Whats the dumbest question you ever heard.

[Eikoseisui]

Some lady at my old job asked "Am I allowed to take a straw for my drink?" Nawwww, they're just there to help make the place look pretty.

[qG.Shogun]

When we where driving home from vacantion i got the follow question.

Girlfriend "Whats that?"
Me "A Church"
Girlfriend "What kind of church"
Me "A big church"

She didnt like it very well but her parents did.

[kaori_tenshi]

"Does toilet paper expire?"

...I just shook my head at that one and afterwords laughed.

[~Akino Kiritani~]

One of many stupid questions I've heard, but the only one I can think of at the moment.
I was like lying down on one of our couchs watching tv, and my dad comes up and asks "Are you asleep?" My eyes were clearly open,too. So I was like "Yeah, are you?"... Then he glared at me...

[Nariko]

"Are you a girl?"
"I'm a man. A MANLY man."
"But you adjusted your bra strap."
"I SAID I'M A MAN!"
"..."

>_>; Someone asked me at this one time what she can buy for a dollar in a dollar store.

[SuXrys]

Well, some of the most stupid questions must be when you are crying and someone ask you "are you o.k?". >_> Alright, I know that they are just asking that because they care but, heheh, still. The "are you alright/ok" question when its so obvious that you are not is dumb anyway.^.^ Then its better to just asking "what has happend" or something like that instead.

[Crippe]

One time in school our new teacher asked us if we knew what you have to do start your own company.
What she didn't notice what that all the answers where written on the board behind her.
We all looked at her for a while then one of my friends said "look behind you..."

that made me laugh ^_^

[sa5m]

"Do deer lay eggs?"

And she was totally serious too.

[OnlineBeggarDude]

the dumbest question I ever heard is "Whats the dumbest question you ever heard?" ha! joke!

[Alicaryn Silentread]

Two more I'd like to add that happen right here in our very own AF chat room.
One happened like five minutes ago.

Someone asked: "wat do u do here? i dont kno wat 2 do"

 

It's a chat room. DUH. You chat.

...And then the stupidest of them all: "Shikamaru/Hinata/Peroth/Neji: are u a bot?"

 

DUH.

[Kawairashii hikari]

One of the dumbest questions I've heard is when my friend asked me, "So bananas grow on bushes right? And strawberries grow off of trees?"

Not the dumbest but close to it. I can't actually remember the dumbest question that I've heard.

[broken_white_roses]

i was working at the library when it happened...this is just sad....
woman: my computer just blacked out, how do i fix it?
me: oh its probably just out of power. you should charge it.
woman: *face brightens* oh okay......wait where do i put my credit card?
@[email protected]?

[Beast]

Alright, heres another that happened recently. I was somewhat innocently walking to my friends place, listening to my music and looking at the ground 6 feet in front of me. About 25-30 feet from where I was you could see the intersection, this street was intersecting with the highway. So this car pulls up next to me, this guy sticks his head out of the window, I SWEAR on my life he was driving UI, that slurr in his voice and glazed eyes. Asks me how to get to the highway. With a total serious face while he said that. I didn't laugh, wanted to, I was all serious and pointed him in the exact same direction he was driving in. He caught his own stupidity on that one. He said a couple words I'm not allowed to repeat here.


~Lol

[Khanxay]

One guy asked how to unlock Metaknight on Brawl once.

Not a dumb question but now I have starting answering questions in stupid ways. If they ask a "how did you do that" question (Usually math but I apply this to everything), I answer "Very carefully."

[~Rose~]

This dude try to return a stereo and we said 'No' because there was coke spilled all over it. So the dude ask to see the manger and the manger said 'No' again. Now the dude is very mad. Then he asks ' What is the number to 1-800-Wal-Mart'. I am like you are the biggest idiot in the world.

[Kojack]

Grade 11: girl asked how Australians don't fall off the Earth. Teacher tried his best but couldn't hold in the laugh.

[Pix the Skull Kid]

Friend: Wanna look at my ring?!
Me: You're not wearing a ring..

Someone: Someone told me your a witch.
Me: Yean, so?
Someone: OMG so you really are a witch?!
Me: ... Didn't I JUST say that??
Someome: So you like, cast spells and turn people to frogs?!
Me.. NO! -thinking- idiot...

Friend: What's a noob?

>_> there's more but I cant think of any..

[Yujiro Hanma]

I was talking to a girl a few months ago and she goes "we're in south america, right?"

umm no

[Sagat]

During grenade refresher training during annual individual battle task standard training:

Cpl T: Now, holding the grenade with the handle held firmly down by your fingers grab the pin with your other hand and pull the grenade away, not the other way around. After that, pull your hand to your waist, open your fingers and throw the grenade.

(General murmuring of agreement, few people asking about how grenades act in cold weather, Cpl T. answering)

A minute later..

Pte W: What do we do if we drop the grenade?

Cpl T: What do you mean, like you just drop it? Pick it up, it's not a threat until the ..

Pte W: I mean if you pulled the pin and you drop it

Cpl T: ..... Uh ... You freaking run..? What else would you do..?

Pte W: Oh .. I wasn't sure..

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HOW COULD YOU NOT BE SURE WHAT TO DO

GOD

[Beast]

-Was attempting roller blading at a rink for the first time with a few friends, and I'm wobbly as hell on those things- Stranger comes up

Stranger: First time skating?

Me: Nope! Testing these things for slip resistance


Dumb-censored-!!!

[Drifter Uk]

i was talking to one of my friends over msn once and he asked me ' is your computer connected to the internet'
i cant remeber how i replied, but i know it was quite abusive

[BlackRoseBud]

A time when someone was dizzy or unconscious and then they recover awhile later, then they say ''What happened?''. I'm 1000% sure that was the dumbest question I heard, that question makes me sick...

[MoroDashi]

Okay well let's see.. Probably: "Hey Lana, what's your name?" And yes name is my name. I said: "Hey, Amy, is your name Amy?" (the girl I was talking to was my friend Amy.) Also this: I was lining up at the Two dollar shop when a lady in front of my asked the counter-guy very seriously: "Um, I can't find where the two dollars are! Can you please tell me?" Now, this lady was like, 35-40. The counter-guy thought she was joking and said: "Hahahaha, it's behind the counter, would you like to look at them or buy 'em straight away?" I chuckled. The lady said: "Alright how much are they?" The counter-guy who was obviously an idot still thought she was joking and said: "They're 20 dollars. Pretty good. Usually other stores are 50 dollars!" She smiled and said "Okay. Here you go." The guy hesitiated and said: "You were joking right?" She said "YOU CALL YOURSELF A TWO DOLLAR SHOP? I'M NEVER BUYING HERE AGAIN! SOME THING'S HERE ARE 5 DOLLARS!" She walked off...

[Famahama]

In Arab, Mecca.

My father went to a peddler shop.
[Translated]
Dad: How long have you worked here
Peddler: 24 years
Dad: So how old are you?
Peddler: 20 years

O.o;; And the guy spoke Malay fluently!

[Higurashi_Fan_Jake1989]

In Arab, Mecca.

My father went to a peddler shop.
[Translated]
Dad: How long have you worked here
Peddler: 24 years
Dad: So how old are you?
Peddler: 20 years

O.o;; And the guy spoke Malay fluently!

Wow, now thats a hard worker right? XD
JK!
I honestly do not know what to say to that really...........