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    This is a poem I wrote on my Calculas test today, and my teacher is Mr.Willard. If you know some type of advanced math, it may be funnier (as opposed to not knowing, then you may not understand what Derivitive, Integrals, or Magic Boxes means). I find it funny, and i hope he did too (perhaps some bonus points?).

    When the subtle wind blows
    When the moutain weeps
    And the sea trembles
    You will find him.
    Among the weeds and worms
    On the highest tower
    In the lowest dungeon
    You will find the wizard;
    The wizard some call Willard.
    Some dare not speak his name
    Lest he get angry!
    He used his magic boxes
    To hold back the chaos
    When functions only begetted more functions
    And when imaginary numbers were real!
    But only Willard understands his own logic
    For us mere mortals to attempt to understand?
    It would drive us insane!
    Watch out, he'll derive you
    Until you're only a constant
    Not even an integral will save you.
    He waves his white wand
    On a board of logic
    If you stare too long, your eyes will bleed.
    He'll give you limits that don't exist
    Or perhaps they go off to infinity
    Thank Willard for l'hospital!
    What is this? He's dividing by zero!
    It is from this wizard that I come to understand
    The universe, which in his own words
    Is a nightmare!
    Some don't know how the universe came to be
    But I do...
    In the beginning of it all, there was Willard.



    Amen.
    Nøytral
    følelsesløs
    Min logikk kretser
    Blir skadet
    Ved en landeplage av følelser!
    Hva kan jeg gjøre?
    Alt jeg trodde jeg var ...
    Jeg er blitt mer.
    Mer menneske; et annet cog i maskinen av livet.
    Hvorfor kan jeg nyte dette?
    Jeg er så forvirret ...

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    LMAO,
    Oh my this was too good and I have this picture in my head.
    The world and flow and scheme all went together very smoothly for reading. Your word choice is excellent and I love the creativity of it. Bravo!!!!

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