Death by Laughter

[NorthOfTime]

Ok... weve all heard some pretty darn funny stuff before. I still can not stop laughing when reading Miss Moonlights blog post: List of Epic Truths... So due to my insanely giggly mood atm (yes im a guy and i giggle.. so what) i thought it would be awesome to make a thread and see what some other people have heard/read that had them rolling in their seats, and clutching their abdomens.

Heres one from me that i stole (yes fromt the Truth list.. i found it funny so now i use it.) Please post some that youve come across.


"My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?"


PS- Keep it clean. I know some of us are older and know some more adult ones, but remember alot if not most of the people here are underage..

[Mr. Panda]

On facebook, no joke:
Girl: "I'm bored."
Guy: "Then you should be...not bored!"
Guy2: "Good thinking, captain obvious."
Guy: "Wth i'm not a captain."

-> basically guy 1 is not smart. At all. It made my day.

[Eris]

I keep reading the thread title as
"Death by Ladder"
and going o_O

Then I see what it really reads, and go "Oooh", and chuckle.

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@My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

Clearly, this is an impossible scenario. I mean, how would you be able to tell?

[ahbobsaget]

Yea, if you ran over a ninja, he'd do more damage to your car than you did to him (none).

[NorthOfTime]

I keep reading the thread title as
"Death by Ladder"
and going o_O

Then I see what it really reads, and go "Oooh", and chuckle.

--


@My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ?" How the hell do I respond to that?

Clearly, this is an impossible scenario. I mean, how would you be able to tell?

Ok well pretend it was only a in training and hadn't mastered the art of stealth yet, so wasnt completely invicible, hence why he got hit by a car.....

Come on people i need more funny lines to laugh at! lol.

[Mr. Panda]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
-- Frieda Norris

This one made me lol.

[Eris]

Come on people i need more funny lines to laugh at! lol.

Gjallarhorn's list of AF quotes is generally considered an amusing read.

Otherwise, this is a quite extensive list of threads on AF that are somehow considered epic. Years of silliness, derailment, flaming, etc.

[Diocletian]

It's really hard for me to laugh at stuff that I don't have a visual medium to attach to. I'm well aware it's not a list but just about every line in Borat made me laugh.

[Simon Phoenix]

i karate chopped a mule going down a hill cuz thats how i roll.