Slashers

[Clayton_n]

i've got an idea for a book I'm working on. Anyone know any good Slasher related humor?

Who is your favorite slasher?

best kill method?

Favorite joke they tell before/while they kill someone?


personally I think the possessed girls have an eating disorder. You do not want to follow them into the bathroom.



Girl: Wouldn't it be great if you could take all the best parts of the cutest boys and sew them together?

[PictureGuy]

Favorite Kill Method: Forcing the victim to read Clayton's postings!

[Immoral]

I've always been particular to doll horror movies. Chucky is a good with humor too. He always makes some sort of joke during/after killing them. Not to mention he kills in a variety of ways.

[Clayton_n]

I've always been particular to doll horror movies. Chucky is a good with humor too. He always makes some sort of joke during/after killing them. Not to mention he kills in a variety of ways.

Well Toy Story 4 just came out on the same day as Annabelle and Child's Play...

[CapnJack]

Tough choice on my fav slasher kill:


Friday 13th VIII: Jason's 1-punch beheading.
Jason X: Liquid nitrogen face smash

Freddy's Dead: Carlos' hyper-hearing head-splosion -"Nice hearing from you, Carlos."
Freddy's Dead: Spencer's Game Over -"I beat my high score."
*To me, Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 6 (Freddy's Dead) had the best deaths in the series.*

Child's Play: Chucky plays with dolls. (voodoo dolls)

Leprechaun 2: Lawnmower to the face -"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

When it comes to the "SAW" movies, I don't even know which one(s) to go with.

[Clayton_n]

I'm more of a fan of the slashers who hunt other slashers. Riddick, Buffy, Ash, SPawn, that girl at the end of Jennifer's Body, Sam and Dean Winchester...





I'd say my favorite scene was in the Riddick movie where he killed the guy who killed his dog.

[PictureGuy]

Sam and Dean Winchester...

These guys?

[Clayton_n]

These guys?

They have a literal car trunk full of knives and swords.



Not to mention Nick from Grimm

[PictureGuy]

^ Interesting car trunk. I'm calling the FBI and Homeland Security. But don't tell the President.

[Clayton_n]

I mostly brought this up because my new book "Slasher School Days" just came out. I took my own versions of the bad guys from horror movies and I put them in high school together.

I'm particularly proud of PE where they start off running with safety scissors and work their way up to chainsaws.


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/10...3O3Q25L8&psc=1

[PictureGuy]

This just occurred to me. Slasher's would be a great name for a fast food hamburger chain.

I leave the rest to your imagination.

[Clayton_n]

In my imagination it mostly involves cannibalism.