At one point or another, everyone of us has had encountered strange, scary, and funny individuals events that made an interesting work or school day.
What was the funniest to scariest encounters from school and work you ever had?
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At one point or another, everyone of us has had encountered strange, scary, and funny individuals events that made an interesting work or school day.
What was the funniest to scariest encounters from school and work you ever had?
Last edited by SeraphimAriaRhapsody; 04-30-2009 at 05:33 PM.
I used to work in a sub place next to a bar. One night, after a particularly loud and boisterous night over there (football game, or something), a couple of guys came in drunk as skunks and proceeded to broadside the chip rack and then make potato chip angels in all the broken chips and busted bags.
I didn't have the heart to be mad, considering most of the chips had to be tossed for being "old" anyway, and one of the guys was singing "Silver and Gold" at the top of his lungs.
Watching this girl get the snot beat out of her. Hilarious.
In the end, she was bleeding from her mouth and missing one of her buckteeth.
A customer argued why we don't sell porn at Barnes and Noble. I'm still embarassed about how loud and rude he was.
I now know what hell sounds like; I recommend a tactical nuclear strike on my position. Tell my family I love them.
Once when i visited my brothers animation classes , then when i sat on one of hes computer , i started doing some internet work.Then i went to a site named orkut , and then i saw some weird ads at the screen that said
"hey you wanna meet hot african girls around your city"
And then a guy came with hes shirt half lift up
"hey i am Nano dude , yo, spread the love"
I have one question.
WHAT the heck was that all about? !
I have seen many creepy ads but after this incident i never sat on the internet for 1 week and had freaking nightmares all night.
The ads doesnt makes SENSE there for the love of god , please.
i call this scary , and dont ask how i shouted on my bro after this and how he died.
Last edited by Necro'lic Enigma; 06-16-2009 at 03:20 AM.
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I now know what hell sounds like; I recommend a tactical nuclear strike on my position. Tell my family I love them.
Why don't they sell porn? Even my meat shop sells porn. Good meat, always thick and juicy.
Scary? You should meet my mother-in-law! Pum pum chu!
I was chilling out at a local college with my friends [keep in mind that I'm personally still in HS]
But we were at this place and my friends brother was talking about something. I forgot how it all started but it involved me and him and my other friend was like "It's alright, we know you are gay". So I'm just innocently standing around oblivious to everything and all of a sudden he started humping me and yelled "BUT SHE TURNS ME STRAIGHT!" and I was standing there like "oh my god" in front of all these college people xD
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...This confuses me a lot... even now.
I was waiting in the public library down the street from
my school. My gf (at the time; and yes, I had one) was going to be
coming soon, or so I thought, so I decided to wait outside. It was
really nice out for a change (it snows in april here in Buffalo) I sat
at the picnic table-type-thing and ended up waiting for about an hour.
Some guy next to me (who had also been sitting there a while) just,
completely out of no where, pulled what seemed to be a banquet out of
his back pack. I'm talking full chicken breasts, corn, watermelon, rice
(cooked rice! steaming hot!)... in front of the public library... where like...
people normally beg for money...
The only creepy part was when he started staring at me... and eventually
said "are you hungry at all?...I have plenty of food"
I guess I look too skinny for him or something...because he kept asking.
Not much happens here in Buffalo... so this was a shocker to me.
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Maybe he did it for the homeless? sounds kinda heart warming actually, you totally should have gotten some of that watermelon.
Dang. Now I really want some watermelon.
Anyhoo with all the weird and funny things that happen to me for some reason the only thing I can think of off the top of my head is; My mom and were I driving back home, and out of no where this woman starts riding us, swerving like she needed to get around, when the other lane was completely open. We culd see her screaming and fussing at us from her car and then she began following us. Finally my mother started to pull over to the should and the lady flew past us still cussing and screaming.
To this very day we have no idea what her problem was. 0_o I'd never seen a random person this angry before, I hoped with all my heart she wouldve pulled over too so I couldve found and and kicked her butt.
Either way my mom called the cops and they actually pulled her over a couple miles ahead from where we stopped.
will post weirder stuff later
Last edited by SeraphimAriaRhapsody; 04-30-2009 at 09:23 PM.
Every day, one of my classmates keeps on singing those Disney songs, oblivious to the fact that he's somewhat mentally challenged, keeps on touching random people for no reason, and talks to himself even if there's a lot of people around him. That's weird.
In jr. high, my friend came to america for the first time to start school here and it was during the middle of the year. On the first day he arrived, during our english class, the biggest douche on our campus (he was around 6 feet in 7th grade) decides to pick on him. He calls him a fob and says how retarded he is for asking such stupid questions. Immediately my friend stands up (he's prob around 5 '4 around this time) and tells him to stfu. The douche stands up and says "make me u f*in chink."
By then the teacher stands in front of the douche n tells him to calm down while he's still cussing at my friend, and while my friend asks me questions like "what does queer and chink mean?" I explain chink and next thing i see is my neighbor's chair being hurled across the classroom towards the douche but barely missing his head.
The class was pretty quiet the rest of the day. My friend told the douche he was going to kill him after class (he doesn't know that kill in english is more literal than in korean). The douche ran out of class 5-10 mins before it ended.
I got two. One of scary the other for hilarious.
Scary: This happened today as a matter of fact. We were sitting in the auditorium and we (the juniors(11th graders)) were attending an assembly for drinking and driving cause prom is tonight. This girl (I think her name was Casey or Stacy or something) had a frickin seizure! Right next to me! I was scared for her cause I know her a bit and she's pretty cool. She was okay, it was just freaky.
Hilarious: We were sitting in English 3 earilier this year (in December) and my friend Jared, who is like my brother, was listening to my teacher Mr Wood during a lecture. He said we would be reading a book called "Fallen Angels" by Walter Dean Meyers. When Mr. Wood said the author's name, Jared, being a half-idiot says, and I quote, "Walter Dean Meyers...isn't that the dude who makes those sausages?" We all started laughing and Mr Wood said, "No Jared that's Jimmy Dean". Jared stared blankly at him and just said,"...Oh yeah...."
That was the funniest thing I've seen this year and I've been in school since August 25th. Its May 1st, do the math. (PS, it'll most likely be the funniest thing of the year cause school ends June 10th.)
Scariest: While I was working at a Family Dollar (a cheap store for poor people, basically) this old man, with two of his buddies walks up to the counter. I'm on register. While I'm bagging his stuff, he says, "Yer an awfully purdy girl." I look up and his two friends behind him are nodding slowly in agreement. *CREEP OUT* Anyway, then when this guy pays, he gives me a bloody $10 bill and his whole hand is covered in blood from the major gash he has in the top of his hand. I give the dude his change and he tips his hat to me. After they left, I had to call my manager to the register so she could tell me what to do with the bloody $10 bill because it would be unsanitary to put it in with the rest of the money.
Confusing: While working at Wal-Mart, as a cashier, this old lady is standing there while I bag her stuff. She pays, and I give her change. Just before she leaves, she starts screaming at me. "You didn't even help me put my bags in my cart! You just don't care about my hurt arm, do you?! You're an awful girl! You kids these days have no respect for your elders!" 1) It is not in the job description for a Wal-Mart employee to put someone's bags in their cart. Some do it just as a courtesy, nothing more. 2) This woman had no visible evidence that her arm was hurt, otherwise I would've helped. 3) She should've f***ing said something! I would've gladly helped her if she'd had just asked. It wouldn't have been hard to be like "My arm is hurt. Could you help me with my bags?"
Funny: This was actually earlier on in the semester at my on-campus job at the computer lab. There was a wasp flying around the computer lab. Our manager had been trying to kill it for a few hours since it scares lots of people. Hell, I'm scared of flying, stinging insects. My manager and one of my co-workers were making fun of people who were scared of the wasp. I pretended not to be listening, because well, I was afraid of it and didn't want to be made fun of. My manager finally hits the wasp with his notebook and it lands like a foot away from me. I let out this cross between a yelp and a scream. Then I start to laugh because it sounded really funny. THEN I realize that my manager and co-worker are looking at me with this big grin on their faces. My manager takes the dead wasp on a piece of paper and holds it out in front of me. "What's wrong, Rose? Are you afraid?" he asks. I just sort of sit there and try not to squirm. He brings it closer, too close, and I finally say "OKAY! I'm scared of the damn thing! Just throw it away! Please?!" They both laugh at me, and finally my manager throws it in the trash.
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One of my best friends goes into Box Armor and his co-workers and then box each other.
I work at Game Stop....everday is a hoot. Customers come in and ask the funniest questions.
Wedding is in October. And I'm going to be a dad. Super excited.
Well i think i have 1 funny guy i can think of.
Back when i was in year 10 at school, some odd 7 years ago, i had this friend, he was emo-ish so yer he got picked on a bit but he was still a friend, the story is, there was this time me and my friends were sitting down in the corner where we usually do and the friend was sitting on the exterior to the wall so a "douche" came up behind him and slapped him in the back of the head, at this point in time i forgot to tell you he had a sausage roll in his hand smothered with sauce. i guess my friend just lost it at that point because the "douche" had gotten about 30 metres away when he threw the sausage roll and got him smack bang direct hit in the head, it exploded all over the "douche" and he was covered in sauce and meat. The funniest thing though was that he never annoyed him again after that.
he was quite strange.....
Last edited by Sparda; 06-16-2009 at 03:24 AM.
I worked part-time at a comic shop, and the only thing that scared me is the employer. He even had strange little kids arranging the comics on the shelves and preparing the drinks everyday. Did he even care about their school time? He should, since they apparently were still in lower elementary, that's what I thought. But, it turned out that they're not going to school because they prefer comics. (What bloody parent would accept that excuse?!)
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Funniest one for me at school was when my old English teacher gave this speech about lids making their voices heard. This was at the time that England decided to follow America to war in Iraq. Anyway the next day there was an anti war protest by all the students that turned into a riot (well a riot for a small country village). The next day one of the students asked the english teacher if he thought the riot was his fault. He refused to answer.
Scarist one at work was when I was the civils and one of my colleagues put a shovel through an electric cable. It blew the end of his shovel. Fortunately he was unhurt.
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