who works at the zoo who drops the drop bear jokes from time to time, apparently quite a few people still fall for it. :P

[Sympathy]

A lot do, I remember I even convinced someone that we all have our own designated kangaroo that we ride to work if we run out of fuel.

hahahahahaha. why are tourists so stupid?

EDIT: i'll answer my own question. most of them must be americans.

[Zainox]

hahahahahaha. why are tourists so stupid?

EDIT: i'll answer my own question. most of them must be americans.

Even though quite a few Americans do fall for it, most tend to actually be from asian countries. I assume they don't hear the joke there as often as some others.


MY COOKIE!

[Qoco]

I was hiding in a spoiler tag, when I saw you passing by I showed myself and took your cookie. My Kewkey x3

[Sympathy]

i melt your face by shredding on a Les Paul Black Beauty and grab the cookie. mine

[Albear]

I hit you with a tranquilizer dart. My cookie.

[Yung A$$eroya]

I punch you REALLY HARD. My cookie

[Sympathy]

i piss on the cookie, claiming it as mine. also i got some on your hand so that's mine too.

[Albear]

Eww, now I need a new cookie. Mah new cookie.

[Shotcookie13512]

A creeper explodes in your face and I summon a entire mob of zombies to chase you and you fall into a pit of lava and I steal the cookie before it gets burnt my cookie!! :}

[Sympathy]

i invoke the Death Cult Armageddon and erase all life from the planet, leaving the cookie unguarded. mashinfiz

[Nesh]

I take unguarded cookie, because my common courtesy allows it. My cookie?

[Kirito]

I use a Secret Sword Skill on you and snatch that cookie up. My Cookie!

[haku10110101]

I used a remote teleportation device and telaported it to my hand and took a bite Yum :3 my cookie

[Shotcookie13512]

I burn the crap out of you with lava my cookie!

[Zainox]

I take @Shotcookie13512 along with the cookie. My cookies!

[Sympathy]

i paint it black. my cookie

[Astral_Mage]

My eldest brother @horrendous will give me the cookie right? Thank you onichan <3
My cookie!

[.:neuko:.]

I petrified you with

The STARE!

Then I took the cookie out of your hand. My cookie.

[Sympathy]

i take the cookie when @Astral_Mage isn't looking, but then i feel bad and give it back. your cookie

[Astral_Mage]

I petrified you with

The STARE!

Then I took the cookie out of your hand. My cookie.

You stared right at my reflective necklace, so you were the one who is petrified @.:neuko:.

i take the cookie when @Astral_Mage isn't looking, but then i feel bad and give it back. your cookie

Gives the cookie back to @horrendous
thank you nichan for letting me borrow the cookie, it's yours again

[Sympathy]

yey. i break the cookie in half and share it with @Astral_Mage . our cookie

[Albear]

*Buys a box of cookies instead of stealing just one*

Chewy cookies for the win.

[Nesh]

Meanwhile I ride on my bicycle with the speed of light right past you and take the whole box of cookies, before you take a bite of even just one. Haha, all cookies shall be mine.