Your 60 min. of god mode.

[Skylar1]

Alright.


While sitting at your computer reading this your arm accidentally slams the keyboard.


BLOOOOOOOP---BEEEEEEEEP----BLRUUUUUUUUP-----PING

You look at your computer, and it reads:
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"Congratulations, by some miraculous chance you have just entered the all mighty RL god mode cheat code! For the next 59:59.9 minutes you are completely unable to take any and all damage, can move in any way at x5 what you could normally, and can lift objects x10 your own weight! You can teleport, but you cannot fly.


However, please be well aware that the moment the timmer hits 0:00.0 you will return to normal and any changes to the enviorment that you have made will continue just as they would normally from the point that you left them at and will NOT return to their original positions. [This will include, but is not limited to: changes in physics, distorted social effects, and possible personal veritgo].

We hope you enjoy this once in a life time opportunity!"

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User logs of you experience of this strange phenomenon are to be posted here for future referance.

[Alphabet]

However, please be well aware that the moment the timmer hits 0:00.0 you will return to normal and any changes to the enviorment that you have made will continue just as they would normally from the point that you left them at and will NOT return to their original positions. [This will include, but is not limited to: changes in physics, distorted social effects, and possible personal veritgo].

I wouldn't believe it since the computer spelled "timer," "environment," and "vertigo" wrong. =/
Also, I'd rather have Instagib than god mode, but that's just me. God mode needs immunity to elements and diseases, not just damage.
Anyways, if that was actually real, I'd be stepping on people's $500 boots to piss them off.
ooshy ooshy ooshy

[Kaname Shikara]

I wouldn't believe it either. It sounds too weird but if it were true it would be very fun!!

[Diocletian]

So I'm Jason Statham? Sweet. I'd do everything that happens in the movie Crank and then some. Most likely you could see me driving really fast to hit the shopping mall with my car.

[Simon Phoenix]

since i can telport in 60 minutes i'd be the greatest bank robber worldwide.

[aishiteru333]

A scheme, too good to be true.
I wouldn't go for it since other things would not return to their original state.

[-Batman-]

It's simple.


Teleport into the hostess snack cake factory...
STEAL ALL THE SNACK CAKES
BREAK ALL THE MACHINES THAT PRODUCE THE SNACK CAKES
NOW I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE WORLDS SNACK CAKES




BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW SNACK CAKE OVERLORD CRETINS, AND PAY ME TRIBUTE!

[Diocletian]

It's simple.


Teleport into the hostess snack cake factory...
STEAL ALL THE SNACK CAKES
BREAK ALL THE MACHINES THAT PRODUCE THE SNACK CAKES
NOW I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE WORLDS SNACK CAKES




BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW SNACK CAKE OVERLORD CRETINS, AND PAY ME TRIBUTE!

[Señor Nobody]

Alright.


While sitting at your computer reading this your arm accidentally slams the keyboard.


BLOOOOOOOP---BEEEEEEEEP----BLRUUUUUUUUP-----PING

You look at your computer, and it reads:
-----------


"Congratulations, by some miraculous chance you have just entered the all mighty RL god mode cheat code! For the next 59:59.9 minutes you are completely unable to take any and all damage, can move in any way at x5 what you could normally, and can lift objects x10 your own weight! You can teleport, but you cannot fly.


However, please be well aware that the moment the timmer hits 0:00.0 you will return to normal and any changes to the enviorment that you have made will continue just as they would normally from the point that you left them at and will NOT return to their original positions. [This will include, but is not limited to: changes in physics, distorted social effects, and possible personal veritgo].

We hope you enjoy this once in a life time opportunity!"

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User logs of you experience of this strange phenomenon are to be posted here for future referance.

Start a cult.

[Light Buster]

This will never happen.....ever......

[Khanxay]

It's simple.


Teleport into the hostess snack cake factory...
STEAL ALL THE SNACK CAKES
BREAK ALL THE MACHINES THAT PRODUCE THE SNACK CAKES
NOW I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE WORLDS SNACK CAKES




BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW SNACK CAKE OVERLORD CRETINS, AND PAY ME TRIBUTE!

I'll teleport over to steal Batman's snack cakes.

[-Batman-]

I'll teleport over to steal Batman's snack cakes.

I'm Batman.
I'm beyond Godmode.
I have PREP-TIME!

[3pleT]

teleport into hayden panettiere's room; sex at the speed of light; teleport back to my room; get wasted before the timer hits zero.

[Bulf]

Rob banks at the speed of light, and Falcon Punch anyone who stands in my way.

[*Tsuki*]

Well, to see if it was a hoax, I'd teleport myself to the other side of the room.
If it works, I'd go see all my friends. ^_^
Get some of the stuff on my list of things to do cleared off.

[BestFly]

I don't know. The only way I can see this having any lasting help to me is if I rob banks or something like that. I mean I could assasinate ppl on America's most wanted, but that cant be good for me once I'm not in god mode......

[Mr. Panda]

Just teleport yourself into a bank with a mask on, take the money, warp back out, somewhere on the other side of the country. No one would suspect you.

[aznnhattan]

omg if this happened, i'd be so happy... i get to have revenge on so many people... > heheheheheheheheh

[TheAsterisk!]

It's simple.

Teleport into the hostess snack cake factory...
STEAL ALL THE SNACK CAKES
BREAK ALL THE MACHINES THAT PRODUCE THE SNACK CAKES
NOW I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE WORLDS SNACK CAKES

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW SNACK CAKE OVERLORD CRETINS, AND PAY ME TRIBUTE!

And now who, because of their obsession with snack foods, missed the rush on the heavy-duty military hardware?
-Batman-!
Who forgot to seize the world's supply of children's breakfast cereal?
Everyone! Hahaha!
C'mon, you've gotta have a strong arm and a big stick to take over the world yourself, or else you'll take generations for your family to become the world's beloved leaders.


Oh, and I can already teleport, even though it takes technological means. 'S'how I get to my condo on Europa and back.

Besides, I've wished for omnipotence and omniscience so many times in so many "One Wish..." and "Three Wishes..." and "Superpower..." threads that I figure, as far as the forums should be concerned, I am now and have been for at least a few weeks God.

[Senjou_Akira]

wohow!! that's cool!! LOLZ that person who sent you that messages had gone nuts to do those sorts of stupidness. but lol i'd love to jump so high and jump from building to another!! Run across the seas to my friends back to japan!!! LOLZ

[Gjallarhorn]

Typical GTA scheme:

1. Spawn tank(s)
2. Wreak havoc
3. Go down in a hail of gunfire

[SigmaSD]

It still wont be enough to take down Chuck Norris.

I would just teleport from planet to planet and go sightseeing at the speed of light.

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

I would run as fast as I can all around the world and annoy people while doing it

[sheenafan1000]

-Rob banks and get rich
-Put Chuck Norris up on a flag poll - Brag about it
-eat a ton of icecream.