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Make men sleep on couch?
How do you feel about women making men sleep on the couch?I heard a wife yesterday threaten her husband with that and thought_1.lol_2.thats not fair....who is she the bed master?What do you guys think?
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It doesn't make sense.
The guy does it for smex,even though his wife is very mad at him.Why is sleeping on the couch gonna make him say I'm sorry.I'd say step outside, and you know what I'm not gonna bake you a cake.
This also comes from a Technosexual's point of view BTW.
I honestly find the couch more comfortable. and if the women is mad, if I was the husband, I'd feel a lot safer on the couch. For she don't "accidentally" hit you. And you're not "accidentally" in the hospital.
In all fairness, some couches are pretty comfortable. It's benches you want to avoid.
well, what gets me is when the man owns the house (or pays the greater majority of the bills) , and his wife tells him where to sleep..in his house. HIS house. if a woman told me that, in my house, i would tell her to go sleep on the curb. or in the neighbor's yard, with the pitbulls. unless she is beyonce..or some really hot, rich chick. but then, if it were someone like beyonce, i'd be wanting her to take care of me; not the other way around. xD
i guess if she does a lot of housework, has a job, she's good in the place that you are being kicked out of..and you have children..or maybe just the third thing alone..she has the right to ground you to the couch. in that case, i would obey. or plead for mercy.
There's a trick to that. Buy a couch more comfortable than your bed. Problem solved.
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alright, if any woman ever tried to make me sleep on the couch IN MY HOUSE or kick me out OF MY HOUSE, the relationship/marriage/whatever would be over right there and then... (and by MY HOUSE i mean either mine or ours).
if we had children, i'd simply ignore her and lie in the bed (for the sake of children) and have HER take the legal action if she really really wants that... which i highly doubt.
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I never understood why the whole sleep on the couch thing. It sure does contradict the "man of the house" thing. So, "man of the house", "woman of the bed"? How is sleeping on a couch such punishment? Sleep alone, you get all the room, and you can do whatever there. Only drawback is I guess sex?
Pssssh......this is such a dumb sitcom cliche.
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only thing is, you'll be missing the woman in that equation. if she's a nagging old hag who doesn't do "anything", anyway, then sure! good plan! or, if you're an old, lonely fart who will grow up to be an even lonelier fart, like Xero, then who cares! but..if neither of those are the case for you...Originally Posted by Xero XIII
No-one's making me sleep on the couch. I'd go in the double bed, regardless.
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Easy to solve. Seduce her and make her eat Aqua dots and make her sleep on the couch. Problem solved.
I think the more pressing concern is why the woman in question is so upset as to deprive herself of sex... which could either be a testament to a) just how upset she truly is, or b) her lack of enjoyment of the physical act of love (as General Ripper would put it). Or maybe she's just independent.
That may indicate that more troubling matters are afoot. But I suppose if I was angry or upset at someone, having sex with them would be awfully awkward, anyway. "Oh, that's wonderful. But I still hate you until tomorrow." On the other hand, maybe those unspent emotions can be turned into passion.
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Dippin' dots work better.They help the digestive system.
It's CUTE murder.
I see you did not understand my joke. Aqua dots is a toy that contains the Date rape drug. Aka kids were eating them and slipping into coma's. So basically slip these to your wife and she will be out of it.Dippin' dots work better.They help the digestive system.
It's CUTE murder.
I've seen the commercial.I guess I have to explain real quick.At Six Flags some kids were choking on them because they were "too rough".It was on my news station for three days.
It's important to note that it would probably at this point be easier to go buy Ecstasy at this point. The ones that are still sold are the ones that don't turn into Ecstasy in your stomach due to shoddy Chinese manufacturing methods.
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Ok well i don't want to kill her, i just want her to go into coma. Nuff said.
Whoever is at fault gets to sleep on the couch, but also, if you don't feel like dealing with any of it, you can instead get the couch.
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She can sleep on the couch, why must I?
I think one sexless night is survivable.
Then again to avoid this, don't do something to anger your wife.
I do like the couch in my house though.
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This is very true. If the wife does all the housework PLUS has a job PLUS raises your children, she has every right to kick your butt to the couch. ONLY if she has a valid reason to though. But even if she doesn't, don't argue, because that will only piss her off even more and chances are you'll be callin' that couch home for the next week. If the reason is dumb and stupid and not logical, just humour her. Sleep on the couch and hope that she'll get lonely and see the error of her ways and then ask you to come back to bed. And then you win. Cos you get to make up. XD
But even so, I say get a very comfortable couch. Not all women will cave so easily.
It's not a matter of sex, it's a matter of not wanting to share such limited space with someone you are angry/upset at.
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Ok, i don't really know what to say here XD. I think it really depends on the wife's position (if she takes care of the house and this kids deal). If she's rightfully within power and the man did something deserving of it maybe. But because i wasn't sure i asked my boyfriend, being a male, how he felt about it. His response, "When i was in Universality i slept on the couch a lot. It was comfy as anything XD". So is it really a punishment at all? o.o Doesn't sound like a horrible experience to me.
I don't mind sleeping on the couch sometimes. Especially when the temperature of her butt and feet drop below freezing >.O
If she's the one with a problem, she can go sleep on the couch. Women kicking men out of their bed should have died when sleeping in different beds did.
Feet I can understand, but in all the times I've slept next to people for whatever reason I have never experienced a cold butt. What the hell.
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