I made this thread many years ago. Time to test it out again, the title speaks for itself, so have at it
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I made this thread many years ago. Time to test it out again, the title speaks for itself, so have at it
Last edited by Skylar1; 12-12-2015 at 09:04 PM.
The Brighter the Light the Darker the Shadow
AYYYYYYyo homeboi(girl) where dem jobs at?
I find this video quite useful ... check it out !
https://www.ted.com/talks/amy_cuddy_...re?language=en
Don't come in sounding like you belong on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as the next Redneck comedian.
"Oh yeah, I'm qualified enough to GET 'R' DONE!!!!"
"I'm depressed."
Seriously, even if you are (which I'm sorry to hear), never tell them that you are suffering from a mental illness.
There's still too much stigma about that going around.
Q: We know that you have applied for a job here. If given an offer to both which would you choose? I would choose this one because the process has been easier.
"Why should we hire you?"
"Cuz ya'll are hiring"
"Kill a man, one is a murderer. Kill a million, a conqueror. Kill them all, a god."
Xbox Live: ThrainMyAnimeList: iRhya
Hey! You guys looken for a new boss?
All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... But first they must catch you.
I get off to little anime girls
Nonon Jakuzure - Best Kill la Kill baePretty damn great! #spoke2soonOta "The Cutest Otaku" 2016 - Lol, how's your account doing lately? Oh wait.
So how many executives do I have to shag to get up the corporate ladder here?
Am I allowed to use my whisky flask on the salesfloor, or just on my break?
The Brighter the Light the Darker the Shadow
I like your sales floor setup, but where's the company vomitorium?
OH i can tell you what i said at my very first job interview. it was for a stocking job at Target.
Q: so what are some of your skills?
A: uhh... i can move boxes.
true story and i didn't get the job
So the secretary is pretty hot right?
As you can see from my CV, I've made a successful career out of sales. How, you ask? By forcing... *shakes head* I mean, manipulating... *shakes head* I mean, persuading consumers to buy crappy/broken products. For instance: Apple TV, Windows Vista, Segways, Snuggies, covers for dust covers... You name it! In fact I'm so good at sales, by the end of this interview I will have sold this comb to Sir Slaphead there!
Last edited by .:neuko:.; 12-18-2015 at 01:35 PM.
"So... What's the suicide rate of this job? How high is it?"
I'm back, after over an year of absence! Nobody probably remember me but I'll definitely stick around this time, so time to make some friends!
When In Doubt... Scream.
Depending on the company - not to say anything about your goals or future plans....
Ex. I plan on starting a family pretty soon. Or, I'm going on vacation in a month.
"So what do you do during your free time?"
"I like to watch copious amounts of hent- I mean TV. I like to watch TV.. "
Does the company filter block Reddit?
1. This interview is so boring, let's talk about something else, like The Rose Bowl...
2. I promise not to sleep too much on the job, how many job candidates can promise that.
3. FYI, this may come up eventually, I was a member of the KKK for only 2 months, I didn't work out for me though.
4.
5. Milky Holmes lost their toys, I spend most of my spare time helping the girls look for them. That's a charitable cause isn't it?
I work in a Mall and was walking by this kid doing an interview with some guy on a bench, and the interviewer asked if the kid was good at reading.
His reply, "I'm not really into reading anything. Well, I guess comics, do comics count?"
The interviewer's face was a little comical. Kid completely mistook the question..
I guarantee that I'm more qualified for this job than all the applicants put together.
For I have killed them.
Last edited by .:neuko:.; 01-11-2016 at 03:20 PM.
I can't work night shifts because that's when I go clubbing. Sorry.
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