Same thing we do every night.. Try to take over THE WORLD!

[Skylar1]

Having taken notice to recent dictator-y sentiment by many users, I found it only appropriate that we should have another thread for the domination/enslavement of the human race.

How do you plan to take over the world tonight?

[Light Buster]

Via Tactical Nukes, MW2 style. As well as a Gunship and Attack Dogs. Now submit!

[TheAsterisk!]

How do you plan to take over the world tonight?

Plan?
You poor fools.

[Light Buster]

Plan?
You poor fools.

Did you know I already have a plan?

[Kyubi-no-kitsune]

a EMP blast up in the ozone so wider radius effected then nuke Washington DC and all other capital citys with the epicenter being the gov buildings located and and then appoint myself as dictator with the help of a mindcontrol serum i put into the major citys water supply

[Light Buster]

a EMP blast up in the ozone so wider radius effected then nuke Washington DC and all other capital citys with the epicenter being the gov buildings located and and then appoint myself as dictator with the help of a mindcontrol serum i put into the major citys water supply

That idea was already taken by the Valahia although it is a good idea.

[Ashminigun]

Let the population of invasive species in North America explode. That would have a negative impact on the economy. =P

[SigmaSD]

By installing mind control devices in starfish and handing them out. Don't worry though, its lot like I've done it before, hehe....*smiles on the inside*

[rikumi]

Blink my eyes..... once.

[Aku no Hikari]

The Asterisk meant that he has already taken over the world.

But he doesn't know the truth...

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[Skylar1]

The Asterisk meant that he has already taken over the world.

But he doesn't know the truth...

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.... wait... where have I seen this before... ?


......

If everything goes according to schedule, I'll be a postdoc.

If everything goes according to schedule

.... =OOOOOOO oh snap.

[GameGeeks]

All you need to take over the world is a toothpick, slightly used toothpaste and a spare tire.

[Megamind's Minion]

do we still need to?...
the human frace is already a slave of itself....
so we need not bother....

[Cobra Commander]

Your reference to my "plan" implies that I haven't yet begun.

I've thought about it, but if I were going to try to take over anything, I don't think I'd bother with the entire world. I'd start with my town, expand to the rest of the Panhandle, and then take Oklahoma. Why? Because Texas is huge and Okies have guns, I'd need manpower to get all of Texas. I think it'd have to come to a total breakdown of society for me to even attempt this though.

I have, however, been casually looking into taking over my local government through the elections process.

[Aku no Hikari]

.... wait... where have I seen this before... ?

.... =OOOOOOO oh snap.

WAT?

Edit: I phail. Please disregard this.

But I still disapprove. ಠ_ಠ

[Alias-Revolution]

Your reference to my "plan" implies that I haven't yet begun.

I've thought about it, but if I were going to try to take over anything, I don't think I'd bother with the entire world. I'd start with my town, expand to the rest of the Panhandle, and then take Oklahoma. Why? Because Texas is huge and Okies have guns, I'd need manpower to get all of Texas. I think it'd have to come to a total breakdown of society for me to even attempt this though.

I have, however, been casually looking into taking over my local government through the elections process.

Try it. We're ready for you. =) I personally only have about 5000 rounds of ammo to burn, and the average for our neighborhood is 3500 rounds per person. =D

Mcdonalds, Facebook, and Google... The three superpowers.

First, crack into Google's facebook profile and learn all the secrets you can. Once you have enough get into their mainframe and transfer admin rights to yourself. Next change all search results for McDonalds locations to Googleplex. Finally, once Googleplex has been stormed by hungry McDonald's customers and the folks at Google are too busy to counter you, claim your rule over the world and demand that Facebook ownership be given to you. you now have access to enough information about people to claim total dominance over most of the world... and enough money too!

[Lily Rock]

WoW Cosplay, WoW Cosplay everywhere! Greatest raid ever, guys!

[OminousCloud]

I was actually planning on looking at lolcats tonight...

[Rickylicious]

easy, an army of cockroaches! Try to kill my army now xD

[Elukien]

Make someone else do it for me in my name and then call that person a impostor and that person will be executed.

[-GAZKUL-]

add a chemical to the water that makes everyone spontaneously combust.

[Uncanny X-Man]

Chuck Norris will stand by my side, nothing else.