I am so manly

[Eris]

I'm so manly, I'm watching a strongman contest on TV in my underwear whilst drinking cool beer.

How manly are you?

[The Governator]

I'm not as manly as you Eris, I'm wearing a T-shirt with a robot on (and other clothing), my hair is styled and I'm listening to 30 Seconds To Mars.

So, I'm as manly as a emo boy.

[Amray The II]

Despite being male I am not extremely manly. Although I am manly where all men should be manly. I have a slim build, wear trendy clothes (including pink ones), drink wine, have a pink phone, and am quite small. I have been called cute many a time though..not usually what is said to a manly man but why should I care? I am hugged lots and stared at....which is not always good I have to say..

[Kaitou Ace]

Well I was honing and cleaning my sword collection this morning. High carbon steel needs to be cleaned regularly in order to prevent rust. They are sharp pointy things that you can stick other people with, so that ought to count.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

I'm so manly, that I drop a backpack filled with heavy books on my groin.

[Eris]

Well I was honing and cleaning my sword collection this morning. High carbon steel needs to be cleaned regularly in order to prevent rust. They are sharp pointy things that you can stick other people with, so that ought to count.

That counts, everything involving some sort of metal craft or steel is manly. Especially welding. Fire is also manly, which makes forging super manly.

[Amray The II]

Is staying up and awake throughout a majority of the night, playing "Poker" and drinking alcohol manly?

[Eris]

Is staying up and awake throughout a majority of the night, playing "Poker" and drinking alcohol manly?

Of course it is. All forms of self destructive behavior and unwarranted risk are inherently manly. Especially

[Amray The II]

Of course it is. All forms of self destructive behavior and unwarranted risk are inherently manly. Especially

In that case then, you may call me "Mr. Six-Pack". I would have said Eight-pack although I think that they look quite ugly.

[Petrol Gas]

Well, this morning I woke up on fire. That's how my alarm wakes me up. But, fortunately because I am so manly, I put it out with my thoughts only. Then I preceded to wrestle five steel plated mechanical bears across a pit of boiling oil without getting burned. Then for breakfast I ate the skulls of a tribe of Native Americans I ruthlessly slaughtered. Followed by putting on my clothes and drinking a beer.

I proceeded to watch two games of football before the sun rose. Then I came on the internet via a linux hack of my Nintendo DS which I programmed in binary ten minutes before I logged on.

[Eris]

Petrol: You are manly because of your name. Your name is flammable. It's manly because it relates to fire, explosions and cars.

[Kojack]

I'm so manly, I'm participating in a strongman contest balancing on a TV completely nude whilst brewing my own beer.

[Rem Nightfall]

If you have to prove yourself manly by doing useless and pathetic stuff then you aren't manly at all.
You are just pathetic. You don't need to be a strong man to be a manly, you don't need to sit in your underwear to be manly.
And sitting in your underwear is something of your own business and shouldn't be shared with anyone.

[Kojack]

If you have to prove yourself manly by doing useless and pathetic stuff then you aren't manly at all.
You are just pathetic. You don't need to be a strong man to be a manly, you don't need to sit in your underwear to be manly.
And sitting in your underwear is something of your own business and shouldn't be shared with anyone.

I manly-ly disagree with you while performing bicep curls with explosives for weights.

[Eris]

If you have to prove yourself manly by doing useless and pathetic stuff then you aren't manly at all.
You are just pathetic. You don't need to be a strong man to be a manly, you don't need to sit in your underwear to be manly.
And sitting in your underwear is something of your own business and shouldn't be shared with anyone.

Of course it is, that is the very essence of manliness.. If I'm sitting in my underwear, that is everybody's business. If you don't want to know stuff you don't want to know, you shouldn't be on the interwebs. It is the pinnacle of disturbing images you'll never be able to unsee. Ever.

 

Way to have aspberger's syndrome. This entire thread is a blatant parody of the very manly stereotypes you are accusing us of.

[Rem Nightfall]

Of course it is, that is the very essence of manliness.. If I'm sitting in my underwear, that is everybody's business. If you don't want to know stuff you don't want to know, you shouldn't be on the interwebs. It is the pinnacle of disturbing images you'll never be able to unsee. Ever.

 

Way to have asperger's syndrome. This entire thread is a blatant parody of the very manly stereotypes you are accusing us of.

I was just stating that is your business. And just because it is the internet doesn't mean you have to stoop down to the naive people's level.


Right the very essence of manliness, acting like a pig...okay you're right.

[OLD ACCOUNT WORKS AGAIN]

I think I am probably the most manly person there is. Just ask my Hello Kitty.

[Buruku]

I just put a pizza in the oven, and I was really close to a hot (dangerous) stove. That's how manly I am.

Also, lol @ Rem for not getting the joke.

[Gjallarhorn]

I have a beard.

It's +50 ATK against bears.

[Eris]

I have a beard.

It's +50 ATK against bears.

Ah, but is it a UNIX beard? That gives you a 100% immunity against computer trouble, but 5% probability of getting put in Guantanamo for looking like you're in Al Quida, and a -10 penalty on all rolls related to getting laid. Manliness is not affected.

[pfftlecakes]

I just put a pizza in the oven, and I was really close to a hot (dangerous) stove. That's how manly I am.

Also, lol @ Rem for not getting the joke.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure if that counts. You're in the kitchen, cooking pizza... for your man? I think all of those fall under responsibility of the woman. By now, you should know how to use an oven and/or stove! Next time you'll know to use oven mitts. Live and learn!

If maybe you were cooking grizzly bear over an open camp fire after just having fought it to the death...

[Kojack]

If maybe you were cooking grizzly bear over an open camp fire after just having fought it to the death...

Only if you are holding the bear carcass in one hand and the fire in another.

But then again, the manliest of men would eat it raw only to continue the fight in the form of organs vs food poisoning. The food poisoning would be poisoned by the overdose of manliness.

[Petrol Gas]

I am so manly I am not afraid of the dark.

[SSDynamite]

I'm so manly I cough like a man! *manly cough*

[MissAstaire]

I'm so manly I cough like a man! *manly cough*

And talk like a man! And spit like a man! -hawks loogie-