Favourite Quotes

[Skylar1]

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

-Woody Allen, in Love and Death

[charlhussey]

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in its power, and the human race commit suicide, by blowing up the world.- Henry Brooks Adams

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.- Abraham Lincoln

[rikumi]

"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."- Lelouch Vi Britannia

Another one:
"If a king does not move himself, his subjects will not follow." -Lelouch vi Britannia

And from me:
"Real freedom doesn't come from doing things you want to do, but having the authority of not doing what you don't feel like doing."

"If one lives a life according to his own philosophy and rules, he may either become a mad scum, or become a legend."

And from the others:
"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate." - Roy Mustang, FMA

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem." -forgotten

"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. " -Umberto Eco

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " -Mark Twain

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. " -Garrison Keillor

"People tend to ask questions like 'why is this this' and 'why is that that', but I prefer asking, 'why not?'"-forgotten

"Life is wasted on the living." -Douglas Adams

"Disciples be damned. It's not interesting. It's only the masters that matter. Those who create." -Pablo Picasso

"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso." -You-Know-Who

"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven." -You-Know-Who

[zansa]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ars...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper

[Lily Rock]

Isn't that a Duke Nukem quote?
"It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum... but i'm all out of gum!"

OH OH!! Another favorite quote!
"BUUUUUURN!!" - Kelso, That's '70s Show!

[Shinn Kamiyra]

"Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore."

- Jean Baudrillard

[zansa]

@2up

It was first said in the movie "they lived" in 1988 :3

[AVAlution]

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
-Zoolander

[LovePanda]

"That dolphin has guts, Iwant him in my club!" - Ryohei - KHR

"Ahh, you made me cry. I'm reporting you to our long-haired, idiotic commander and asking for permission to kill you, Senpai" - Fran - KHR


Bel: What happened to your box weapon?
Fran: I did my best, but ... I couldn't think of a pose so I couldn't open it.
Bel: Pose?
Fran: Don't all the heroes who transform and magicians who cast spells have those? I'm the type of person for whom doing that is necessary.
Bel: I'm going to kill you. Or better yet, commit suicide right here.
Fran: But the thing is, I can't lift my arms because of this hat. So what I'm saying is, can I remove it?
Bel: No way! You'll die wearing it! - Fran and Bel - KHR


Gokudera: Tenth I brought you white roses!
Tsuna: But why are they red?!
Gokudera: I got ran over a few times on my way here! - Gokudera and Tsuna - KHR

[trying to call the emergency services]
Ed: Shaun, what's going on?
Shaun: S**t, it's engaged!
Ed: How about an ambulance?
Shaun: It's engaged, Ed.
Ed: A fire engine?
Shaun: It's one number, Ed, and it's busy! Okay? What you want a fire engine for, anyway?
Ed: Anything with flashing lights, you know? - Shaun Of The Dead

You've got red on you. - Shaun Of The Dead

DS Andy Cartwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers.
Nicholas: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums. - Hot Fuzz

[animazed18]

I really like a lot, but there are a few that sick out. I have the following two written on my converses: "Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny."- WICKED and “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”- Albus Dumbledore

[Dr. Evil]

"Great scott! You've killed Edward Cullen!" - my friend Joe after accidentally hitting a bat with my truck

[-GAZKUL-]

"Artists copy, Masters steal" Van gough(i think)

"you're not in the real world anymore, you're in New Hampshire" Notes from a big country

danny buttreman: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
nickolas angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
danny butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?-Hot Fuzz

[Bree_Chan]

"We were given,two hands to hold,two legs to walk,two eyes to see,two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find."

"Live,Love,Burn,Die."

"So stick that in your juice box and suck it!'

"Step up or get stepped on."

"Only once the drugs are gone,that i feel like dying."-lil wayne<3

"When life gives you lemons,find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party."

[Bree_Chan]

"Great scott! You've killed Edward Cullen!" - my friend Joe after accidentally hitting a bat with my truck

I would be one of those 5%. 8D

[Skylar1]

"There are two steps to success in life:

1. Never tell anyone everything you know."

[Lily Rock]

Haha Gazkul, i remember that quote from Hot Fuzz, great movie.

[Vitaminpop]

"Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids."

[.Sev]

"See it again for the first time!" - On the cover of a blue-ray movie.

[XDissidiaX]

"No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all"

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"-Ikkaku Madarame (Bleach)

My favorite quotes :

"Always tell the truth, it's the easiest thing to remember"

"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away"

"The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things bother you"

God doesn't play favorites ,but I'm sure he prefers fruits of the spirit over spiritual nuts(:

[-GAZKUL-]

"WOW i'm amazed this thread lasted this long" -GAZKUL

[Aku no Hikari]

Not sure about the exact phrasing of those quotes, or who said the first two:

"Those who failed didn't realize how close they were to success when they decided to give up."

"There's no such thing as a failure, only feedback." (or, "only early attempts at success")

"Tough times never last, but tough people do."
- Robert Schuller



Some amusing quotes:

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" - rageguy

"for the lulz" - almost every idiot out there on the internets

[Kumoness]

One of my favorite quotes is this: "Some people are like Slinky's: They're utterly useless, but you can't help but smile when they go tumbling down the stairs."

[Elphaba]

Do not be afraid to fail- Nanne

that is my main quote because i have failed alot but i never give up