Would you rather kill a kitten or club a baby seal?

[Renzoil]

I've killed kittens before.BUT ONLY OUT OF NESSESSITY!!!We accidentally ran a couple over with the car and one didn't die automaticly.So after I tried to slit it's throut(sp?) I took a big rock and crushed it.I felt really,really bad for doing it but it had to be done.WHY?!WHY?! My backyard cemetary gets bigger and bigger.But to answer your question...maybe the seal because Iv'e never done that before. Evil has its good points.

[iRevo]

I rather killa kitten. I'll prolly use it for shotgun practice instead of clay pigeons.

For Seals, I would preserve them to be a regualr species instead of endagered.

I have a saying for endagered animals, "Save the polar bears kill the emos."

[Marshmallow Fluff]

Cause I could put the cat in a microwave and hear it squeal.

T_T

I would rather kill a baby seal in the most quickest, painless way...

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

I don't really like killing animals, and never will. But if I really have to choose one, I'd go for ....the kitty >.< ...T~T I can't believe I said that. Well, I got a perfect reason...
1. There are many kitties in the world, and less seal, and they're not domestic
2. I like half grown cats more anyways >.<

[DaSOCOM]

Do I have to club the seal? In order to get any blood out of it, you'd have to beat that little booger like a cop beatin' Rodney King.

*WHACK!* C'mon, bleed already!! *WHACK WHACK WHACK*

But yeah, it'd be the seal. If I'm gonna do something bad, might as well go REALLY bad!!

Peace,
DaSOCOM

[KuroTan]

Imagine you're in a cheesy spy-film from the 60's, and you're in a room that slowly fills with sand. In able to disable this deadly trap, you have to kill either the kitten or the seal in order to short circuit the sand mechanism with their blood.

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

[Eris]

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

But it's a high voltage fuse box. I don't know if I would recommend urinating on that.

[JuicedUp]

If I really had to kill a little animal in a life-or-death situation, I'd aim a gun at the back of its head, where the spinal cord and the brain meet, and give it a very quick and painless death. No sensation, no pain.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

Don't overthink the death traps.

[Eris]

Don't overthink the death traps.

Besides, I'm the dungeon master of this thread. It's best not to ponder on the surreal evils I can unleash on people nosing in the inner workings of my 60's spy movie death trap.

[DOOM!]

Besides, I'm the dungeon master of this thread. It's best not to ponder on the surreal evils I can unleash on people nosing in the inner workings of my 60's spy movie death trap.

I'm a level 63 Evil Cleric. If i kill both animals, can i get enough XP to reach level 64?

[Aizmov]

I rather killa kitten. I'll prolly use it for shotgun practice instead of clay pigeons.

For Seals, I would preserve them to be a regualr species instead of endagered.

I have a saying for endagered animals, "Save the polar bears kill the emos."

why would you kill an emu

emus are cute, look:


Oh you meant Emo, my bad

[lordrellik8]

idk why!
But I pick a kitten!

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

id club a seal, more like hit it lightly lol

good idea!!! :-D

[DOOM!]

good idea!!! :-D

You sure like to make it suffer, don't you?

[Kariya The Wind]

No one likes seals, thats why.

[JuicedUp]

I've killed kittens before.BUT ONLY OUT OF NESSESSITY!!!We accidentally ran a couple over with the car and one didn't die automaticly.So after I tried to slit it's throut(sp?) I took a big rock and crushed it.I felt really,really bad for doing it but it had to be done.WHY?!WHY?! My backyard cemetary gets bigger and bigger.But to answer your question...maybe the seal because Iv'e never done that before. Evil has its good points.

A necessary evil to put out misery. We understand.

[foxkit2409]

If you were given a dilemma; You either had to kill a fluffy and cuddly kitten, or club a cute baby seal. What would you choose?

Can't I just kill you instead?

[CapnJack]

Actually, if I were to analyze the question a little...

... its asking to either specifically KILL a kitten or just CLUB a baby seal, not necessarily asking to kill it. The baby seal would still have a chance to heal and live. I mean, Id still feel awful (whoops, almost mispelled it 'awesome') for doing it but it would be better then the alternative of killing a kitten. So I stand on my decision to club a seal.

Sorry if I took all the fun out of this. ^^;

[Asriel]

Can't I just kill you instead?

Really.Thats how I feel after reading this.

Also so what if theres more cats in the world than seals.I'd still kill a seal over a kitten.

The only real animal i've ever killed was a puppie.I didn't get to hear it squeal or anything so it was quick and painless.
Story: Backing car into driveway and didn't notice puppie.

[LeTombassador]

Seal fo sho. You should´ve make a poll out of this

[sadida]

EEk. Not cool.
But i suppose , if forced, i'd have to go with the kitten. Honestly, how could anyone club a baby seal to death? at least with the kitten, it would probably die more easily, and quickly. Plus, there are enough kittens in this world, they aren't endangered, and frankly they aren't as cute as baby seals. (i'm not a cat person)

[Bean Bandit]

It would have to be the cute kitten hands down.

[CrimsonMoon]

This is difficult but if I have to choose, I'd kill the kitty swiftly. Both of them are awful options and if I could afford it, I wouldn't kill them. I've killed enough. *sigh*

[DOOM!]

Actually, if I were to analyze the question a little...

... its asking to either specifically KILL a kitten or just CLUB a baby seal, not necessarily asking to kill it. The baby seal would still have a chance to heal and live. I mean, Id still feel awful (whoops, almost mispelled it 'awesome') for doing it but it would be better then the alternative of killing a kitten. So I stand on my decision to club a seal.

Sorry if I took all the fun out of this. ^^;

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