Not so amazing abilities

[OminousCloud]

There are all sorts of amazing abilities out there, but what average things can you do really well?

I can kill conversations, sleep for long periods of time and maintain extended awkward silences.

[SigmaSD]

Whoah really? Awkward silences? I'd die if I was in one of those for more than 5 minutes. That is truly unique.

I guess I spread the love for starfish a bit too much. Anyone find that annoying yet? lol
I also tend to talk to lots of people online when I should be doing chores and stuff.
And apparently I don't know how to party.

I also tend to annoy the bejesus out of anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path.

[Uta-chan~]

I have the ability of oblivion. =w=
I can't tell when guys are hitting on me, especially. Haha...

[blueangel06661]

I can stare at nothing for long periods of times. Like a corner or white wall or something. Then realize I look like a friggin idiot. [Hey I was thinking about things...]

Another would be that my driving skills scares people? It's not that bad? I just know how to handle my truck well.

[Sr Machinehead]

I have the ability to word the most simplest of explanations in ways that baffle all of my peers. the downside i can't shut it off.

[Token Black Guy]

Probably has to be that i don't know how to dance, flirt, or party.

[Furore]

I can remain more or less normal without sleeping the better part of a week, seem to get strangely more eloquent when intoxicated and seem to be able to follow investment opportunities and other ways of making a good buck better than most with no studies of business whatsoever.

I also seem to get under the skin of a lot of people that by all means should be more successful than me due to at the very least looking the part of the academic and getting a decent education and everything who really aren't getting the best results. ^^;;
I suppose it's mostly practical skills with a ton of luck in the mix.

[Elukien]

I can ignore almost everything around me, come quite in handy when people want to chat your ear off. I guess another one is that i can mess with peoples minds quite easy, it's rather fun but people just don't understand which leads them to unleash rage against me.

[Rei]

I can sit and stare...at nothing. For a long time. My brain sorta shuts off. Can also sleep for long periods of time and still be tired...Ironically, I feel least lethargic when I have 3-4 hours of sleep.

[Jmosies]

I'm good at blazing through yellow lights, and also not getting upset when somebody parks next to me, opens their door and knocks off my side-view mirror.

[Skylar1]

I would imagine that my ability to sit and read a book for several hours at a time would be a 'not-so-impressive' skill..

[Nanobyte]

I can't tell when guys are hitting on me, especially. Haha...

I seem to have the opposite problem. ;_;

Also, I have to ability to trip people with my entire body. :l

[Daenerys]

I can lick my elbow.

[Anime Forum]

I can stare at nothing for long periods of times. Like a corner or white wall or something. Then realize I look like a friggin idiot. [Hey I was thinking about things...]

Another would be that my driving skills scares people? It's not that bad? I just know how to handle my truck well.

Omg you too!? During English Class I stare off into space aka a wall for like 20 minutes and people begin to look at me oddly, but eh who cares what people think!

[Videlreyes]

I can make the best grilled cheese sandwiches(with pickle, tomato, and meat added) and I can clean and organize a room good.

[Xeyuzio]

I can annoy someone almost to death & I often say things weird when I'm talking to people so they don't understand me ;____;

[Nanobyte]

I can annoy someone almost to death & I often say things weird when I'm talking to people so they don't understand me ;____;

... What?

I can also wake up people with my guitar. =O

[Xeyuzio]

... What?

;_____; LOL also I have the ability to get dogs to hate me for no reason :S

[NK`]

I can watch anime for like 8 hours straight when I'm bored on a rainy/cold/snowy/<insert more unpleasant weathertypes here> day without a problem, not really amazing I guess.

[Saxima]

I can keep a straight face.

I can also be sarcastic without anyone noticing.

[-GAZKUL-]

the total inabilty to master any skill without spending unreal amounts of time practicing.

[DarkMoonPrince]

I can take in a Lot of pain. also immune to being cold. xD

[Ximoki]

I can trip while running and hurt my foot easily. And I can wake up easily, too. ._. And I sneeze a lot.

[Ramona Flowers]

I can keep a straight face.

I can also be sarcastic without anyone noticing.

this e_e is actually what I was going to put.

Also, I can cry on demand and make someone feel reallyyyyy bad but I use that carefully and usually just for a laugh at the end. Its amazing the domino effect it has on people

[3pleT]

Does being pretty damn good at those browser games count as a not-so-amazing ability?