Hail!
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/* Introduction */
:: Wandering around in the wildernes of the forum, a large, slimey being, wielding a large hammer, finds its way into the 'Introduce yourself' thread ::
I present to you; a Klakz.
/* What is a Klakz? */
Klakz is a keyboard-slapped-made alias, invented by a peculiar individual. Klakz as a persona is an emotionless Troll Overlord. It wields a humongous, stone hammer which is stained by the blood of it's victims; these victims are anyone who takes any form of bait which Klakz may lay down at any given moment. Of course, the hammer is only a metaphor for something far more damaging; trickies.
Though large and menacing, this troll lacks an actual physical body. Instead, it appears in sight through the use of words. These words are often used to exploit naive pray and tricking them into doing actions they often would try to avoid.
/* Fun-Facts about Klakz */
- Klakz is genderless
- Klakz has no set age. It can be young, it can be old
- Klakz is from the kingom known as Trolladious, but currently lives in England
- Klakz will express opinions freely. Expect them
- Klakz is not a bully
- Klakz knows when enough is enough
- Klakz is often misunderstood
- Klakz likes to play silly little mind games**
- Klakz is for some reason speaking in the third person
/* What Klakz can offer */
Klakz can offer entertainment; to laugh with, or to laugh at. It can also offer great friendship, but at a cost; the person must be extremely open minded and expect the most random conversations ever imagined.
/* Closure */
To end this introduction, here is a personal message from Klakz:
:: The troll figure blows the Horn of Trolladious :: ~ "WAAGGHHH!!"
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** For the ones still reading, and for whomever noticed the double-asterisk next to 'playing mind games', here is a more realistic introduction:
My alias is Klakz and I enjoy being random. Despite labelling myself a troll, I am friendly and only appear to be a meanie if you cannot understand my dry, bitter, ironic, British sense of humour.
I found AF by pure chance; I usually HATE public chat rooms (perv-honey pots, whiney emo kids, bad spelling and grammar, liars, trolls, silly little teens, etc. The list is almost endless), but I stumbled across the AF chat and after a few minutes of talking, I found some really interesting people I wanted to stay and talk to.
I have been talking/'trolling' in there the last few days, and decided to make an account to get interacting with the forumers as well.
I am looking forward to my stay, and I hope you all enjoy me being here.
- Klakz
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Originally Posted by Myrra
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It's nice to meet you and have you here, have fun and enjoy your stay with us. PM me anytime if you need a friend or just someone to chat with. See you later. 
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