Okay, I know there is another quote thread but I thought I'd make a more specific quote thread where the quotes could actually be conversations. Anyways, what are your favorite FUNNY quotes.
They can be long quotes too.
Here are mine.
These are from ilikewaxingowls from youtube. They are from his Silent Hill parody series called "Noisy Hill"
1. In my restless dreams, I dream that I am eating a giant marshmallow. But then I awake and I realize that you’re smothering me with your favorite pillow.
2. My name is James, but you can just call me James. It’s short for James.
3.
A: There’s no point in beating about the bush
J: Yeah, bushes never deserve to be beaten
4.
A: Well, have you seen my twin anywhere?
J: What does your twin look like?
A: …Like me. Oh! There she is! She always copies me when I look in the mirror
5.
J: Oh I got a riddle! What’s crazy and called Angela?
A: I don’t know, goodbye
J: You!
6.
J: I have a chainsaw in my pocket, do you want to see it?
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