Someone has a (hypothetical) gun to your head.

[Diocletian]

What do you do? This all depends on your surroundings. The guy is huge, about 6'6 and weights about 300 lbs. Not to mention the fact he has a gun to your head. Good luck.

[Mr. Panda]

Asking him 'why' he's pointing the goddamned thing to my head?

[Diocletian]

Asking him 'why' he's pointing the goddamned thing to my head?

He just is. Fine then, a robbery. What now?

[Storm Strife]

Come up with one hell of an insult.

I am of course assuming that I'm going to get shot no matter what I do, so sod it, I'll go out like a jackass.

[Anime Forum]

I guess I'm dead because I wouldn't be able to fight this huge guy off nor evade the gun thus, I am shot to death. =[

[Scarred DNA]

Do whatever the hell he tells me to do.

[Señor Nobody]

Well, since you weren't specific, I'll assume the following:

The gun is a 9.mm M9 Luger (Ha!)
He is holding the gun to the back of my head, slightly to the left
He is physically unfit.

I'd drop down unexpectedly and when he fired the gun on accident to where my head previously was, he would experience the jam up (as it always does) that makes this firearm infamous. then, I would proceed to beat the ever loving stuffing out of him.

[Heinekenrana]

If a punch to his junk doesn't work, then I suppose I'm going to die. I keep a bunch of knives at home in the kitchen, so if we're in there I could try an elbow to his gut and then to stab him, but I don't think I'm agile enough to pull that off. Plus, chances are my hypothetical gunman is trained seven ways from Sunday in the art of killing. Poor me.

[Reonic Flux]

Even if he shoots me, I'll just say that he'll just be an EPIC FAIL. He's picking on people not his size. Plus the fact that all physical projectiles that are coming to my head are immediately destroyed.

Seriously, I will ask: "Why the hell do you wanna shoot me? You suck."

[AF SUCKS]

I'd introduce him to my HK P-30 handgun.

May the best man win.

[Eris]

Several options, really:

• I mention the game. That way, no matter what he does, he has failed utterly.
• I remind him how hard it is to wash blood and brain matter out of your clothes.
• I invite him to a game of chess.

[Faceless111]

This hypothetical situation is lacking the important stuff. He has advantage and wants my money? I'm a college student, all my money is invested in ramen and cannabis. What can I realistically do to prevent bodily harm to myself? About all I have to offer is my body, which probably wouldn't pan out too well. I could give him my wallet, which would also probably anger him and lead to my demise as it only contains my license, old library card, un-used condom, student ID, and exactly $2.13 inside. Well, I suppose, in the end, I'd go as gracefully as I could. Crying and emptying the contents of my bladder inside my pants, of course.

[Miss Moonlight]

Well, if it's a "hypothetical" gun, there really isn't any danger, is there?

In the case of an actual gun being pointed to my head, I guess i'd better hope that he somehow ran out of bullets, didn't realize that fact, and held the gun to my head, only to hear an empty "click". Of course, relying on this requires nothing more sheer luck, which doesn't really exist.

There's an excellent chance i'd just be dead, because there is really nothing you can do if he's intent on murdering you, especially if you aren't armed.

Maybe some pepper spray to distract him and escape, but that's just timing. Even if you follow his wishes exactly, it doesn't mean he won't kill you.

Good luck indeed.

[Reonic Flux]

I'll really hope there are no bullets. If there are... I just whack his head.

Several options, really:

• I mention the game. That way, no matter what he does, he has failed utterly.
• I remind him how hard it is to wash blood and brain matter out of your clothes.
• I invite him to a game of chess.

Let's play chess.

[ichimoku_fanboy]

ask why the bloody hell hes pointing a gun at me in the first place, and regardless of his answer id just break his arm with some Aikido i picked up a few years ago...

[Storm Strife]

• I invite him to a game of chess.

Screw that, go for a round or two of Global Thermonuclear War.

[Takizawa]

I put on my brown accent and tell him there's 12 pounds of C4 strapped to my chest and if he doesn't get away form me in the next 30 seconds I'll make it go BOOM!!

...in reality though, I'd probably just do whatever he says. Unless it involves celery ... despicable!!

[Eris]

I put on my brown accent and tell him there's 12 pounds of C4 strapped to my chest and if he doesn't get away form me in the next 30 seconds I'll make it go BOOM!!

Why would that stop him from shooting you? You clearly can't detonate anything with your brains splattered over half the street. Sounds more like incentive for shooting you than a deterrent.

[Eris]

if i held a gun to your head u would be dead. so watch out.

Not really. I can live with several heads blown to smithereens. You really have to line all of my heads up and shoot them all at once. But then, you'd need a .50 cal rifle or something, or the bullet would stop half way through.

[Miss Moonlight]

if i held a gun to your head u would be dead. so watch out.

Moar death e-threats? haven't you learned that threatening someone isn't a smart thing to do?

I'm guessing no.

[Takizawa]

Why would that stop him from shooting you? You clearly can't detonate anything with your brains splattered over half the street. Sounds more like incentive for shooting you than a deterrent.

That is a good point. However if you look closely right below that .. it says id probably just do whatever he said.

[Sparda]

Id probably just do whatever he said and hope his main intent is not to kill me, because looking at his size, i would not have a chance......

[Takizawa]

I'm surprised no one has said "Quick shot to the nuts and run for it"

[Eris]

I'm surprised no one has said "Quick shot to the nuts and run for it"

I don't think that is a good idea. What do you do when subjected to pain? You contract your muscles, amongst other things clenching your fists. I shouldn't need to elaborate on why causing involuntary muscle contraction in someone who has a gun to your head is a bad move.

[Takizawa]

I don't think that is a good idea. What do you do when subjected to pain? You contract your muscles, amongst other things clenching your fists. I shouldn't need to elaborate on why causing involuntary muscle contraction in someone who has a gun to your head is a bad move.

Well hopefully his aim isn't as good when under pain. And I'm just assuming but in the split second you're trying to hit his groin I'm sure your head will have moved away from the gun, and unless he has some amazing reaction time I doubt he'll be able to get it aimed at you fast enough ... especially when considering the fact that he's 300 pounds ... probably not that agile.