Stereotypes

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

So I was walking around the hood, and I saw some bothers from the hood, I saw them having a meal a lo black...You know, a bucket of Popeye's Fried Chicken, sliced watermelon, a grape-flavored Kool-Aid and had a gun and drugs in their pockets. Oh, in their breaks they were playing Basketball.

Then I went to Chinatown, and saw a lot of people tripping because, well...most of them had their eyes closed...I had to tell them "Open your eyes!", they were also very short. I passed by a restaurant and saw them eating cats. O_o;;

Then I saw some Hispanics(but let's call them Mexicans) eating tacos and burritos from Tacos & Burritos Land, and they were getting all excited over a Football game(not American) and they were drinking and all. They also had pocket knifes in they pockets and a sign on their back saying "I crossed the border, gringo!!" and also in the front saying "No Immigrants, no burritos! You better think twice America!"

Talking about America, I saw heard that suing people became a National competition. And that's how a lot of people make a living with, just sue, sue, sue, sue and what's that? Oh yeah, sue.

Later on, I saw an Irish family, so I asked them if they can give me some Lucky Charms. And later on I told them to go to the end of the rainbow and meet up with the rest of the drunk Leprechauns, and of course don't forget that pot of gold.

In McDonald's, I saw a lot of mixed races, but they were fat people. Fat people be chilling there, a lot. Also, fat people love Twinkies...like I had one in my pocket and one was chasing me yelling "GIVE ME!" multiple times.

White people are so lame they are not even worth it. =\

Them I saw some Englishmen and offered me a cup of tea and fish and chips. I kindly refused. Also, now that I am in Europe...the French, they don't shower either.

So how about them Stereotypes?

[SigmaSD]

Well

[Matty]

I don't know what you're talking about.... being a Canadian I live in an igloo, and don't get that fancy internat. Now if you excuse me I have to strap on my touque, and fight off a polar bear; eh? Dude, buddy, and guy!

[Meenah]

I guess thats why I don't have a pet cat or a dog.

[John Watson]

I'm Spanish and I cant believe people would accuse me of stealing, eating rice and beans with chicken all day and being extra loud for no reason at all. Also I speak Spanish all the time and I sound like its my first day in America! Oh yeah, and I'm pregnant with my 10th child already! yay me!

(All of the above are somewhat true...except for being pregnant. lmfao!)

<3

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I'm Spanish and I cant believe people would accuse me of stealing, eating rice and beans with chicken all day and being extra loud for no reason at all. Also I speak Spanish all the time and I sound like its my first day in America! Oh yeah, and I'm pregnant with my 10th child already! yay me!

(All of the above are somewhat true...except for being pregnant. lmfao!)

<3

QFT, all the above for me.
Except, I can't be pregnant because I'm a guy.

But you're Hispanic, not Spanish. =\

[-GAZKUL-]

one kilt wearing, red haired, meatheaded, short fused, whisky drinking Scotsman at your service. now if you excuse me i've got to run across the border to steal some sheep and kick the hell out of some wimpy english before sitting back and relaxing with a good old football riot.

[Token Black Guy]

YO YO YO WUT IT IS DOE!! It's ya boi from the D-town y'all! I'm outside of Popeye's eating chicken and fries, drinking my grape drink, rockin dem new Jordans, listening to Young Jeezy and rolling in my Honda on 22's son! Wat u kno bout dem 22's on Pirelli's, with a sound system so loud it's like i got King Kong In ma trunk?! You don't kno nuttin bout da son!!! Now excuse me while i go rob a bank. Eastside 313 representin'! Haha!

(Note: I don't act like this.)

[Acnologia]

Those damn beavers are at it again, I better get my pet moose after them.

[Kanjoudakai_Ira]

I live in a dark castle on a high mountain and I only come out at night to feed with blood... Mrrrr.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

[animeyay]

My leal name eedz Ching Chung Wong and I'm come from China.
No laugh at my squinty eyes! Not nice! I weel keel you by giving you poisoned kung pao cheeckeen!


Okay, the racially-conscious bunch, please don't attack me for this. I AM Asian so yea...

[daft]

Anybody wanna buy some roses, oranges, or Chiclets gum?

[MirrorToTheMoon]

I will sell you the tea, you know, the yum cha tea? I give it to you for the $50. No less, I give it for the $50.

^Quoted from a guy selling tea from when I was in China, translated. Pretty accurate.

[TheAsterisk!]

So I was walking around the hood, and I saw some bothers from the hood, I saw them having a meal a lo black...You know, a bucket of Popeye's Fried Chicken, sliced watermelon, a grape-flavored Kool-Aid and had a gun and drugs in their pockets. Oh, in their breaks they were playing Basketball.

I walked into a Popeye's once and everybody inside was black- employees, customers, people walking nearby on the sidewalk outside, everyone. For the first few seconds I was in there, I was convinced a camera had been squirreled away in some corner, or maybe it was disguised as a coat's buttons, and this horrifying urge to snicker rose up in my gut once a woman began cursing out her kids.
I laughed all the way back home, impropriety be damned.

So how about them Stereotypes?

I can't shake the feeling that Australian accents are harbingers of clamorous imprudence. I blame Steve Irwin.


Being an extraterrestrial exile, though, I have to deal with my own share of bizarre, unwarranted stereotypes. I do not, for instance, take your ranchers' cattle, nor do I take samples of your population by abducting people out of the countryside and trailer courts (there are plenty of cadavers for that, after all). Heck, I'm not even a little green guy; I'm a sort of mottled orange.
And your artists' depictions of my antennae! Do you realize how insensitive it is to exaggerate our vestigial sensory appendages so much? They're not more than a few millimeters, maybe a centimeter in length at most! Shame on you!

[Cobra Commander]

I walked into Popeye's and most of the people eating there were black, and most of the people working there were mexican. Black guy turned and looked at me, and I said "well, it looks like we've all found the key to racial unity". I love Popeyes.

Let's see...

I'm a white guy of German descent. I'll just leave out the rest for now. I eat a ton of sausage and sauerkraut, I drink a ton of beer, I like military stuff, and I'm racist as hell.

I'm a Texan, so I like guns, eat barbecue and drink all the time, I have a confederate flag somewhere in my possession, I always have guns, and I'm racist as hell.

I'm an American, so I'm a fat, arrogant prick that eats really unhealthy food, and drinks way too much. I'm also racist as hell.

'bout sums it up. The only part of those stereotypes that aren't true are the racist parts. I'm really pretty tolerant of others that are different from me in whatever way.

[Eris]

I do say.

[Kyubi-no-kitsune]

being half japanese i like this sterotype i crack up everytime lol

this one also comes to mind

[blueangel06661]

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Has two cuss words so watch at your own risk I guess. The ending is priceless though.

[Dr. Evil]

EY! OH EY! Ima just a regular guy! I eat my Pizza the same way you's all do! Aftah that, Ima gonna go to tha pahk and play some ball with tha guys. Then, we'ah gonna go have a nice fat slice of my mothah's amazin pizza pie. Best in town. I sweah' dude. Its freakin delicious. Then, Ima a gonna go and fist pump like a freakin champ. Gonna be WICKED FUN! Oh, an tell Maria that Im gonna give huh a coo-al latah on aftah I get back to my house and drink a bee-ah. Boston is freakin' sweet man. AY! Watch whe'ah ya goin ya freakin chooch!

Im Italian and we have the best stereotypes. Pizza eating, loud-mouthed, obnoxious and hard to understand guidos unless you know what we're talking about. Oh, and we got mario. -win- Please do not compare me to a Jersey Shore Juicehead. They give Italians a bad name.....wait.....nevermind xD

[Capitán]

So I'm flip, does that make me a singer, pro guitar player, wannabe, copy-cater, FOB, and a guy-thats-there-but-no-one-gives-a-crap-about all at the same time?

Fo sho homie.

[under the rain]

Shaddappu! Jisu foram is kipingu mii furamu bomingu yoru harubas an iitengu mai raisu DESU~.

But seriously, they're annoying.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Put an Asian guy next to a Black guy, he will be so embarrassed.

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

Lol stereotype kinda jokes occur in my school everyday. Most are quite true