I am so manly

[Dxon]

I am so manly, I use whiskey bombs or molotovs to take care of the leaves in autumn. To hell with raking.

That ones new to me.

I'm so manly, I'm watching a strongman contest on TV in my underwear whilst drinking cool beer.

[KuroTan]

I'm so manly that my post is going to push this thread to the closing point.

[Dxon]

I'm so manly that my post is going to push this thread to the closing point.

That's not manly. Manly is only manly if it affects yourself in a bad way.
But doesn't matter since I'm so manly #2 will probably pop up anyway.

[Dr. Hax]

That ones new to me.

I'm so manly, I'm watching a strongman contest on TV in my underwear whilst drinking cool beer.

Making those things are so simple:

-Bottle of whiskey
-Rag
-Lighter

Instructions:

-Place rag halfway into opened new bottle of whiskey.
-Light rag on fire while holding the bottle. DO NOT HOLD THE NECK OF THE BOTTLE!!!
-Throw a far distance away from you
-Get arrested for arson, at the very least.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail

[Gjallarhorn]

I am so manly, Weezer's "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" was written in tribute to me.

[SigmaSD]

I'm so manly that I don't need a body spray to attract women.
I'm so manly that I've posted so many stupid things on this thread three times, and no one has commented on anything I've said.

[Missy]

Closed for length.