A letter to You Neighbors~

[Anoleis]

Simple enough, write a letter to your neighbor~

Example:

Dear Neighbors,
You are loud. You're children are loud. You're animals are loud. You're music is loud as well as obnoxious. You're children scream about things, constantly, and most of the time I'm tempted to reply. I do not want to hear Johnny Diamond every Saturday at 10am till approximately 3pm, please cease and desist. While I understand that dogs bark, you should try and stop it, especially at 2 o`clock in the morning.
You do not talk to us, I like that. While we live relatively close and you do not ask for sugar or other items, this please me as well.
Sincerely,
You crazy anti-social Neighbor.

P.S. Jillian hid the key to the liquor cabinet.

Yours do not have to be as odd as mine~
Have fun~

[Uncanny X-Man]

Okay then, here we go:

Dear Neighbors.
I like your oldest daughter, she is sweet and really hot.
I hope you pass this information on to her so that I can ask if she will go out with me in the future.
thanks.

I hope they'll read this.

[blueangel06661]

Dear neighbors: Can you please come cut our grass for free more often. I really appreciate it when you do that. Also when you go to work early in the morning please be quiet while walking around in the trees. You about scared me half to death one day. Thank you.

P.S. Thank you for not shooting arrows at our cats anymore...

[-GAZKUL-]

Dear neibours

Thank you for moving away you stuck up arrogant peices of crap, your replacements are wonderfull people and i hope they stay.
Now thank you and good riddance.

P.S you know when you left that pile of firewood near the fence and it dissapeared.......

[Furore]

Dear neighbors,
I LOVE YOU GUYS! Please continue being awesome and grief free.
It truly makes me appreciate you hearing the crap others have to deal with from their less then perfect domicile border huggers.
Cheers.

[TomoyoSakagami]

Dear Neighbours,
Do you still live next to me?
Cheers.

[Token Black Guy]

Dear neighbors:

I hope something tragic happens to y'all or you move out. So what if i don't wanna go out with your daughter, that doesn't mean you gotta try to kill my dog. She isn't my type of girl anyways, since I don't like hoochies or chickenheads. I really hope something bad happens to you jerks.

Sayonara you dirtbags!
P.S.: I hope the power steering pump and the brakes on you car malfunctions and you crash in a fiery blaze.

[Meenah]

Dear Neighbours,
Why are you so old? I think you should live in the conodos to be real honest. Its better than here. Thats okay.

idk. My neighbours are alright, but they're old people back at home.

[Uta-chan~]

Dear neighbours,
Thank you for putting up with my music playing at any time of the day and night.
(:

[Capitán]

Dear Neighbors.... You're all awesome.... because of your efforts on lawn maintenance and horticulture, we have the best looking street in the friggin' neighborhood.
Even if we didn't, y'all are still awesome for realz.

- xal.

[Elphaba]

Dear Neighbors,
The ones who live right next door to you you are awesome because you are not loud or annoying and I love seeing your front yard every holiday.
However you people across from me...you guys are so loud sometimes. You fix a car after dark and its so loud because you have to test the engine and...ugh its loud. And another thing when you have your parties till morning please at least invite me so I can't complain how loud your music is.

Elphaba

[Nanobyte]

Dear neighbours.
You are very kind, I'd like to thank you for that.
Especially my neighbour Jelle is really nice to me, he even gave me flowers for my birthday, eventhough almost everybody forgot about it.
Most of you are fun to be around at neighbour parties.
I don't complain about loudness, since we live too far apart from eachother to be bothered by loud music or sounds. (exept Marco's birthday party. O_O)
Please come by sometime, so we can make cookies.
I love you all. ^-^

Amber.

[Aku no Hikari]

Dear "Dear Neighbors"

I'm sending you a letter because a thread on animeforum.com said so. I don't know who you are -- your name is actually strange.

P.S. Please do not try to "click" the link because this is supposedly a letter and links on printed paper do not work. I would have sent this to you in e-mail had I known your e-mail address, but I don't even know who you are.

Signed.

[.Tatty.]

Dear Neighbours,

You are respectful and quiet. This is unacceptable.

Toodles,

Alex

[SigmaSD]

Dear Neighbors,

I haven't seen you come out of your house in a very very long time, are you still alive? Hmm...maybe I should call 911 or something. *dials*
Btw, thank you for not getting angry when our dogs accidentally go underneath your fence to your side of the yard. Also thank you for adding a bigger fence, it was getting annoying whenever your dog crossed over and nearly choked himself God knows how many times. Ruined the tomatoes we were growing.

And don't worry, we won't call the police whenever you burn stuff you shouldn't be burning. Btw, can we have our soccer ball back?

[*Tsuki*]

Dear Phil and Family,
Ya'll are way too nice to be living in Minnesota. You sure that you're in the right place?
It's been real fun over the years and ya'll are great. x3
Thanks for getting the snow off the front in the winter, Phil. owo
P.S. Sorry for exploding that glowwy bracelet over your lawn (and my mom) during the bonfire. ><;;

Dear David and Sue,
Keep up the good work. ;D
David . . . I don't even know. You're so freakin' awesome it's hard to comprehend. I love how you're constantly messing with my dad.
He needs some pink shirts and short shorts in his life. x3
Sue . . . I heard how you went off on that woman going around and trying to get votes for the election during the summer. . . nice job.
P.S. Thank you for teaching me how to hit a ball, David.

Dear Steve and Family,
I don't see you guys very often anymore. :<
P.S. Thanks for letting my brother and I into your house when we forgot the keys.

Dear People across the street,
I don't even know your names and you've been living there my whole life. I'm sorry.
But good job keeping up your lawn work.
P.S. Oh! John! Yeah, that's your name. Sorry for calling you a lawn weenie behind your back.
But for the record, my parents laughed as well.

Dear Megan's Family,
You guys play your music too loud when your kids are having parties. And you never even visit with us.
I don't think I've ever seen the father figure of the family. D:
P.S. Your dog is going to get hit by a car if you keep letting it get out on the streets while you're gone.

[Cobra Commander]

Dear Neighbors,

You really cannot completely function in society - even in Texas - without speaking a word of English. Yes, we have "society" here in Texas.
Please keep your cherub cheeked little cretins out of my driveway, away from my car, and away from the side of my home.
Also, stop dressing your eldest daughter like a tramp. If I can't tell that she's jailbait, and I have a sound and sometimes rational mind, then neither can anyone else.
I really don't mind your mariachi music parties and barbecues in the afternoon, but could you warn me that you're firing up the grill when I have my windows open? I don't like it when my room fills up with charcoal smoke. Also, in relation to the parties, instead of urine in a can, get some quality Mexican beer, like Dos Equis.
I hate your dog. Wait, that's not a dog, it's giant rat. Keep it away from me. I will shoot it.

Thanks,
C.Cmdr