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hang on what happened to my one post? its gone walkies
Come-Bye Come-Bye
hang on just found it, different thread lol
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Someone give me $500, please?
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Pizza and Red Bull for lunch is a good thing.
My Wi-Fi, it's gone out . . .
Funny story. So today I was driving out of my University, and on my way home I saw this ugly dog trying to cross the street. I saw the dog crossing from far away, so I had enough time to stop and not drop the weight of the car on the dog and make him/her go pop. I slowed down the car and the dog crossed the road... Until the dog was right beside me. I looked at the dog closely and couldn't believe what I saw! It was really a penguin! It was a female penguin wearing an elephant costume and orange juice as a hat because I can. She looked like the penguin from Billy Madison, only this one jumped out of the oven wearing sunglasses.
After I recognized that it was a penguin I stopped the car immediately and came out of the car. I said to her, "Hey Miss Penguin, what are you doing here on this little island? Shouldn't you be somewhere snowy? You'll die if you stay he-"... I felt as if something hard hit me behind the head and I blacked out. When I came to my senses I felt as if I was flying, and when I opened my eyes I saw that I was on a helicopter and I was shirtless. I looked beside me and I saw Vin Diesel staring at me with a grim face and beside him Samuel L. Jackson pointing a gun at me, screaming " From now on you're going to do whatever Vin tells you to do, punk! You're now property of the TMSA (Tough Mercenary Scout Association) and you're in a secret mission. Your goal is to infiltrate Valve Corp. and see if they're really working on Left 4 Dead 3 and Half-Life 3. Now go!" Vin grabbed me and threw me and himself out of the helicopter.
Me flying shirtless
When we landed there was a McDonald's right in front of us and Vin had to use the bathroom. So we went inside the McDonald's and I ordered a Happy Meal while he used the big boy's room. When I opened the Happy meal I got excited, I got a Sonic the Hedgehog toy. One of these:
Vin Diesel came out of the bathroom while pulling up his pants and dragging toilet paper stuck to his military-styled boots, saying "Don't turn it on! It's a trap!". Unfortunately it was too late and I turned it on. I heard a rumbling noise and looked outside the huge glass wall only to see rockets flying towards the sky. One of the rockets exploded in mid-air and green feces started to spread around. It was raining green feces. The green feces is known to the TMSA as the SGS (Skin-Green-Scrapper) and is believed to be a project created and developed by Valve Corp. When it gets in contact with human skin, the skin starts to erupt and gets all bubbly. Eventually the green feces takes control of the nerves and the host will be a feces-looking zombie, similar to the alien zombies in Halo 3.
Vin and I already knew it was over for us as soon as we saw the feces-zombies crowding over the McDonalds. I have to give it to Samuel though, he sent reinforcements for the mission. Captain Planet was sent and he was able to take on the feces-zombies, enough as for us to hop on Bruce's limo so Alfred can take us to our final destination, Valve Corp. When we arrived there we were greeted with Cheerleaders and music, which was really odd and confusing. Vin told me that it was another trap, and since he's so experienced with the task, I put my trust on him. Vin reached into his backpack, pulled out a Poké Ball and called forth Miley Cyrus. MILEY CYRUS used TWERK and it was super-effective. So effective that it jumped us into the future and we were in front of a laboratory door that said "Half-Life 3 and Left 4 Dead 3 Development". Vin started shaking as he saw that we have reached the goal. He said to me "Hydrus, we did it." We opened the laboratory door only to see that behind a shadow of mystery and betrayal, was someone there standing, laughing at our failure, confusion and ignorance of what was occurring at the time. We was not expecting it. I wasn't expecting it. I can guarantee you that you weren't expecting it either.... It was...
-one person starts slowly clapping and it slowly builds to thunderous applause-
@Hydrus , you win the best post of the week award.
showcase it with pride
boop boop
dropped my pencil.
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I think there's no way in heck that a moose can use the internet, want to know why?
Simple really it can't use the moouse with it's hoof
SO, Jake from StateFarm, what ARE you wearing??
Weeeeeeeeeeee .runs around in circle. Coffee coffee coffee
Test
Sleep or more anime?... More anime.
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Lil Bish
Originally Posted by horrendous
MY ANIME-PLANET WATCH LIST
AF FAMILY
Astral_Mage - Younger Brother/Confetti Brother
horrendous - Older Brother
1nterest1ng - Confetti Brother
New York Cheesecake pancakes with syrup, please.
My Wi-Fi, it's gone out . . .
Too much scheduled anime for my list. I'll finish off D-frag! first though, of course.
I'm (_YvOnSo_), aka Von. You can call me either.I'm back!
If you play, message me your username.
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Fry: Isn't there anything more you can tell me?
Warden Vogel: Nothing that wouldn't be a waste of your time.
Fry: That's impossible, because my time is worthless!
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