Hotel AF

[Eris]

Okay, picture AF as a fancy hotel. There are guests, and there are staff (not necessarily the same as the staff of AF.)

Who would you be? You can also nominate other people for roles, as long as you're not being a jerk.



I'll be a foreign businessman from some place where it's acceptable to thwack rude people with a newspaper (think France, or somewhere in that neighbourhood). I sit around in the lounge, drinking coffee and reading the news, scoffing at the poor people outside.

[Infinita]

I would probably be the teller at the front desk, registering people into rooms and talking to customers or the evening pianist at the bar. :3

[Lily Rock]

I'd be the hobo asking for change.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

I'll be the mysterious, long-haired piano player playing sultry tunes in the lounge.

[miniPhil]

I will be the door man with those awesome suits. I will open the doors to the hotel whenever someone wants to go inside and greet them with a smile that will melt their hearts. I will be a better door man than any other door man has operated his door(with my awesome suit). For generations people will talk about my abilities to open doors and the social skills I demonstrated greeting people. They shall create a new Nobel prize for me alone, the Nobel prize for doormanship. Did I mention the suit?

[Skylar1]

I'd be the investor, sitting in the lounge on my laptop and other various gadgets tracking economic stats- and, of course, drinking lots of coffee.

[blueangel06661]

I'd be the greeter who greet everyone so happily and cheerfully and makes sure everything is going smoothly for them.

[miniPhil]

I'd be the greeter who greet everyone so happily and cheerfully and makes sure everything is going smoothly for them.

Pft, you're small time kid. My greeting at the door will be so awesome the guests will be over come with ecstasy and won't even want to check in, making your job(and everyone else's) useless. They'll just use the revolver door over and over again so they can be greeted by me.

[Alias-Revolution]

I would be the guest who constantly walks from the pool to his room soaking wet dripping water everywhere. I would also be the guy who has the football game on in his room and yells TOUCHDOWN as loud as he can. Also, you could not kick me out because I am the primary share holder for your company. How did I buy all those shares? I struck a liquid uranium deposit in Zimbabwe on a safari. I shot at a zebra and my gun was so awesome that it sent the bullet through the zebra and into a mysterious cave with an eerie green glow in it. I now supply uranium to nuclear physicists worldwide.

Nyah.

[blueangel06661]

Pft, you're small time kid. My greeting at the door will be so awesome the guests will be over come with ecstasy and won't even want to check in, making your job(and everyone else's) useless. They'll just use the revolver door over and over again so they can be greeted by me.

Nope they will get distracted by my cuteness and adorableness and I will then sucker them into checking in and maybe tossing a coin or two into the fountain by BSing some sort of cheesy story =D

It's part of my real summer job after all to make attendees at this event I work for happy =P

[miniPhil]

Nope they will get distracted by my cuteness and adorableness and I will then sucker them into checking in and maybe tossing a coin or two into the fountain by BSing some sort of cheesy story =D

It's part of my real summer job after all to make attendees at this event I work for happy =P

So that's how it's gunna be eh? Fine, get your funk on because I challenge you to A GREET OFF! Who ever can greet the most guests in one minute with an average customer satisfaction rating of 11 out of 10 wins.

[Alias-Revolution]

I give both of you a 0.25 out of 10. I hate revolving doors, and I dislike it when people try to sucker me into anything. You're both fired.

[miniPhil]

I give both of you a 0.25 out of 10. I hate revolving doors, and I dislike it when people try to sucker me into anything. You're both fired.

I have spoken with the manager and he agrees your review must Shirley be born out of jealousy. It has been removed and my rating has been bumped up to 12 out of 10. Your review for blueangel06661, however, is fair.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

That one guy.

[Meenah]

Just someone who checks in and checks out in a few days. ._.;

[blueangel06661]

I give both of you a 0.25 out of 10. I hate revolving doors, and I dislike it when people try to sucker me into anything. You're both fired.

But I'll offer you some nice tickets to a Broadway show out of my own pocket to make up for my mistakes. I was simply just trying to help you out and allow you to have a wonderful time open your mind and be happy! =D.

[.Sev]

In a dark smelly basement, stale wind in my hair
Warm smell of otakus, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I need to stop for the night
There it sat on the table
I heard some kind of bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven but it's probably hell’
Then it lit up an html and showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel anime forum
Such a crazy place
Such a random face
Plenty of room at the hotel anime forum
Any time of year, you can find it here

[Alias-Revolution]

This place is tiffany-twisted, but sleek like a mercedes bends
It's got lots of fanboy types, that we call friends
How they troll in the chatroom, sweet finger sweat.
Some post to remember, some post to forget
So I called up the admin,
'Hey, come read this line' and he said
'I know just what to do with this, a banhammer will be fine'
And still the spammers are posting from far away...
Stay up into the middle of the night, just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel anime forum
Such a crazy place
Such a random face
Plenty of room at the hotel anime forum
Any time of year, you can find it here

[<come on, someone finish it>]

[Sanosuke23]

I have spoken with the manager and he agrees your review must Shirley be born out of jealousy. It has been removed and my rating has been bumped up to 12 out of 10. Your review for blueangel06661, however, is fair.

You have been disqualified for using a revolving door. You are no doorman, you charlatan! LOOK, THIS SUIT COMES RIGHT OFF!

[animeyay]

I think I can make an okay interpreter! XD
International high-class places need interpreters for international guests.

[Kyubi-no-kitsune]

i would be a world famous Ninjutsu master who is constantly making a racket in my room and destroying useless furniture i dont care for lol

[Artcell]

I'd be the owner's daughter,like London from Suite Life of Zack and Cody.xD
Though I wouldn't be so dumb and girlie.
I'd be very intelligent and tom-boyish.I'd help the manager out with everything!<3

[SigmaSD]

I'll be the shady person in the parking lot selling illegal substances. Like contraband of starfish.

[Acnologia]

A vacationer at the hotel, I am likely asking the front desk about the hotel and rooms so I know what to expect, I don't like staying at hotels. ;_;

I'm being careful to hide the starfish I got for a good price.

[Ramona Flowers]

I would be the charming front desk manager, who watches all the security cameras and lolz at yall.

If thats not already taken. Too lazy to read previous replies.