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    Default [SGI News] Farting Pig Sparks Gas Leak Emergency

    A portly pig with flatulence triggered a minor emergency near Bendigo this week when smells wafting from the 120kg porker sparked fears of a potentially dangerous gas leak.

    Two Country Fire Authority tankers and 15 firefighters turned out in darkness to search the source of the leak at a property at Axedale, east of Bendigo. But the likely culprit was soon sniffed out, the pet sow startled from slumber in the dead of night.

    "She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted," said fire chief Peter Harkins.

    "I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."

    Mr Harkins said the family had done the right thing by calling 000 to report a suspected gas leak: "It's all bottled gas up here and a leaking cylinder could pose a major fire risk.

    "It was because we took it so seriously that 15 volunteers still managed to attend the call out at 10.30 on Tuesday night."


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    Well okay a real gutter level SGI News today. I must say I sometimes wonder what 'rock star sex' is. Either way it sounds pretty epic.

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    Hahahaha! Funny story....

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    Damn those pigs and their explosive gas problems!

    The pig needs beano.

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    Lmao, such a interesting while funny story.
    The Pigs are slowly ruining this planet.
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    o_o Wow. Goddamn pig needs to be put down I'd say. As for rock star sex...



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    The pig story was just to funny to not lol.

    As for rock star sex guy...he...he made me realize that I need to emergency land a jet-liner to suceed.

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    Screw man being blamed for global warming! Iys elli and those damn pigs D<


    As for the rock star sex......no comment Dx


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