Feliz Cumpleaños TheAsterisk!

[Señor Nobody]

I wanted someone who knew you better to make this, but...

Well, happy birthday! I wish you happiness on your special day. May it be filled with wonderful memories.

May death come quickly to your enemies.

[Heinekenrana]

Happiest of birthdays to you.

[IFS]

Happy birthday, may all your wishes be granted, and your dreams become a reality, enjoy your birthday, I hope its filled with joy, and I hope I'm not one of your enimies I still want to live for a few years.

[Reonic Flux]

Happy Birthday! Have fun!

[SeraphimAriaRhapsody]

Tis is a day of joyous cheer and celebration.

On this day, you came into this world bringing us joy and amusement.

I wish you many well wishes on this extra ordinary and wondrous birthday.

Presents may not be possible, So I give you the next best thing, good reps and audio/visual delight.

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[Kissed by Obito]

Happy Birthday. Have a great day and I hope you get lots of presents.

[Eris]

Congrats. Have an asterisk from the G-bop: *

[Barcode.]

Happy birthday TheAsterisk!

[CrystalAce]

Rejoice! Today is a day to remember. The day you were born on this precious soil. Enjoy your day and your life to your fullest.

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[Elphaba]

happy birthday to you~
best wishes~

[Anime Forum]

Happy Birthday Asterisk. Have a great one =]

[TheAsterisk!]

Happy day to me, indeed!
Ah! It warms my three hearts so to see my loyal subjects brave the harsh roads and rivers of the Internet's wilds to wish their beloved leader a joyous birthday anniversary! It touches me so that I think I'll delay the purging a few days, just so that I may bask in your adoration a little while longer still!
Though I am a bit disappointed no one refered to me by my proper title, "Lord Footnote." Oh well.

Happy birthday, may all your wishes be granted, and your dreams become a reality, enjoy your birthday, I hope its filled with joy, and I hope I'm not one of your enimies I still want to live for a few years.

You may rest easy for the time being, my child, as you are not on my list of strategic targets. Tactically, I have not yet assessed you, and so you would be wise to conceal your threat if ever we cross paths.
And you'd better hope my dreams don't become reality, either, for I shall be far more terrifying a conqueror than has ever been imagined if my dreams are to manifest themselves in reality.
Thanks for the thought, though.

Congrats. Have an asterisk from the G-bop: *

Ah, yet another little star to add to my massive collection. It will be enjoyed.
Hey, can't you stop changing your username? Just when I get used to one you try out another.

Rejoice! Today is a day to remember. The day you were born on this precious soil. Enjoy your day and your life to your fullest.
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Well, actually I was born on Nimrőedii, a far off, much more developed planet than your Earth, and spend much of my time on Europa, but I suppose it's the thought that counts. So, thanks.
And, what's this? More Asterisks! to add to my collection? Your deeds will be remembered, and you shall enjoy good standing in my court.
@SeraphimAriaRhapsod: I'm not quite sure what that link was, and my browser seemed upset with it, but I will always readily accept The Beatles. A wise choice.

Happy Birthday. Have a great day and I hope you get lots of presents.

Being a control freak, my gifts are always monetary so that I may enjoy being miserly, excepting the lovely Asterisks! I just recieved, of course. Thanks for the sentiments.

Happiest of birthdays to you.

I don't think I could handle the happiest birthday possible, but thank you.

Happy Birthday! Have fun!

Oh, indeed I shall! I have already begun the festivities: plotting my conquest! It begins with Idaho and ends with this entire quadrant of the galaxy!


Thanks, everyone. My spinning, slightly mad ideas needed an outlet, and the birthday wishes were nice, too.

[Dr. Hax]

Ah, it seems I forgot to give a good happy birthday.

Here's a puppy as a present.

[SigmaSD]

Wow a thread in Spanish, finally. lol. Feliz Cumpleanos, The Asterisk. Que tengas un buen dia y no gastes tu dinero en cosas the la Dollar Store.

For those that are Spanish illiterate, I said: Happy Birthday, The Asterisk. Have a great day and try not to spend your money on things from the Dollar Store.

[TheAsterisk!]

Ah, it seems I forgot to give a good happy birthday.

Here's a puppy as a present.

I think my dog might get jealeous and kill a baby Beagle, though. She's devious.

And anyway, Beagles get very annoying very quickly if you don't have a huge yard for them to run around and dig in. Besides, I already tried a Beagle once. He was afraid of snow, his own shadow, and houseplants, not to mention he was romantically involved with a large pink pillow (disturbing!). He used to escape with great frequency and go hide under neighbors' decks and cars.
Now, we have an Australian Shepherd, and I must say she is smarter than many people.
No matter. The dog shall be of great use to my armies... somehow. Maybe I'll make him help crush the inevitable duck rebellion!

@SigmaSD: Pero... ¡Me gustan muchas las tiendas que venden cosas muy baratas! ¡Las necesito! Sin tiendas como ésas, no puedo vivir...
Actually, I think the money will go towards my ailing computer. One of my hard drives is chock full of bad sectors, and neither of my operating systems is shy about telling me every few minutes.