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[Acnologia]

My english assignment is due tomorrow, I have to write a parody of a poem thats supposed to be funny. Thing is, I suck at poetry, I'm no freaking shakespeare, anyone care to help?

It's for this poem:
Shall I compare thee to a summers day
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
Rough winds to shake the darling buds of may
And summers lease hath all too short a date
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines
and often this gold complexion dimmed
and every fair from fair some time declines
by chance, or natures changing course untrimmed
but thy eternal summer shall not fade
nor lose possession of that fair thou owns
nor shall death brag thou wand'rest into his shade
when in eternal lines to time thou growst
So long as men can breathe the eyes can see
so long lives this and this gives life to thee

Yeah, that makes no sense to me, were'd they get those words? "ye olde english tyme word book?"

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