Last night my cousin and i were in the kitchen and funny enough half the things we said to each other were backward or completely wrong. I think the best one was after hunching over in laughter i looked up at her and said "me wee neek". Translation "me knee week" (patois) or "my knee is week" (english). Then we burst out in laughter all over again.This one isn't even so funny. The others are in patois and i don't think i can translate it and still keep the joke of it.What's yours?