When your threads start doing Iron Man Numbers

[DOOM!]

So, your lover breaks up with you and h... she's all blah, blah, blah, blerg, I suffered so much, it was all your fault, I was not a bad girlfriend, for a while I thought I was but I wasn't herpa derpedy derp derp, but luckily, your threads are doing Iron Man numbers on AF.
Just like below

 

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With that knowledge, now how much of a damn wouldn't you give about the break-up?

I personally think I shouldn't even cheer for getting rid of them, I'll just get back to porking them sooner or later anyway.

[Anoleis]

lol...whut?

Are you asking that should we loose the social attachment of a relationship, while a thread on AF is doing phenomenally well, we should not care about said loss?
I'm all sorts of confused....

[DOOM!]

Suppose when it happens that you, eventually, break up, that your threads are doing Iron Man numbers; would you have no more drama, or get upset even if your Iron Man numbers are skyrocketing?

[Anoleis]

I think I'd have to experience that situation to find out. However, previous information would point to me being unhappy over the break up, and that it would only slightly impact the happiness of my thread doing Iron Man numbers.

[miniPhil]

If my threads were doing Iron Man numbers I'd drop out of college. Nothing beats AF threads with Iron Man numbers.

[Diocletian]

I'd divorce my wife, give away my kids for adoption, sell my home, quit my job, stop talking to Dr. Dre, remove all my male parts, break my jaw, get a cramp in a swimming pool, backhand the queen, spit in Obama's coffee, send terrorist threats to Al Queda, harass my mother with dirty text messages, stab a little boy in the pinky toe and streak at a San Francisco Giants playoff game JUST so my threads would do Iron Man numbers.