Captain Obvious.

[Diocletian]

Did Captain Obvious visit today? What did he say?

"When your throat is sore it hurts"

-My little brother AKA Capitan Obvio

[Baka]

Not today, but once someone asked me, "What are you laughing at? Something funny?"

[unruley700]

on a daily basis the 70 year old waitress at work comes to tell the kitchen staff that she is putting a ticket into the computer.......old people

[-Batman-]

This thread is about Captain Obvious.

[NaitoTenshi]

I really hate when people see me eating ramen and then they ask "What are you eating...noodles?"

[-Batman-]

I really hate when people see me eating ramen and then they ask "What are you eating...noodles?"

The answer is clear.

If you hate people asking you this question, simply stop eating Ramen.

Because if you stopped eating Ramen, they wouldn't see you eating it anymore and thus wouldn't ask.


Because you're no longer eating it.

[Skylar1]

[DarkMoonPrince]

I haven't seen Captain obvious, But you can always check the profile to see when he came on the last time he was here.

[DOOM!]

Yup, he blows.

[Anime Forum]

Now that you mention it, captain obvious made me a visit around christmas time. And no, he didn't come down my chimney!

I was talking to one of my friends, and someone he disliked asks me, why are you talking to him? Having a conversation?

[Miss Moonlight]

My dad is full of these. In fact, my entire family is.

"The paper goes INSIDE the envelope."

rly? I am quite skilled at the art of placing paper into envelopes, don't worry.

Dad: (after I came home, and standing where he can obviously see i'm home):

"Are you home?"

Stepsister:

"Make sure when you put the fries in the oven, the oven is ON. Are you sure you can handle this?"

No, that's beyond my skill level. I might have to consult a "how-to" book first.

[Memento Mori]

"If you fly in planes, you're more at risk to be in a plane crash than someone who never flew anywhere."

Thank you, Mom.

[Aku no Hikari]

Captain Obvious says obvious things.

[Vintniv]

"Wow, this fire is really hot."

Don't ask.

[The Truth in Blue]

If you get arrested, you have an arrest record.

[xXPainful SmilexX]

"If you tell her she sucks, she'll get upset."
"If you want to buy that TV you're going to have to buy it."
"If you're being rude you're just being mean."

[Aki no iko]

"Yes, it is true, hand sanitizer is used to sanitize your hands."

[Forgotten Show]

Obvious captain is obvious...?


Bad Memory

[Zedekiah]

"It's cold outside, put on clothes."

[The Truth in Blue]

"It's cold outside, put on clothes."

I'm not even going to ask.

[TheThunderBringer]

Very suprised that I beat you all to this one.

[bee.]

"why are you eating that,because you're hungry or something?"

[xXPainful SmilexX]

"Why are your breathing like that? Out of breath?"
Me: *Falls and hits my head*
Girl standing four inches away: Did you hit your head?
What are you blind!?

Today I was watching Gundam 00 episode 22 and you could clearly see the name of the video labeled Gundam 00 S2 episode 22 and my sister came up and said, "Why are you watching that show? Do you like it?"
Nope, I watched 47 episodes of a show I don't like....

[Inactive Account 0061]

I hate when people text me (on the phone) ''Are you sleeping?''. No I'm not.. You woke me up -,-!