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Hmm... Evilness is an interesting human aspect....
I'd probably just make the flamingo and the moose fight to the death, if the Flamingo won I'd tie his legs together and throw him in the ocean upside down. If the moose won I'd tear his antlers off and shove one up his ***, and the other down his throat.
When it's over and you're rotting in your tomb, another GODLESS soul is growing in the womb
You didn't think this could be happening to you.
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neither, I'm not evil
Go away!Originally Posted by sev121993
Obvious choice would be to kill the moose and make some sort of sack to carry rocks with. Then, I beat the stuffing out of everything in a 50 yard radius with said sack.
Optional: Make a hat out of the Flamingo.
I now know what hell sounds like; I recommend a tactical nuclear strike on my position. Tell my family I love them.
The sarcasm is the only reason we keep you around.
I'd just tip over the baby moose. I could live with that. Taking a baseball bat to something other than a human head (or, less commonly, a baseball) is just tacky.
Ok anyway...
I would whack the flamingo. Damn pink birds thinking there so much better than us.
And adding to the evil... I have leeched on every torrent I have ever downloaded. And one of my favorite evils I do, every sunday I go into the bathroom of my church and wet toilet paper then throw it at various spots on the wall. Been doing that for 3 months.
What you define as evil and what I define as evil are two completely different things. For example, I think I am quite evil because I dropped my friend's cupcake on the ground and decided to not tell her, since I go by a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. She ended up eating it
That's not evil, Fano. That's awesome. I do the same thing, all the time, because I think it's funny.
You are the Diet Coke of Evil.What you define as evil and what I define as evil are two completely different things. For example, I think I am quite evil because I dropped my friend's cupcake on the ground and decided to not tell her, since I go by a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. She ended up eating it
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same, the gods laugh and celebrate the differences."
hitting the flamingo would be a little bit bloody-er. i choose the baby moose. try stuffing a fish's gills with hot chilli -_-"
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If I was paid to do both, I would.
The flamingo would be overpriced and the moose would have to be paid in payments.
Derp.
Tip a baby moose over or hit a flamingo's fragile leg with a baseball bat. Hmmm...I'd rather combine the two. I'd knock over the baby moose with the baseball bat so that it falls on the flamingo.
Break the flamingo's leg. Lay the moose over the broken leg. The moose broke the flamingos leg. End of story.
Ah, covering up the act, eh?
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same, the gods laugh and celebrate the differences."
My idea:
Your idea:I'd knock over the baby moose with the baseball bat so that it falls on the flamingo.
You shtole my idea, you filthy shtupid hobbitses!Break the flamingo's leg. Lay the moose over the broken leg. The moose broke the flamingos leg. End of story.
I always put the empty milk box in the frig.
When I pay change I do it all in pennies.
well....i once did burn a bible >.> ....ok here's what was happening: my friend was high, and i wasn't. he thought it would be funny if he book slaped me with the bible while say" LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!!" and so he did it got me mad to the point where i said" i'll burn that s**** !!!" after a second of streing each other....we did
"Tell her that I miss our little talks."
Hmm, use a homemade cannon, jamming the flamingo in it, after coating it in epoxy resin and letting it dry. Fire the bird at the baby moose's heart. And then burn the dead animals. Then afterwards, find some fat ugly hooker and beat her with the baseball bat.
And is it evil if you used to swing the cat around by it's tail?? Did I mention I was 10 or 11 at the time?
Last edited by The Rebel; 06-30-2010 at 05:10 PM.
No, it's not. Cat's deserve it and more.
*twirls a cat by it's tail toward sev and let's it go* Enjoy the kitty... Muwhahahaha!
Rebel, that was uncalled for. Now I've got cat all over the place. -_-
All over the place? Did you use a chainsaw to swat it away?
Are we evil or what?
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So you were trimming the tall grass with a scythe, and the cat just happened to be hiding in the grass? Not very evil dude.
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