15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Saiyan Destroyer]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. !

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud "We're out of toilet paper in here..."

BEST field trip to Wal-Mart ever. I've done...

1: Too easy.
4: Code 3 is someone is deficating or vomiting.
5: I got a wierd look and wasn't able to. They caught on.
6: Wierd looks but a lot of tripping people, heh.
8: They left me alone.
9: Good times.
10: I almost got kicked out. Luckily I hid for an hour and went back to shopping.
11: Weird looks.
12: Too fun. Totally worthy it.
13: They spotted me though
15: THAT GETS people moving, specially employees.

[Jose]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. !

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud "We're out of toilet paper in here..."

BEST field trip to Wal-Mart ever. I've done...

1: Too easy.
4: Code 3 is someone is deficating or vomiting.
5: I got a wierd look and wasn't able to. They caught on.
6: Wierd looks but a lot of tripping people, heh.
8: They left me alone.
9: Good times.
10: I almost got kicked out. Luckily I hid for an hour and went back to shopping.
11: Weird looks.
12: Too fun. Totally worthy it.
13: They spotted me though
15: THAT GETS people moving, specially employees.

Oh god help me
i'm sorry to be mean for the first time
but your hopeless

[Legend_S]

LMAO! that was great man, kudos. Especially loved number 8 lol.

[Jose]

LMAO! that was great man, kudos. Especially loved number 8 lol.

OMG
plz tell me don't really do this kinda stuff

[Ami~chan]

All I do is shop and buy groceries at Wal-Mart. I don't like sticking around in that place, considering it's normally an absolute madhouse.

[Masali]

Sounds like a blast, actually. Nothing like effing with retail!

[Jose]

All I do is shop and buy groceries at Wal-Mart. I don't like sticking around in that place, considering it's normally an absolute madhouse.

Yes yes i agree
it's really kinda sad

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5: I got a wierd look and wasn't able to. They caught on.

Actually, as I found out a few weeks ago when trying to put two Cordless Guitar Hero Guitars on layaway, they don't do layaway anymore.

[Knightmare]

Oh you need to add

16. get nerf and cushy balls then go somewhere else in the stor and throw them over the isles into crowded areas.

I use to do that it was hilarious.

[Lunafreya Fleuret]

xD I did that a few times. Got kicked out though.. It was hilarious. I was walking down the aisle and the manager was there so I decided to get some of those nerf balls. Instead of throwing them at the crowded areas, I chucked them at the manager.

Then another time I remember, I was sitting there all bored and crap. So I decided to get a bike. Taking it off the rack, I rode it through the aisles, eventually riding straight through the window. XD I got nearly sued for that one though. Oh the things you can do in a wal-mart.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

1. Mix and match items in teh store.

2. Play MArco Polo in teh store.

3. Throw raw meat into an employees car.

4. Get in trouble with thier security or whatever.

5. Scream at people

6. Play hide and seek

7. Dance

8. Sing horribly to horrible songs.

9. Go around kicking people in teh shin, laughing

10. Attempt to steal stuff, and throw it as you walk out.

11. Break items, by throwing them on teh floor.

12. Sit on teh floor and start to eat Mcdonalds.

13. Play Mario Karts with their Grocery Carts.

14. Do a hand stand

15. Get lost

There are 15 things I did. Oh! Not the only one who does 15 things at Wal Marts.

[Darc Satos]

i think i have done all the above, plus i once had 8 freinds with me and we made a hudge mess becasue we were playing silly-string tag XD now im not allowed to go back there... ;_;

also i want to add this to the list:
17: dress up as hitler, get a hiltler haircut. ect... then stand up on one of the empty check-out lanes and get a microphone and scream : "HI-HITLER!!!!"

[zaaaaaz]

I always use to get kicked out for just sitting in the barbie jeeps pretending to drive them. Playing catch or basketball is looked down upon too.

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Oh god help me
i'm sorry to be mean for the first time
but your hopeless

To be a total jerk: So's your mom.

But seriously now: That's plan fun. I have fun my way. You have fun your way. Don't tell me not to steal Candy from from you Wonka. SCREW YOU WONKA!

Jack of Blades: Yeah dude, you rock :-D

Dark Satos: I prefer to dress like Hitler and welcome people to the store. THat would be so illegally funny.

[Darc Satos]

lol, yhea that would be way funnier, unless some old guy comes up and he was in ww2 and he had a gun... >_> but knowing me, i would have to do somthing involving hitler XD

[Devi]

You want to know the scary part is... I have done most of those except for maybe 2 of them... That's bad.

[Serenith Youkai]

I've only done 1 with a friend, but it waan't just one it was like 10 to everyone's cart, awesome times ^.^

[Demon_boy_92]

Ive done 1, 6 and 9 lol who hasnt done 9. lol!!

[Knightmare]

Every one should drive around the entrances screaming out the window the British are coming.

Or

Go to an empty cash register and try and check people out. ( my friend did this and got thrown out of wm but it was worth it)

[Elphaba]

Oh My God...i would never do that.

[Saiyan Destroyer]

Dude that is TOTALLY worth it.

[names red]

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

Yup but not just condoms but tampons to.....

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Never did this one...

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

Yeah but I just used Katchup....

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

I Just walk up to an employee And ask random questions like "So were the tampons at i need some bad?" And acorss they get freaked out...

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Never down ....

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

I just grabed alot of them and put them in like a Zig Zag and got my skate bored and just take up an Hall for a couple of min and knock stuff off the shelfs...

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

I started cooking on a grill outside next to the door... Got it from one of there comecials

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

I just start yelling at them saying god lord could you go any slower? And keep shanging my mind on what i want to buy....

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

You just reminded me i did that a couple of weeks ago lol ^_^

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

I just point the gun at them.. Its not loaded gosh i am not a mass killer lol...

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

I Just start silng your beautiful to some random person that i see.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

Hey i should try that one lol...

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

And this one...

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. !

lol i thought i was they only one who did that lol jk

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud "We're out of toilet paper in here..."

I jsut start saying like oh no my bra is to big come on get in there gosh i cant take you any where any more...

BEST field trip to Wal-Mart ever. I've done...

You can say that again

[devildog]

Wow lol red it seems you and chris would prob get along lol jk...

[smile1010]

Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
that was gilarious
that is the funniest thing I've read
all
day
Oh my god..i'm gonna do this!

[███]

Man Chris Benoit you are pretty cool, it's good to see you know how to have a fun time. My favourites are 1, 8, 10, 15. I think putting up out of order signs on the machinery is another great one. I would good rep you for such an ordeal, unforunetly I have to spread some more around before I can.