Whats the dumbest question you ever heard.

[Aki no iko]

No question really except for the continuously repeated, "Why?"

[Reniti]

There's always someone who says, "Where's the carnival on Rainbow Lane?"

XD You kind of get the idea...

[Red&Stiletto]

When I wear toe socks with flip flops or crazy layered shirts and people ask me "Are you really wearing that?" I usually respond "No. Its just a figment of your imagination and at any second I'll be in boring people cloths like you!!!"

Or

When I bake/write/draw/cook/ect. some and say "I made/cooked/ect. ya'll this for [insert reason here]." And then they eat/read/look/ect. at it and are like "Did you bake/write/draw/ect. this?" -_- That one really gets me.



~*Lady

[Ramona Flowers]

When I shaved my head I got alot of stupid questions, kids at school would ask ask,"Omg! You shaved your head?!?!" Just like that. o_o

"No, I can willfully sucks all my hair into my scalp when I get too hot."

I also got questions like, "Omg, are you a guy?"

I wouldn't even use words to respond to that, I'd just grab my already obvious boobs.

[EnneadNokonx]

One night, at a music venue in town, I told my friend that was with me (who was totally plastered, and in a drunken stupor, female) that I was going to the bathroom. I get to a urinal and start my business, when she comes strolling into this crowded restroom, and taps me on the shoulder, and says in a loud voice "HeY MaN! We ShoULd ToTALLy gO to WaFFLe HouSE! YEaH!....HeY mAn, What ARe you DoinG? PEEING?!" Do you feel my pain?

[Sanosuke23]

Oh boy, SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM!

I will just pick the best two.

In second place is Ai, with "Do you know where the shovel is in Silent Hill 2?" She spent like a week searching for that damn shovel. There is no shovel in Silent Hill 2.

Grand Champion has to go to my good friend whom I shall refer to as "Reno," with this gem:

We were walking to our respective homes one night and he turned to look at something, blurting out "What is that big bright thing in the sky?"

It was the moon.

[Kloud_Seven]

When I shaved my head I got alot of stupid questions, kids at school would ask ask,"Omg! You shaved your head?!?!" Just like that. o_o

"No, I can willfully sucks all my hair into my scalp when I get too hot."

I also got questions like, "Omg, are you a guy?"

I wouldn't even use words to respond to that, I'd just grab my already obvious boobs.

there is a such thing as man boobs.

[kaori_tenshi]

Whenever I draw something in art class people are like...DID YOU DRAW THIS?
Me in my head: OH NO, were only free drawing currently in art class..so I don't know...did I? xD

[Perpetual Specter]

When there are items which are free and someone asks how much they cost or what the price of them is. I've actually seen it happen.>_>

[Gizoku]

Haha a girl in my History class last year asked, "What country is China in?"
People gave her dirty looks, others laughed. xD It was pretty hilarious.

[demonplight]

This one has a story behind it.
I was to to ask a question...
I asked:
"Phill" "Yes" "Do you want these lockers in order?" "Surprise me."
That was a conversation between my self, and my boss. We put them in order.
The lesson, think before you ask a question because you have a radio.

[Inactive Account 0061]

must be when i broke my leg. You could actually see the bone stick out O_o. Then one of my friends figgin ask me ''Does it hurt?''

Who the butt ask about that when you can see the friggin bone stick out -__-

[.Lovebeat]

I haven't recieved a really dumb question, but my friend once went to my friend's boyfriend's birthday party and she asked "When is your birthday again?" XD.

Oh these questions are pretty stupid too:
*Phone rings*
Me: ...Hello? =___=
Friend: HEY! Are you awake?
Me: Take a guess.

If I'm not awake then maybe I shouldn't answer the call?

[███]

I work for the largest supermarket in Australia and I had a customer ask if we sell soft drink.

[Ramona Flowers]

there is a such thing as man boobs.

Nawh.. really? 0_o I had no idea ~sarcasm IF YOU CAN'T TELL~

[animereality]

"Press 'Any key'...wheres the 'any key'?"

Eh..I kidd >>

[IchigoKiss]

My friend asked me this question " Would you cry if I die? "
and I was like I told you a million times I would

[octobomb]

oh thats east
"i wonder if you can suck your own dick"
this is vulgar, funny, and stupid. XD

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[NinnaMoon]

How do you spell "at"??

Okay...that question blew my mind!! I felt dumb trying to explain it to her cuz who in their right mind forgets how to spell that word!!!

[Amray]

"i wonder if you can suck your own dick"

Tried it, it doesn't work.

When someone you don't even know and have never met before on the Internet asks if you are single. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA In their dreams!! ^_^

[Alicaryn Silentread]

I have two instances that I will mention. The first has to do with work. I work at place similar to chick-fil-A. ...We serve nothing but chicken. Buffalo Wings. Still chicken. A customer comes into the resturaunt:

Me: "Thank you for choosing Zaxbys, what can I get for you today?"
Customer: "Do you have hamburgers?"
Me: "....No sir, we sell chicken only."

The other instance. I'm talking to someone around here on AF and the conversation goes as follows:

Me: " So what's with the whole Darfur thing?"
Person: "It's mass genocide over there."
Me: "Ooooh. So Darfur's like, Euthanasia right?"
Person: "........I don't know if I can talk to you anymore after hearing you say that."
...I seriously thought Euthanasia was a country in Africa. ;_; I looked it up though, lol.

:x

[Legend Saber]

A grown adult once asked me, during idle chit-chat, "Isn't it strange how snow only falls during the Winter? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

After my initial "O_o" reaction, I had to hold in my laughter. I guess it was amusing enough, though.

[TheAsterisk!]

My favorite is when I ask a question, not necessarily relevant or important, and am answered with, "WHO CARES???!!!??"
Well...I do. Why else would I have asked, fool!
The whole, "How can you say such a thing?!?" phrase irritates me, too. "Observe! I'll say it again, just for you. Only through intense study of my techniques can you string these particular words together without your head imploding!"


I also love when I get asked (in social studies classes) why we don't invade Pakistan to find Osama bin Laden. The whole nuclear capacity of the Pakistani military and their unhinged government always slips their minds.

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

"Excuse me, but are you Cameron Lau??"

Ha! You don't even have to ask, you should know that I'm CL!(this only applies to people in my school!).

[Meyrin]

Here are my top five stupid questions I got

1.At my job at A&W.
Me:Can I help you sir?
Man:Is the supervisor here?
MePoints at name tag clearly saying supervisor on it and uniform is different from other workers)

2.Again at my job
Customer:Can I have those little bags of ketchup.I hate heinz ketchup.
MeGave him the ketchup anyway but what the eck.Both is still heinz)

3.At school in chemestry 1 classe.
Girloes tar have elektrons and mols in it?

4.After a got my operation to fix my broken neck.
Friend:Hey!How are you?Are you in pain?
Me:No.I never felt better[Sarcastic}
Friend:Good!Then I'll see you on the ice tomorow.

5.While watching my bf playing and my friend was watching her bf play too(they are playing hockey).In the second period,one member of our bf's team got ramed and fell and dirin't get up.
Friend:Is he alright?