Originally Posted by
Eris
It works pretty well for me. I lock the door, with one lock. And that's it, that's all the attention I pay to my security. I have no camera, no gun, no bat, no machete, no chainsaw, no taser, no kukri, no shuriken, no traps, no pits of fire, no pits of ice, no dungeon, no mote, no alligators, no bears, no dogs, no electric fences, no swinging saw blades, no lasers, no robots, no dinosaurs, no cyborgs, no force fields, no borg cubes, no Daleks, no snipers, no steamrollers, no mass drivers, no rail guns, (unfortunately) no death rays, no biological, nuclear or chemical agents, no wizards, no charms, no tunnel boring machines, no surrealistic mazes, no rolling boulders, no poison darts, no ancient curses, no lowering ceiling, no room slowly filling up with sand, no killer bees, no golems, no dragons, no catapults pummeling you with dead cattle, no nothing!
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