Post Game: Vending Machine

[Gero50]

You got a clone of Eris

I put in a clone of myself

[Nanobyte]

your clone comes out angry and eats you o.o

i put in a broken heart

[Gero50]

You got a coffee cup

My clone spits me up whole then I kill him with a Ax

[Nanobyte]

you didn't put anything in, but the zombie rats mentioned before eat the remains of gero51 (your clone)

I put in a mini amplifier

[Light Buster]

A flashbang comes out of the machine and blinds you permanently, as well as making you deaf permanently.

I toss a stun grenade in the machine.

[Gero50]

You got a baseball

I put in a 12 pack of MD

[Light Buster]

A machine spits out a grenade, pegging you with it.

I put in the 'Danger Close' Perk.

[knives1019]

you got a bad case of the swine flu

I put in PeeWee's Play House

[Light Buster]

A B-2A Stealth Bomber bombs you butt to Kingdom Kong.

I put in a PP2000.

[knives1019]

Tom green pops out of the machine and starts rubbing his bum on you, while singing the BumBum song

I put in a cat who likes to poop on beds

[Light Buster]

You get blasted by an airstrike.

The machine is struck by an EMP, permanently disabling it, which was called in by me.

[Eris]

You get blasted by an airstrike.

The machine is struck by an EMP, permanently disabling it, which was called in by me.

Or so you thought. The machine is EMP-resistant and discharges the energy back into your face.

I put in a rug.

[poshyterra]

you get fabric paint

i put in an elf hat

[Light Buster]

You get elf ears. O_O

I put in a UMP .45 with Silencer and Red Dot Sight.

[Gero50]

You got a broken GC

I put in a Nintendo Wii

[knives1019]

you get a ATF agent who asks to see your gun permit and when he finds out you dont have one you get thrown in federal prison for having enough weapons for a small army

I put in a cute little bunny that does have a gun permit.

[Gero50]

You got a semi automatic weapon

I break out and run to the machine's location

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

You get slapped in the face.

I insert a lolcat.

[Gero50]

you got a grandfather clock

I put in a blank domain hosted a cheep service

[knives1019]

you get Al Gore in a speedo

and I put in Bill Clinton in a thong

[Gero50]

You got a black rose

I put in Yugi

[Lily Rock]

I put in the "The Circle" by Bon Jovi.

[Gero50]

You got a rare yugioh card

I put in the Blue Eyes White Dragon

[poshyterra]

you get your very own pigeon! have fun with your flying rat...

i put in a blank CD

[Battler Ushiromiya]

You get kingdom hearts 3.
I put in George H. W. Bush