How were you born?

[Acnologia]

I don't think a thread like this has been made : D. So how were you born? Naturally? Cesarean section? Was it a water birth?

Cesarean section for my brother and I, my mom had complications.

[Saint Seiya]

i survived the abortion >_> lol

it was a natural birth i think

[Ayame_Sohma]

I was born in a hospital and its was natural birth.

[MangaFanGuy]

Natural for me.

[sa5m]

I was born by C-section

[Baka_Fairy9999]

Natural.

(...I have never heard of a water birth in my entire life...)

[Stripes]

Naturally.....

[OminousCloud]

I had a natural birth and decided to start being born without a doctor or nurse present.

[SigmaSD]

Half of me was born in a church, the other half at the hospital.

[Capernicus]

My mom had lots of complications with me. She was forced to be bed-ridden her last trimester or risk losing me. I was born, blue though! But I survived. =D

[.Tatty.]

Natural. I was actually born on my due date x3

[-Batman-]

I was hatched from a genetically modified egg containing the DNA of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Al Pachino, and Bruce Lee.
However my egg was lost before I COULD be hatched and raised by man, and I ended up being raised by bats in the wild for 5 years before I was adopted by a nice billionaire couple who treated me as their own, who I saw killed before my eyes outside of a theatre.

Later in life I found out that the gunman was actually myself from the future going back in time and ensuring I become a grade A badass loner vigilante SOB by killing his own parents and putting people like myself behind bars.

You can see me from time to time. At the 7 eleven. In my bat suit. Usually ordering Bat Coffee (Black with two tablespoons of justice).
If you give me a dollar, I'll sing a song for you and dance a jig.
True story bro.


And that's how I was born and lived.

[OtakuInu!!!]

C-section also. Both me and my younger brother.

[kleyrxD]

The best way: Naturally

[miniPhil]

The best way: Naturally

HAY! As a C-section baby I resent that.

[Eris]

Hell if I remember.

[Aku no Hikari]

 

That's a misleading title. When I read it, I though you were asking for the details.

The natural way.

The best way: Naturally

HAY! As a C-section baby I resent that.

LOL but that makes no difference. Either way, they got you out in the end.

[Simon Phoenix]

Cesarean section...........came out with a knife and plans to take over europe.

[John Watson]

I was born naturally and my mom says I caused her the least pain out of all her children being born. (I dont believe that squeezing out a human can cause any less pain than being cut open. .__. )

[Annie Hall]

I was hatched from a genetically modified egg containing the DNA of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Al Pachino, and Bruce Lee.
However my egg was lost before I COULD be hatched and raised by man, and I ended up being raised by bats in the wild for 5 years before I was adopted by a nice billionaire couple who treated me as their own, who I saw killed before my eyes outside of a theatre.

Later in life I found out that the gunman was actually myself from the future going back in time and ensuring I become a grade A badass loner vigilante SOB by killing his own parents and putting people like myself behind bars.

You can see me from time to time. At the 7 eleven. In my bat suit. Usually ordering Bat Coffee (Black with two tablespoons of justice).
If you give me a dollar, I'll sing a song for you and dance a jig.
True story bro.


And that's how I was born and lived.

Has anyone else noticed how EPIC this post is?

omg, it was great.

but anwho, why is this a thread? it seems like a waste of space...and a creepy one at that, who cares?

I don't know how I was born, I was barely there.

[IcePriestess]

Cesarean section for me and my older brother.

[Heinekenrana]

...a poor black child?


No, there was a hospital involved, and lots of drugs for my mother. Also, I was very huge (ten pounds, eight ounces).

[Araragi]

i was born from the hatred and pain of the human race >=D ...... yep my mom says im a devil's child >.> ..... thanks mom -.-
luv you

[Necro'lic Enigma]

My mom told me once she was asked for a abortion from my dad. But she still gave birth to me which lead my father's hatred towards my mom.
It was naturally , no complications.

xx

[Fabala]

I was two weeks late, a natural planned home birth, and just over 10 pounds =D

My poor mother.