Lose your bacon.

[Petrol Gas]

For some reason you have 5 gallons of fully cooked bacon.

What do you do with your bacon?

Keep in mind that if you don't get rid of it, it will go bad.

[OminousCloud]

I'd bring it home!

Erm probably eat some, give away the majority.

[Wolfwood]

i'd try to rebuild the piggy ^^

[Datenshi]

I'd bury it in my yard and start a garden, maybe grow some vegetables and eat that.

[Eris]

Destroy it before any poor people see it!

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Refill a bacon dispenser.

Also, I don't endorse this because it involves feeding my enemies, but I'm throwing it out there anyway. http://bayimg.com/image/eamknaaba.jpg (NSFW, NSFV)

[Eris]

Also, I don't endorse this because it involves feeding my enemies, [...]

It could be a positive thing if you feed your enemies bacon and not give them anything to drink. In that case: Give it to the poor.

[DOOM!]

Unpress the button to not recieve bacon?

[Sanosuke23]

... What kind of bacon?

[MidnightMayonaka]

i would eat some, give away some, then scarf the rest down my boyfriends throut XD

[Dr. Evil]

Eat some, give rest to friends...

[JIMBO.]

I dont like bacon, I have square sausage instead.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

-Tilts my head, blinking- Five whole gallons of bacon, huh?

More than likely, I'd probably just cook it right up and have it delivered as something of a gift on my part to my mother's church on Easter Sunday. Always lots of hungry people there in the morning, to be sure.

[Beast]

Eat until my heart gets numb then I'll give away the rest and sleep off what I ate =D

[niKopol]

Are these 5 gallons weight or space? How dare you use a measurement for liquids with solids. Cause it could be the difference between one of these bad boys and a kosher nightmare. Possibly a heart attack too.

[Capernicus]

Weird thread. o_o

Uhhhh...I would invite friends over and have a eatover/sleepover. But after all that bacon, it might be a comaover.

[Memento Mori]

I'd have an eating contest with seven friends in front of homeless people.

[SSDynamite]

I'd make some spaghetti to go with it. Then I'd eat some, share some and throw away any leftovers... seems the most rashernal thing to do

XD get it? rashernal

[sa5m]

Cook it all up and CURE WORLD HUNGER!!!

Okay, maybe not world hunger, but city-wide hunger?

[Petrol Gas]

... What kind of bacon?

Strips of bacon! Pan fried with the grease drained off. I suppose if you managed to obtain that grease by the same means you obtained this bacon, you could also decide what to do with that.

Are these 5 gallons weight or space? How dare you use a measurement for liquids with solids. Cause it could be the difference between one of these bad boys and a kosher nightmare. Possibly a heart attack too.

Gallons is a measure of volume not weight. You can imagine a five gallon bucket completely packed with bacon, or five one gallon jugs of bacon. Either way, this is a considerable amount of bacon.

I'd have an eating contest with seven friends in front of homeless people.

This may not be enough friends to eat all of the bacon! If you each ate a pound (a horrendous amount of bacon) or two even, there would still be more than enough bacon for the homeless people.

 

I don't mean to criticize your choice, just to give some perspective for all those people who plan to eat it alone.

[JIMBO.]

you know what I hate more than bacon.......Gamon

[Howling Star]

Go to africa and gather everyone up. And then eat it all myself. And let them watch !! Naah I probably give some to some poort countries in africa and asia. And the south and north pole ofcourse. I'm gonna save polar bears! And penguins!

[JIMBO.]

since its easter give it to the jews lest we forget

[BDNguyen]

I've never had bacon, is it good? I hear it's unhealthy though.

[None of the above]

Since we are already talking about a massive amount of bacon, there should also be involved amassive amount of fat.

Answer: Soap. Can not expire.