Riddles/Jokes

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

Someone told her it was a man eating lion..xD

Ahh. Thank you for the answer. Don't double post next time though

[MissBunBun]

Hmm..I'm not sure...but is it pomegranate?

nope thats not it ^_____^
but close

[Mira Kaiba]

Mr. Smith saw Mr. Jones' face and therefore thought his own was dirty, and Mr. Jones saw Mr. Smith's face and thought his own was clean.

Yep, you got it. ^^


Is the answer to Ms. Bun. Bun's a cherry? :/

Another one:

Jennifer picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read How to Jog. She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. How can this be true?


I love this thread! ^^

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

Yep, you got it. ^^


Is the answer to Ms. Bun. Bun's a cherry? :/

Another one:

Jennifer picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read How to Jog. She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. How can this be true?


I love this thread! ^^

Tell me the answer please? Its driving me crazy.

[MysticEntity]

Yep, you got it. ^^


Is the answer to Ms. Bun. Bun's a cherry? :/

Another one:

Jennifer picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read How to Jog. She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. How can this be true?


I love this thread! ^^

Jogging..as in exercise?...hmm..interesting...I'm not sure what I'm looking for here..Hint please ^^

[Lune Cy]

OKay...here is another..'retarded' riddle by me xD..

a black dot with a red dot in it..and it flys, what is it?

[Mira Kaiba]

Tell me the answer please? Its driving me crazy.

Hehe, I can't do that yet, you have to guess.

Jogging..as in exercise?...hmm..interesting...I'm not sure what I'm looking for here..Hint please ^^

But I will give you a hint. ^^
Think about the "words" in the phrase How to Jog not as words, but as individual letters.
I don't want to say more yet, it might give it away too easily. If no one gets it, I'll give a better clue. ^.^

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

Hehe, I can't do that yet, you have to guess.



But I will give you a hint. ^^
Think about the "words" in the phrase How to Jog not as words, but as individual letters.
I don't want to say more yet, it might give it away too easily. If no one gets it, I'll give a better clue. ^.^

A better clue please?

[rubberbabybuggybumper]

*As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
And every wife had seven sacks
And every sack had seven cats
And every cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?*

My 2 cents: most famously told in Die Hard with a Vengeance

[rubberbabybuggybumper]

Ooo I have a riddle for ya

"Cut me and I weep tears
As red as my flesh
Yet my heart is made of stone
Tell me who I am"

Yea try to figure that one out

I heard this one before. It's a cherry.

[-Kitsune-]

Jennifer picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read How to Jog. She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. How can this be true?

OMG I got it! I thought about this one for like 5 minutes and got nothing but I finally got it after you gave us the clue ^.^

 

It was an encyclopedia, listing words from the word "How" to the word "Jog"

Am I right? o.o

[MysticEntity]

OMG I got it! I thought about this one for like 5 minutes and got nothing but I finally got it after you gave us the clue ^.^

 

It was an encyclopedia, listing words from the word "How" to the word "Jog"

Am I right? o.o

Gahh...That's the answer?..><..Gee..and here I was trying to reform the words.

Here is another:

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it.
(Hint: Don't just look at it, read it out loud. It's an oral riddle.)

[-Kitsune-]

Gahh...That's the answer?..><..Gee..and here I was trying to reform the words.

I don't know if mine's right, that was just my guess ^.^; It's probably wrong though, first I tried flipping the letters upside down and stuff o.O; I came up with that when I saw a Medical Encycolpedia in my room...

Here's one I heard a while ago:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

[Souhi]

Gahh...That's the answer?..><..Gee..and here I was trying to reform the words.

Here is another:

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it.
(Hint: Don't just look at it, read it out loud. It's an oral riddle.)

A teapot?

[MysticEntity]

Here's one I heard a while ago:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Is it the letter M?..o_O

A teapot?

Yup, you got it ^^

[-Kitsune-]

Is it the letter M?..o_O

Yup, you got it ^.^

[dark_is_light]

I don't know if mine's right, that was just my guess ^.^; It's probably wrong though, first I tried flipping the letters upside down and stuff o.O; I came up with that when I saw a Medical Encycolpedia in my room...

Here's one I heard a while ago:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M.

The mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now, the mother will be 5 times as old as the child. Question: Where's the father?

[dark_is_light]

Three more for now:

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. Who was the man that stayed dry?

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

Three more for now:

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. Who was the man that stayed dry?

1.Postage stamp
2.Are you asleep?
3.The body in a coffin.

[Mira Kaiba]

I don't know if mine's right, that was just my guess ^.^; It's probably wrong though, first I tried flipping the letters upside down and stuff o.O; I came up with that when I saw a Medical Encycolpedia in my room...

Yay, you got it. ^^

Another question that you can never answer yes to is, "Are you dead?" ^^

[rubberbabybuggybumper]

I have one that is really, really hard! It's called Dry Dock:


Lying in a well-known sea there is a ship that is worth many millions of pounds. The valuable ship completed its long haul to the destination but it was not able to make the return journey.

So the ship languishes there to this day and, although everyone knows where it is, no attemp has, as yet, been made to recover it.

What is the name of the ship?

(Good Luck eveyone!)

[MissBunBun]

At a movie theater, the manager announces that they will give a free ticket to the first person in line whose birthday is the same as someone who has already bought a ticket. You have the option of getting in line at any time. Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, that birthdays are distributed randomly throughout the year, etc., what position in line gives you the greatest chance of being the first duplicate birthday?

[Akira Kogami[LC]]

I have one that is really, really hard! It's called Dry Dock:


Lying in a well-known sea there is a ship that is worth many millions of pounds. The valuable ship completed its long haul to the destination but it was not able to make the return journey.

So the ship languishes there to this day and, although everyone knows where it is, no attemp has, as yet, been made to recover it.

What is the name of the ship?

(Good Luck eveyone!)

The Ranger 8.

@Miss bun You should try to be the 20th person in line.

[rubberbabybuggybumper]

The Ranger 8.

Sorry but no. Very good guess though. Like crazy good.

Since this thread pretty much died, I'm just gonna give the answer.

Answer: The "Eagle" lunar space module (it lies in the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon)

...lol

[NinnaMoon]

I fly in the air, But I am not always there. I cannot be touched, But I can be felt or held. Think very hard, But if you live near the equator, You may have a tough time seeing me. What am I?

dude I got it....

It's defiantly snow!!!! Yeah I'm smart!!