How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

[Kojack]

Circumstances:

Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combating experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

• You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
• There are no weapons or foreign objects
• Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
• The children are merciless and will show no fear
• If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

It seems I can take 25 of them. I'd have no problem using them as weapons against each other~

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAND!?!

[Konata Izumi]

14. .__.

[Eris]

Quiz said 29. But probably a lot more.

[Amray The II]

I surrender. Firstly because the quiz bored me and I did not want to make an account. Secondly because if there were girls then I would surrender no matter the consequence or just let them win (being dominated by lots of Loli's would be great for my person), and thirdly beating up children does not reflect a victorious aura about you.

[Magelation]

22.

@Kajiwara
There's a small link at the bottom saying "No thanks, take me to my quiz results" when they ask you to make an account.

[SSDynamite]

Aha, 23! XD
But this reminds me of when me and my friend were waiting at the bus station and these 5 kids were running around trying to kill each other. All the little ones ganged up on the big one and brought him down! We were like ._.
Especially at the gawky kid with glasses, he fought dirty.

[amadorhi]

28. But if I got mad enough that number would prolly be in the 40s

[Happi Giraffe!]

pfft, none. im a lover, not a fighter.

 

and being the weakling that i am would have something to do with it, too 0_0

and then i took the quiz...

12. 12 little munchkins.

[Acnologia]

31

Damn right.

[Jimbow]

25 :o

[Lady Edani]

about 30, until they start biting..

[Ryushin]

about a whole country of those little bastards

[chiizu]

probably about 2 or 3. considering how small I am in reality.....

The quiz said I can take about 24 though....

[rikumi]

Me = Honest.
The quiz said,

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

Yea, I doubt that. Why would a former gangster even take on five-year-old kids? They're nothing without teddies & loli-sticks. Besides, girls like me are meant to be nourishing. I protect, not butt'em.

[KuroTan]

It tells me 21. It looks like I have nothing to fear when I stroll past the local kindergarten.

[Howling Star]

25 But I think in real life. I could sqaush them like bugs. I mean they can't do damage they can only make you tired. I lately had to go to a sort of school with 5 year old kids lol. It was for school. And well remember. Those kids don't know team work. They might even start fighting each other.

[Celes Victoria]

25...

[Eris]

25 But I think in real life. I could sqaush them like bugs. I mean they can't do damage they can only make you tired. I lately had to go to a sort of school with 5 year old kids lol. It was for school. And well remember. Those kids don't know team work. They might even start fighting each other.

Agreed, and if they are in such numbers that it's hard to fight them, they will start making collateral damage to themselves.

[Jakiao]

32. Using one of the children as a weapon is perfectly acceptable. Using two children at the same time is all the better!

[Saint Seiya]

This quiz result is so wrong, it says i can take on 23 kids..
im pretty sure i can take half a 5 yr old -_-

[Gjallarhorn]

25. But I feel they underestimate both my stamina, and my resolve to kill 5 year olds.

[Pseudonym]

18... As if.

I bet when I'm faced with the real thing, I probably won't get pass 5 or 6 of them max. :/

[Eris]

25. But I feel they underestimate both my stamina, and my resolve to kill 5 year olds.

They also underestimate the simplicity of killing a 5 year old. Pick up, turn upside down, smash head first into ground. Takes 2 seconds; rinse, repeat. If your arms get tired, you can kick some in the face.

[Twig Ee]

24 haha i could take more if i had my bow or escrima sticks then i would pwn