conversation unblocker

**Shinigami_55** · 07-10-2009 09:37 AM

you dont knw what a conversation unblocker is??
Simple: have you ever been in an elevator whit a neighbor, in one of thoselong trips to the last floor of a skycrapper and in the air stays that awkward silence in you, or him/her gotnothing to say after used the always usefull methereology talk? what both of you need was an conversation unblocker.Dont go crazy!! In thios thread there will be a few of them.
Post yours too, plz.
and share your opinions on them.

1) The classic

Of course! Lets imaginethat you enter your elevator, together whit a neighbor. Both of you are going to the last floor. AND NOW WHAT?? OMG!! AND NOW!?

You: of course... thats right... of course...
Neighbor: here we are...
You: tired...
Neighbor: yeah...
You: of course... thts right... of course...
Neighbor: or not...
You: Ah its true! Did you knw that the first bicicle was manufactured in 1817??

THAT IS... a conversation unblocker!!!

I admit that at first glance, it may look not that good as an unblocker, but believe me. It works. I've met a girl whit this:
- did you know that the first bicicle was manufactured in 1817??
and she said: Let me take you to the hospital, jst for check.
And I, ok lets go.

2) the walk

You nad another person, are walking (destination are not important) after you runout the themes. «whos beat who» and «whos sexyer»etc.,you get whitout a talk subject. WHAT TO DO?? OMG!! The silence, the awkwardness!!

You: of course... of course...
The other person: here we go...
You: yeah...
The other person: hey... whos that guy waving at us??
you: oh, its doctor nelson...
the other person: oh yeah... good doctor. One time,I sneased and my eye popped off.. It was him who put the eye back to the place again.
you: see!? its life...
the other person: yeah...
you: oh, did you knw that is impossible for a person to lick is own elbow??

C'mon guys, stop it!! I sayd it was impossible. i mean it!!

I will post some more later

**Erisa** · 07-10-2009 03:15 PM

You: of course... thats right... of course...
Neighbor: here we are...
You: tired...
Neighbor: yeah...
You: of course... thts right... of course...
Neighbor: or not...
You: I got my stomac removed now all I can eat is grass

**sugoi-san** · 07-10-2009 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Erisa

You: of course... thats right... of course...
Neighbor: here we are...
You: tired...
Neighbor: yeah...
You: of course... thts right... of course...
Neighbor: or not...
You: I got my stomac removed now all I can eat is grass

lol. I think I would go with "So this goat explodes one day..."

**Eris** · 07-10-2009 03:42 PM

I really don't talk to strangers a lot, but I guess "How about that weather?"

**DOOM!** · 07-10-2009 04:13 PM

Neighbor: ...
Me: ...
Neighbor: ...
Me: ...
Neighbor: ...
Me: ...
Neighbor: So h...
Me: Excuse me, I need to make a call.
Phone: Your credit is 0.14

**Diocletian** · 07-10-2009 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Eris

I really don't talk to strangers a lot, but I guess "How about that weather?"

I prefer to ask "What did the weatherman predict the weather was going to be like?" and continue on with a rant about Norm Hoffman.

**Erisa** · 07-10-2009 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by sugoi-san

lol. I think I would go with "So this goat explodes one day..."

Nonono
I'd be like
"YO this is my pig jeffrey!"
Works everytime 8D

**Storm Strife** · 07-10-2009 07:13 PM

How about, "You smell tasty"?

Or, "So how bout them pagan sacrifices, eh?"

Also, "So, do ya think we should mow down all Black Friday shoppers with a .50cal machine gun? Could be a spectator sport!"

**Forgotten Show** · 07-10-2009 07:17 PM

I don't usually get that awkward silence. Either a comfortable silence, or a comfortable conversation. If I need to break the ice, I find a smile, offer of a handshake, and an introduction works wonders.

Of course, if I'm out to worry people, muttering a swear word followed by "Burn, then bury... dammit..." works well too.

Bad Memory

**Eris** · 07-10-2009 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Storm Strife

How about, "You smell tasty"?

Or, "So how bout them pagan sacrifices, eh?"

Also, "So, do ya think we should mow down all Black Friday shoppers with a .50cal machine gun? Could be a spectator sport!"

Any line from

is also acceptable. "My anus is bleeding" or "And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples" are especially good ways of breaking the ice.

**Manhattan_Project_2000** · 07-10-2009 07:34 PM

"I have three months to live."

**Storm Strife** · 07-10-2009 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Shinigami_55

you: oh, did you knw that is impossible for a person to lick is own elbow??

Actually, I need to bring this up with you.

While not everyone can, a number of people are capable of licking their elbows.

This is from Guinness World Records: "Elbow Licking. Contrary to popular urban legend, it is quite possible to lick your own elbow. Guinness World Records receives about five claims a day for this and stresses the following point: Being able to lick your own elbow is not, in any sense, a world record. If you're one of the rare few who can lick your elbow, save it for the water cooler."

**Bring Me The Horizon** · 07-10-2009 09:03 PM

You:Yeah...
Neighbor:mhmmm
You:yup...
Neighbor:mhmm
You:Almost there 5th floor
Neighbor:ya..
You:SOOOOoooo that Oliver Sykes what hunk am I right? eh? ehhh?

**Shinigami_55** · 07-14-2009 04:28 AM

Originally posted by storm strife
Actually, I need to bring this up with you.

While not everyone can, a number of people are capable of licking their elbows.

This is from Guinness World Records: "Elbow Licking. Contrary to popular urban legend, it is quite possible to lick your own elbow. Guinness World Records receives about five claims a day for this and stresses the following point: Being able to lick your own elbow is not, in any sense, a world record. If you're one of the rare few who can lick your elbow, save it for the water cooler."

yeah i know. but its not an cummon thing.

thnx 4 your unblocers guys. i really apreciate it. they are funny, and sum sarcastic too