Aiden: Hey Id! C’mere and help me with this Quantum theory. How does shielding actually increase electronegativity? Froyo vendor, hit me with a cup of froyo. (Frozen Yogurt)
Theo: *is the Froyo vendor, wiping out glasses* Sorry, honey, I can’t serve froyo to minors. How about a nice, yummy glass of milk?
Aiden: I HATE milk! And I DESPISE cats! And you know, I really, REALLY don’t like my part! I’ve been hit on the head, knocked unconscious, fell asleep in the middle of the park, and been to the hospital. TWO DAYS. IN A ROW.
Theo: Uh huh. And how do you feel about that, honey?
Aiden: And I feel like such an idiot! In real life, it only took me two months to whiz through Calculus. Two months!
Cerise: Hey, you think you got it bad, kid? I couldn’t afford Starbucks before this job. It’s helped me feed three kids!
Aiden: You have kids…?!
Cerise: … I have kids?
Theo: Want more, cutie? *winks at Marcelo. Then lines up froyo cups on the table and fills them all up with Blueberry. Then he skips while humming over to Yorick with a cup of Vanilla Froyo.* Here, hun. Take a nice long gulp of this. I guarantee you’ll forget all your troubles.
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