AF Death Match

[Skylar1]

Soooo... he has to fight Phoenix Wright?

Well, yeah. Why would I want to fight?

I'd rather do something less strenuous like take a nap or something.

[Nanobyte]

Well, yeah. Why would I want to fight?

I'd rather do something less strenuous like take a nap or something.

So wer are both lazy... but who'd win if we'd face eachother in combat? =O

[Annie Hall]

Somehow I don't think you mean fight as the literal sense.

You know me soooo well! (because I'm always creepin on you hard xD)

[Uncanny X-Man]

The question is not who I wanna fight, but who dares to accept my challenge >:O

[Aku no Hikari]

Does it have to be a one-on-one death match? Because I love it when I'm carrying a chain gun or BFG and shooting them down in masses.

... except a particular person with a death ray satellite and a crazy "ricochet" ability. o_O;

[-GAZKUL-]

Anyone who's not from Texas, and not in the military [because with those out of the way there's a good chance I outgun you.]

one Scottish Farmer coming up i think you'd struggle to outgun us

[Uta-chan~]

Umm...I'd face Uta cause she's a penguin. Maybe then I'll have a chance.

Aren't you forgetting that penguins can waddle super fast XD Even so, a penguin wouldn't lose to a starfish who just sits there XD

 

But yes, you still have a chance because it's me ;_____;

[Hypatia]

Violence is never the answer to your problems. That is what people would like to think.
There really is no one on Af that I could ever fight to the death.

[Lord Tsukuyomi]

Well pointless fighting aside, I was also talking about the fact that he wouldn't defend himself against a female and its subsequent glorification of dangerously irrational chivalry.

Is there a problem with enjoying a fight every now and then? Hell no. Me not fighting girls thats how I was raised, never raise a hand at a girl. Therefore I will never do it. Now as for this death match. If a guy approached me ready to go toe to toe with me to a fight to the death, I wouldnt turn and run, I will stand my ground and fight. Common sense really your body and your instincts would automatically rely on its basic survival tactics anyway so why resist?

Oh yeah another thing. Heres a fun fact. I got my *** beat by a girl in 6th grade because I wouldnt fight back. All the guys laughed at me and I broke one of their jaws cause I hate being laughed at but that aside...I was raised by my grandparents so I'm from the old school. Your supposed to cherish and respect women so I do and I wont change that, period.

[Daenerys]

So she should pick on you? 0O

Sure, but I'm lazy so she'd win. I'm a sure bet.

[Fabala]

I wouldn't want to fight Kaitou Ace just because he has like all the power :/

No no no, that's exactly who you want to fight. Defeat him and you get the pow-ah.

[Jmosies]

I would fake my own death. You think you won, but I will have the last laugh.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

Is there a problem with enjoying a fight every now and then? Hell no. Me not fighting girls thats how I was raised, never raise a hand at a girl. Therefore I will never do it. Now as for this death match. If a guy approached me ready to go toe to toe with me to a fight to the death, I wouldnt turn and run, I will stand my ground and fight. Common sense really your body and your instincts would automatically rely on its basic survival tactics anyway so why resist?

Oh yeah another thing. Heres a fun fact. I got my *** beat by a girl in 6th grade because I wouldnt fight back. All the guys laughed at me and I broke one of their jaws cause I hate being laughed at but that aside...I was raised by my grandparents so I'm from the old school. Your supposed to cherish and respect women so I do and I wont change that, period.

That is one way for a fighter to go about things, and one has to respect that. However, women are strong; and if one ever came up to me and wanted to fight, I'd see no reason to turn her down. So long as she has enough strength to defend herself and put up a fight, I doubt I'd have any feelings of unease. For me; in a fight there are no matters regarding race or gender. Simply two people matching their strengths against one another with the desire to come out on top.

[Lily Rock]

Actually, no one, as I have both bad knees, back and shoulders I would be only holding together for 5 min before killing you brutally and resurrect you as a undead army.
Yeah I would probably win as I am literally a berserking bear wildboar bulldozer with gaint spacelazers of DooM with Duke Nukem clothes.

[Miss Moonlight]

Usually i'm kind of a pacifist, non-confrontational person. Unless you manage to really piss me off ... and then, i'll fight YOU .. and YOU.

And maybe you!

... oh, and the guys who say they will never fight women, are wusses!

Just saying.

[Furore]

Anyone who's a boxer and can defend against leg sweeps and the like.
I have a thick skull but it wasn't designed to be a makeshift speedbag.
If I can't take a boxer out fast they generally do me a lot of damage, moreso than things like falling off a roof or being hit by a ute driven by a drunk friend through the local park...

Yeah, I hate good boxers like a certain reaper hates red squirrels.