If someone tries to tempt you...

[Alphabet]

when someone tries to tempt me I slip a twenty in their panty lining personally.

Umm. . .any man or woman? Imagine a muscular man in speedos. . .nevermind.
ooshy ooshy ooshy

[Teddy2116]

Umm. . .any man or woman? Imagine a muscular man in speedos. . .nevermind.
ooshy ooshy ooshy

O_O!!!

Thank you for corrupting my mind lol

[Luluko]

Umm. . .any man or woman? Imagine a muscular man in speedos. . .nevermind.
ooshy ooshy ooshy

Well, men usually don't wear panties. But who knows...

[Baka]

Cats don't do it because it feels good, they do it to survive.

Try telling this to my cat. She will disagree with you.

[Seta Souji]

sexually that is, do you entertain it or run the other way?
I RUN THE OTHER WAY.

I compliment her for having good taste.


Btw no means yes.

At least when its referring to me.

[Diocletian]

啤酒自然。

蛋卷, 馄饨, 餃子.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

蛋卷, 馄饨, 餃子.

我会击中那。

[Velvet_Nightmare]

If its on the net, I entertain it. If its in person, then it depends on if the person is a rapist or not. >_>

[SigmaSD]

It depends. If it was your gf/bf then I'm pretty sure you would entertain it. But if it was someone you didn't know at all then most people would look the other way seeing as how most of us aren't promiscuous. The only reason you would entertain it with a stranger would be if you don't think about sexuality as a big deal. I shall only explain further if someone wishes me so, but I'll just leave it as this for now.

[The Governator]

I had an old job and I needed a ride home once and there was a girl on that old job who offered me a ride home in her car and tried to seduce me-she knew I was a Christian and she was trying to set me up to have sex with her so she could say I raped her, and I wasn't going for it. When i refused she tried to send her cousins to beat me up but the security guard who was there scared them off. I'm glad he was there.

Would you be happier if it was a man?

oh and Mavericker, I'm glad your back, I missed you, and your bum :P

[Tsundere Works]

I'm glad this thread isn't closed!

I can't tell you exactly how much I laughed. This guy is incredible. He is a troll, and he's good at it.

Well, if I get assaulted, first, I do this in the following order:

Check if she's hot
Check if she's not a trap
Check if I got rubber on me
Check if I got a 50 bill on me
????
Success!

Slip the money in her panties on the way out.
Hey, women shut up when you give 'em green. At least in my country.

But the Bible also says Jesus got nailed, so...

I lmfao'd

[sa5m]

Psh. Why run? If they're hot, and I'm not in a hurry, of course I'd give in.

We're humans, BTW. We were given sexual organs for a reason.

Well said.

[Takizawa]

I would raep you a million times for that post if I could.

I on the other hand would give him a cookie. That was a very clever pun, made me laugh. Enjoy the humor .

And for the sake of staying on topic, I would give in.

[*Tsuki*]

*is innocent*
I don`t know what you`re talking about.
People are always nice. ^^
Or, I`m just dense.

[.Sev]

Now me, i'm one of those "save it for marriage" people, so i'm a runner. Unless it's my wife. That would change everything.

[Mavericker]

I'm a Christian and I would run the other way-that woman is not my wife.

Jesus said to flee sexual immorality.

That girl I was talking about got mad 'cause I called her a ***** and I wouldn't give into her so she sent her cousins to try to intimate me. Fortunately, my friend at trhe time, the nearby security guard had my back and scared them off.

[The Governator]

I'm a Christian and I would run the other way-that woman is not my wife.

Jesus said to flee sexual immorality.

That girl I was talking about got mad 'cause I called her a ***** and I wouldn't give into her so she sent her cousins to try to intimate me. Fortunately, my friend at trhe time, the nearby security guard had my back and scared them off.

You called her the-W word? I wish they had beat you up, there are some words you never say, ever, and the-W word, like the-N word, should never be said.

And its ok you can use the word boy-friend here, we wont judge your "Christianity" here

[Mavericker]

You called her the-W word? I wish they had beat you up, there are some words you never say, ever, and the-W word, like the-N word, should never be said.

And its ok you can use the word boy-friend here, we wont judge your "Christianity" here

W-H-O-R-E.

Yes, I HAD to spell it out for you.

I wasn't interested in that girl, and I a didn't want her. SHe was trying to seduce me so she could say I raped her and I'd get in trouble- IT WAS A SET-UP.

[The Governator]

W-H-O-R-E.

Yes, I HAD to spell it out for you.

I wasn't interested in that girl, and I a didn't want her. SHe was trying to seduce me so she could say I raped her and I'd get in trouble- IT WAS A SET-UP.

dont you mean "It's a trap!" well, how do you know she was going to do that, can you read minds? Seriously, you have one AMAZING imagination, you'd be awesome at Dungeons & Dragons.

[Mavericker]

dont you mean "It's a trap!" well, how do you know she was going to do that, can you read minds? Seriously, you have one AMAZING imagination, you'd be awesome at Dungeons & Dragons.

The Lord let me and my mother know this, that's how.

BTW, stop trying to entice me to do something naughty-I've read some of your posts in my other threads.

[Ollie]

Mavericker, I should warn you that the word you used to describe that woman is automatically blocked by AF censors, and spelling it out the way you did in the following post is censor evasion, which is not allowed.

[Mavericker]

Mavericker, I should warn you that the word you used to describe that woman is automatically blocked by AF censors, and spelling it out the way you did in the following post is censor evasion, which is not allowed.

Thank you.

[Missy]

Seriously? Seriously?!
Those who spammed/censored have been warned.

Closed for obvious reasons.