Things that can't be trusted

**Teddy2116** · 09-03-2009 08:10 AM

Half of what people say
People in suits (grr turks)
My friends when they say "I think this wont hurt"
My shadow cause its always following me....

Originally Posted by Seraphemei

I don't trust men.

That hurts

....

**Alphabet** · 09-03-2009 08:15 AM

The Government
Dolls, especially blinking porcelain ones
My mom
People who say "inconceivable" repeatedly(Think "The Princess Bride")

ooshy ooshy ooshy

**Artcell** · 09-03-2009 08:28 AM

Hmm..
Strangers
Dentists

**Kishiro** · 09-03-2009 09:10 AM

1) Groups of people that don't trust the government.
-They end up usually doing something crazy, are crazy, or both.

2) Pie haters.
-Vile fiends.

3) Teenagers
-With the exception of a select few in all our lives, they only become trustworthy at age 20. On the flip side,there are those who never make it to that point, regardless of age.

4) Yaoi Fangirls
-Actually in fact creepy old hairy men in disguise.

5) Groups that invite you to a weekend retreat with a mingle/newcomer party that serve Kool-aid or some similar beverage that isn't alcohol in a bottle or can.
-IT'S A TRAP!

6) Fanatics, Zealots, Extremists, Nutjobs, etc.
- See number 5's reason, also combined with complete lack of rationale or responsibility. Could possibly include number 3, but not always.
Ex: Muslim Radicals, Westboro Baptist Church, KKK, Scientology, anyone who says they aren't afraid of the Israeli Air Force, The People's Temple, Courage Crew, anyone who tries to convert you to/from anything, etc.

**Princess Minako** · 09-03-2009 09:19 AM

Cheaters

I don't really trust anyone who cheats on another person. Shows disregard for another persons feelings, and a general disrespect...

and those that be trick'n.

**Dr. Hax** · 09-03-2009 09:27 AM

-Australia
-Black Projects
-Liquid Snake
-Those meddling kids and their stupid dog
-People with the pedosmile

**Kingmelo15** · 09-03-2009 10:24 AM

wabbly tree branches,
weak floors when jumping in a house.
nature
partners in crime
the devil
these are things i have grown not to trust over the years.

**NorthOfTime** · 09-03-2009 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Kishiro

1) anyone who says they aren't afraid of the Israeli Air Force

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!! I only say this cause not ten minutes ago i was in a verbal argument with someone who had stated "Israeli Air Force isnt worht a crap, its to over hyped" Ironic really. How can you be in the military and not know anything about other militarys? Makes no sensce to me. I meen i can understand not knowing little things.. but not knowing how awesome the IAF is, is just ridiculous.

I know everyone thinks the gov is untrustworthy... Well your right.. Beesterds. Youd figure theyed treat their own military a little better... nope they dont.

Heres my little list thingy:
1. Anything someone has told you to do with a smile on their face.. (I.E. "Hey collins pull the tab on that cup." "OK!!!!11")
2. People who think the gov. is telling the truth
3. People
4. A weapon thats been handed to you pre-loaded (ALWAYS CHECK!!)

**DOOM!** · 09-03-2009 10:48 AM

Anything outside of my doorstep.

**Miss Moonlight** · 09-03-2009 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Tae_Sea_Kwon_Bisquit_Do_

-Australia
-Black Projects
-Liquid Snake
-Those meddling kids and their stupid dog
-People with the pedosmile

What can't be trusted about australia? o.o

**Kishiro** · 09-03-2009 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Moonlight

What can't be trusted about australia? o.o

Considering it was colonized for exiled criminals from Britain... A lot.

**Baka** · 09-03-2009 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Moonlight

What can't be trusted about australia? o.o

I went there and ate at a cafe and there was a dingo in my soup.

**seiteki_otaku** · 09-03-2009 11:33 AM

enough said.

**Dr. Hax** · 09-03-2009 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Miss Moonlight

What can't be trusted about australia? o.o

Stingrays...

They also tried to set up a giant firewall for the whole continent to censor teh intarwebz which we all know is a physical impossibility.

They are using great-tasting shrimp as mind control...

**Capitán** · 09-03-2009 01:27 PM

People that have alot of things/people they don't trust. Makes them slightly paranoid and in turn un-trustworthy.

Year 2012.

Roppongi.

China.

Anyone acting as suspiciously as me.

My cat.

**Genetic-Infection** · 09-03-2009 01:34 PM

Penguins...That is all.
Oh and the gremlins that live in the dryer.

**Star Gazer** · 09-03-2009 01:45 PM

No one can be trusted

**Capitán** · 09-03-2009 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by kagome16

No one can be trusted

So I can't trust you?

**Eris** · 09-03-2009 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by xAl-san

So I can't trust you?

Indeed. If nobody can be trusted, how can you trust yourself in that you are correct in thinking so?

**StarryStarryNight25** · 09-03-2009 03:01 PM

Younger or older sibling

**Miss Moonlight** · 09-03-2009 03:05 PM

Well, the truth is, you can trust anyone. Whether or not that's a good idea, remains to be seen.

Usually, it isn't.

**Forgotten Show** · 09-03-2009 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by SigmaSD

I don't trust psychologists because they can mess with your head and leave you all screwed up.

Hmmm... hmmm...

My contribution: internet advice.

Bad Memory

**daft** · 09-03-2009 04:50 PM

Mostly adults and parrots. >.>''

**★Kiwi-Berry** · 09-03-2009 05:00 PM

Hungry carnivores (starving)
Jellyfish
Politics
Compulsive liars (of course)
TV advertisements
Lawyers
"The Greater Good"
The Big Bang theory
My sister Tiffany
Certain people on the internet

**Bulf** · 09-03-2009 05:44 PM

I don't trust those guys in the suits, that stand on a corner leaning on a lightpost, flipping nickles. Besides that, I don't trust the cake; It's clearly a lie.