If you could go back in time and tell yourself stuff about your own future without causing the universe to be destroyed, what advice would you give the younger you? Start with the top 10 and work your way up.
Examples:
1. Screw high school. Learn to speak Japanese and how to pilot a cruise ship.
2. no matter what they tell you a minor's therapist is NOT legally required to keep anything you tell them from your parents.
3. Call in a bomb threat on the World Trade Tower on September 11th 2001 at 8:00 AM Eastern Standard time and get them to evacuated the building. (From a phone booth)
God I'm old...
4. Invest in T-mobil in 2000
5. Don't listen to the Junior High Sex Ed teacher. At all. Do your own research.
6. Steal my elementary school 80s computers and floppy discs, keep them in storage until 2020. Sell them to companies that want to secure their information from hackers.
7. Sell the information on y2k in 1998
8. Stop the government from making it a requirement for TV to show educational programming and thus destroying morning/Saturday cartoons.
9. Stop my dog from getting loose and then shot chasing that horse.
10. Explain to my mom that her taste in men sucks and she needs to start dating women. (her first husband she wouldn't talk about, my dad was a 45 year old bartender when she was 21, and my younger sister's dad... well we last say him as we fled into the night and hid out at a hotel. Don't even ask about the boyfriends... like Kayak jack who lived on the beach in his truck...) Also to stop smoking and drinking. (kicked it at 45)
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