[SGI News] Homeless Woman Lived In Man's Closet For A Year

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TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

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Cops & Robbers Break Into The Same Home
FOR a burglar, being chased by the police is one thing. But finding them already there when you jemmy open the window just doesn't seem fair.

That was the shock awaiting a couple of thieves who staged a midnight raid on a Melbourne house last week.

But the police weren't waiting for them - in fact, they were no less surprised.

The Melton property was allegedly being used for growing hydroponic cannabis, and the detectives were on a raid to arrest the resident, a man in his 20s.

The startled burglars fled, but were caught a couple of days later, said Det Sen-Sgt Paul Cassidy, of Melton CIU.

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Donkey Free After Doing Three Days Jail Time
A DONKEY has been freed from a jail after three days in the can for kicking and biting two men.

Mexican TV showed showed Blacky the donkey eating from a bucket after three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances, the Associated Press reported.

Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of the southern state of Chiapas.

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Wow, It's been a real long time since I've done one of these. Basically I've had so many stories now compared to the old days, combined with work I haven't been able to find the time or will to post more. I'm trying to get back to doing a weekly dose of SGI news, hopefully with more wacky stories to entertain and provoke thought.

So enjoy.

[Souji Seta]

I've read these news articles before. The one I couldn't believe is the woman who lived in a closet for a year without being detected. I was laughing after I read the whole article.

[Amray]

That closet woman has my respect. They should train her as an assassin.

[Eris]

I think the woman in the closet thing has happened before. I remember reading about a man living in a blind woman's closet some years ago. Of course, it could just be an urban legend.

[Amray]

This closet thing is extreme. I would not be suprised if a middle-aged man had been reported opening his wardrobe to find a lion and a witch.

[Naraku.]

Either that woman was too smart or that man was too dumb. I'm thinking both. Wow...so not only Harry Potter lives in a closet! She even took showers...wow!

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

That's incredible. I feel bad for the guy... but I really respect the ninja skills of the woman XD! I wonder if anything like that has happened over here in the states before.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

@SGI: Needs more Podcast.

[Pix the Skull Kid]

I've just got one thing to say to the girl in the closet one.

She should become a ninja.

I believe my reason is self explanitory.

[Drifter Uk]

those robbers sound like they have my sorta luck

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

I can't stay in one spot for more than a second, let alone an entire year!! That women has my sympathy and my respect 0.0 I guess you can call me, "never sits still."

[Sanosuke23]

I would let her stay, damn. She lived in a drawer for a year undetected! Keep her on as a roommate/housekeeper/personal assassin! She seems to be fairly trustworthy, I mean doesn't look like she tried to take anything besides food.

Those robbers have awful surveillance skills, damn.

Finally, lol donkey.

[Brewmaster]

Lol @ the women in the closet.I kinda don't believe the man didn't know she was there.I mean someone lives in your closet for a year?! O_O
Jesus that man must be dumb or blind :O
And i also ROFLED about the donkey that was in jail!That one was hilarious!

[Chocobo]

O.o;;

The woman in the closet reminds me of a chainmail I got several years ago.

One day a husband and wife went out to eat, leaving their 6 and 7 year old daughter with a teenage babysitter. After putting the kids to sleep, the babysitter calls the parents.

Babysitter: "Hey, can I put this statue of a clown in your closet, it's really freaking me out."
Parents: "A statue of a clown?"
Babysitter: "Yeah, it looks a lot like a human, it's really creeping me out a lot."
Parents: "Go upstairs and get the kids, call the police, and leave the house, okay?"

The babysitter ran upstairs, got the kids, came back downstairs and called the police. Several minutes later the police arrived, and walked out of the house with the small clown "statue." The clown was a midget that would pose as a clown every night until the parents went to be, then would go upstairs and play with the children in the middle of the night.

Anyway, not really a good relevance, but it just reminded me of it.

[Inactive Account 0061]

So THATS why my pizza was gone this morning!

[Brewmaster]

So THATS why my pizza was gone this morning!

Lmao i have the same thing of meat disappearing and other stuff.o_O Woot ill go check the closets!

[Datenshi]

I used to be a homeless person living in my parent's house, I wonder if that counts. I'd sneak out of my room after everyone goes to work and secretly eat stuff from the refrigerator... then I'd log on to 2channel the whole day and sneak back to my room at night.

[blueangel06661]

The top of the closet!! ^-^ It used to be my favorite hiding place when I was a kid during the classic 'hide and go seek'

None of my friends could ever find me up there. No matter how many times they opend the closet door. :3 Props for the woman for finding that out xD

[Amray]

I'm still trying to imagine what the landowner was thinking at the time he found out she was in their for a whole year. If I were to open my closet to find a somene in there and who had remained their for a year I would be pretty shocked and amazed that I did not even realise. And from where my closet is she could see EVERYTHING that I go on. That's a scarey thought. I hope she likes Hentai.

[Dxon]

That closet woman has my respect. They should train her as an assassin.

She's japanese. I say a ninja! ^-^ They are assassins and more.

[lynne88]

I've just got one thing to say to the girl in the closet one.

She should become a ninja.

I believe my reason is self explanitory.

She could go to the bathroom and flush while the man was home and not be detected?