Obvious ones outta the way:
-why are black boards green?
-why are lions called "king of the jungle" if they only live in the savanna?
-where in the world was Carmen San Diego?
-who cares?
-why does a giant robot need a laser sword?
-why is it that if you can't go big, you have to go home?
-what if you don't have a home?
-If you can't stand the heat, why don't you just turn the oven off?
-why are you in the oven in the first place?
-If the proof's always in the pudding, why didn't they ever find out who Jack the Ripper was?
-Why is it so hard to figure out why those kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
-how can you see taste? I thought they were two different senses...
-why do so many of the guys on here have female avatars and sigs?
-what's so great about being androgenous?
- If you are about to die from surgery, and you eat an apple, is the doctor really going to stay away and let you die?
-what happens if you eat an orange?
or a lemon?
what about grapes? or broccoli?
- Why is it that if you have gold, you make the rules?
-what gold?
-rules for what?
- what happens if someone else has the exact same amount of gold as you, who makes the rules?
-who made up this rule? Did they have gold?
- If all you need to be fully dressed is a smile, then why is it that if I walk into a public area with no pants, why do I get arrested?
- Think about it: does anyone really care what you think?
- When's the last time you gave yourself a hug?
- If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, what's the road to heaven paved with, bad intentions? If I go out, try to kill my neighbor, but accidentally kill the man trying to kill him already, then do I go to heaven, no questions asked?
- Does anyone really care if your puns were intended or not?
- why is it that if I'm trying to fool you, I'm trying to pull a peice of wool over your eyes while simultaneously trying to yank a chain around your neck, while pulling your leg and at the same time dressing you up as a clown and feeding you a piece of bologna? If it's that complicated, then how can anyone get fooled anymore?
- Why is it that if you're going to hell, you have to be in a handbasket? Seems pretty inefficient...unless....OF COURSE! GIANT, DEMONIC HANDBASKETS!
- if two people tie at something, it's no longer lonely at the top, is it?
- What's better, jokes or riddles?
- were knock-knock jokes ever that funny?
- Who's there!? I'll shoot you!!!
- What happens if you throw a landmine at somebody, and in midair, you shoot it so it activates?
- Since when do punches go "THWACK!!!" If that happened to one of my punches, I'd seriously worry about my mental health...
- Would you rather have a mild headache, or dizziness, drowsiness, gas, oily discharge, loose stools, sudden loss of sight, insomnia, hyperactivity, fainting, and arthritis?
- Why can't wood chucks chuck wood?
- Do satanists have to swear on the bible in court? What about atheists?
- Why is it that if I leave you out of an activity, you're automatically cold?
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